Where are the meta studies showing the miraculous lowering of heart disease and life extension? They don't exist except for sponsored studies.

There are plenty of meta studies that do just that. I suspect you’ve never actually reviewed the existing literature on the subject, or else you wouldn’t make such easily falsifiable statements.
Here’s just one such example:
Results Twenty-six studies were included: 22 trials (N = 90 624) with 6 months to 6 years of follow-up compared statins vs placebo or no statin, 1 trial (n = 5144) compared statin intensities, and 3 observational studies (n = 417 523) reported harms. Statins were significantly associated with decreased risk of all-cause mortality (risk ratio [RR], 0.92 [95% CI, 0.87 to 0.98]; absolute risk difference [ARD], −0.35% [95% CI, −0.57% to −0.14%]), stroke (RR, 0.78 [95% CI, 0.68 to 0.90]; ARD, −0.39% [95% CI, −0.54% to −0.25%]), myocardial infarction (RR, 0.67 [95% CI, 0.60 to 0.75]; ARD, −0.85% [95% CI, −1.22% to −0.47%]), and composite cardiovascular outcomes (RR, 0.72 [95% CI, 0.64 to 0.81]; ARD, −1.28% [95% CI, −1.61% to −0.95%])
Admittedly, “life extension” was not one of the outcomes measured, but the reduction in all-cause mortality is close enough. Let me know if you need help understanding these results.
Before you dismiss this study as “sponsored”, review the funding disclosures:
Conflict of Interest Disclosures: Dr Ferencik reported receiving grants from the American Heart Association and serving as a consultant for Biograph Inc. No other disclosures were reported.
Funding/Support: This research was funded under contract HHSA290201500007i; Group A, Task Order 75Q80119F32009, from the Agency for Healthcare Research and Quality (AHRQ), US Department of Health and Human Services, under a contract to support the US Preventive Services Task Force (USPSTF).
And this is just one of many meta studies and literature reviews reaching these conclusions. Do you have any published research that supports your claims? Please share.