He'll absolutely "get in". There are plenty of schools that are just money grabs, same as his pec surgery doctor. He'll never graduate or pass the bar, my guess is this will be abandoned like the strict curl.
Yup, those schools don’t even need an LSAT where he would even be accepted.
His LSAT score could be as real as DJ’s trip to Moscow too.
Either way he didn’t even need to take it and it was never going to mean anything.
If he does have multiple women calling the cops that’s where any legitimate chance for him to get into a real Law School ended.
The man has little foresight to be able to connect current behaviors with future repercussions.