Hanky's balding like a Spaulding,
Gets rammed daily like a Bailey,
Shits his pants just like a Spencer,
Tons of Drugs just like Mike Mentzer
Looks retarded like a Hobo,
Likes to argue with the Popo,
Gets arrested like a Felon,
Giant head is like a melon,
He really likes the dick root,
We hear he plays the skin flute,
He spent all daddy's money,
Pat Spaulding is his honey,
He whines with a high pitch,
Clegg made him his bitch,
He gave it all he's got,
Getting rammed his balloon-knot
Fakest tough guy on the earth,
His big belly lots of girth,
While he's shitting on the bowl,
Taking selfies of his hole,
Thats the Hanky story,
His fecal-funnel's gory,
He just quit Getbig again,
He'll be back oh we know when...