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Re: Dead Pool 2025
« Reply #25 on: October 07, 2024, 01:15:58 AM »
Looks like Jimmy Carter might not make it until the end of 2024.
He's been dying for 10 years.

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Re: Dead Pool 2025
« Reply #26 on: October 07, 2024, 08:37:06 AM »
Looks like Jimmy Carter might not make it until the end of 2024.

As long as he keeps that mouth open, he’ll be effectively catching flies full of precious, lifesaving nutrients

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Re: Dead Pool 2025
« Reply #27 on: October 07, 2024, 08:40:35 AM »
Anyone mentioned Nick Walker on this page yet?

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Re: Dead Pool 2025
« Reply #28 on: October 07, 2024, 05:16:30 PM »
As long as he keeps that mouth open, he’ll be effectively catching flies full of precious, lifesaving nutrients

Hahaha

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Re: Dead Pool 2025
« Reply #29 on: October 07, 2024, 05:19:56 PM »
As long as he keeps that mouth open, he’ll be effectively catching flies full of precious, lifesaving nutrients
:D

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Re: Dead Pool 2025
« Reply #30 on: October 07, 2024, 05:26:38 PM »
Anyone mentioned Nick Walker on this page yet?

His hamstring made the 2023 Deadpool if that means anything

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Re: Dead Pool 2025
« Reply #31 on: October 07, 2024, 05:42:33 PM »
His hamstring made the 2023 Deadpool if that means anything
He barely escaped from grim reaper on his wheel chair


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Re: Dead Pool 2025
« Reply #32 on: October 07, 2024, 08:40:51 PM »
Diddy and Bill Cosby

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Re: Dead Pool 2025
« Reply #33 on: October 08, 2024, 04:11:10 AM »
Hope not, but probably Clint Eastwood.

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Re: Dead Pool 2025
« Reply #34 on: October 08, 2024, 04:57:16 AM »
Anyone mentioned Nick Walker on this page yet?
I started the thread with him in mind

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Re: Dead Pool 2025
« Reply #35 on: October 08, 2024, 05:17:17 AM »
Quitting Cannabis today want a 30 day break before my exam. I may die

good luck addict.. i give you 48hrs before youre high again lol

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Re: Dead Pool 2025
« Reply #36 on: October 08, 2024, 05:22:49 AM »
Quitting Cannabis today want a 30 day break before my exam. I may die

What does that has to do with this thread?

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Re: Dead Pool 2025
« Reply #37 on: October 08, 2024, 05:24:42 AM »
What does that has to do with this thread?
what has anything he writes got to do with anything?

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Re: Dead Pool 2025
« Reply #38 on: October 08, 2024, 05:25:56 AM »
Quitting Cannabis today want a 30 day break before my exam. I may die

  It can take a lot longer than 30 days for it to clear your system, depending on your level of use. It can take 90 + days for heavy users

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Re: Dead Pool 2025
« Reply #39 on: October 08, 2024, 05:26:59 AM »
  It can take a lot longer than 30 days for it to clear your system, depending on your level of use. It can take 90 + days for heavy users
he will come back with "vapes are different"

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Re: Dead Pool 2025
« Reply #40 on: October 08, 2024, 05:30:35 AM »
He's been dying for 10 years.

Yup, it's kind of embarrassing to keep mentioning him at this point .


WoooooSHHHHHHHHHhh  Jimmy T-1000

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Re: Dead Pool 2025
« Reply #41 on: October 08, 2024, 03:08:24 PM »
  It can take a lot longer than 30 days for it to clear your system, depending on your level of use. It can take 90 + days for heavy users

It's not a urine test

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Re: Dead Pool 2025
« Reply #42 on: October 08, 2024, 03:11:06 PM »
Quitting Cannabis today want a 30 day break before my exam. I may die


we can only pray for this outcome for bald gay snitch coward
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Re: Dead Pool 2025
« Reply #43 on: October 08, 2024, 03:35:14 PM »
It's not a urine test
Felons are ineligible to sit for the Bar.
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Re: Dead Pool 2025
« Reply #44 on: October 08, 2024, 03:59:28 PM »
It's not a urine test

Blood test then, certainly cant be a hair follicle you have none to spare.

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Re: Dead Pool 2025
« Reply #45 on: October 08, 2024, 04:40:50 PM »
Julian Assange

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Re: Dead Pool 2025
« Reply #46 on: October 09, 2024, 01:55:36 AM »
Putin, from natural causes.

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Re: Dead Pool 2025
« Reply #47 on: October 09, 2024, 03:28:38 AM »
Felons are ineligible to sit for the Bar.

Correct lucky for me I AM NOT A FELON

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Re: Dead Pool 2025
« Reply #48 on: October 09, 2024, 03:29:29 AM »
Blood test then, certainly cant be a hair follicle you have none to spare.

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It's a law school admission test I could smoke crack 2 minutes prior and do well. The idea is simply to refrain from cannabis for a bit to clear my focus.

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Re: Dead Pool 2025
« Reply #49 on: October 09, 2024, 03:30:36 AM »
What does that has to do with this thread?

People were calling for my death I was updating current health rode the bike for an hour yesterday going to live another 50 years easy