425lb dead at 211

[Never1AShow]

bhanks will post military onboarding documents that include his social security number, but will not post his flight confirmation

And Josh did post those confirmations

[joswift]

And Josh did post those confirmations

[Never1AShow]

Brian is like the kid at school who pretends to know a secret so people keep asking him about it and he can get attention.

The minute you tell them to fuck off and you are not interested they tell you the secret if they have one.

The secret was always that he shit his pants

[joswift]

The secret was always that he shit his pants

that was only a secret that could be kept at a distance...

[Hulkotron]

This is what I was looking for too.  Delta is the only of those three airlines that has 9+ boarding groups, but it is a nonstop flight (bhanks said he has a layover).

Quite the puzzle here.

[joswift]

This is what I was looking for too.  Delta is the only of those three airlines that has 9+ boarding groups, but it is a nonstop flight (bhanks said he has a layover).

Quite the puzzle here.

hes at home alone , Ems gone, took half his money, thats why he had to move, Ems mum was his realtor, they sold the house from under him and took half the money, hence no capital gains tax

He cant afford to live where he is now

[Krankenstein]

This is what I was looking for too.  Delta is the only of those three airlines that has 9+ boarding groups, but it is a nonstop flight (bhanks said he has a layover).

Quite the puzzle here.

Southwest does not have boarding groups.  Frontier only does 7 boarding groups.  So delta and american and more likely.  United if 5 or 6 (I fly it, but I am always 1 or 2)

[bhank]

Wow you guys really care thanks but don’t celebrate yet. I ain’t that easy to kill. I will survive this and rebuild back better.

[Soul Crusher]

Wow you guys really care thanks but don’t celebrate yet. I ain’t that easy to kill. I will survive this and rebuild back better.

You are like Biden - broken down and not building anything back better.

[webstar]

Wow you guys really care thanks but don’t celebrate yet. I ain’t that easy to kill. I will survive this and rebuild back better.

Still haven’t boarded the “ flight ?”

[Soul Crusher]

Still haven’t board the “ flight ?”

I hope he seated near the bathroom.  This is going to cause a problem as he spends the entire time in there and only one toilet on a 6 hour flight.  Other fliers are going to get really upset when they can't get in there because Bhanks is crapping himself the entire time.   

[tatoo]

I hope he seated near the bathroom.  This is going to cause a problem as he spends the entire time in there and only one toilet on a 6 hour flight.  Other fliers are going to get really upset when they can't get in there because Bhanks is crapping himself the entire time.
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can u imagine hankins walking down the isle to his seat, trying to look like he lifts... i feel bad for who ever has to sit next to the fuck.

[Lartinos]

I hope he seated near the bathroom.  This is going to cause a problem as he spends the entire time in there and only one toilet on a 6 hour flight.  Other fliers are going to get really upset when they can't get in there because Bhanks is crapping himself the entire time.

I’m sure Bhank loaded up on something healthy like his redneck biscuits and gravy before he got on board.

[Soul Crusher]

I hope he seated near the bathroom.  This is going to cause a problem as he spends the entire time in there and only one toilet on a 6 hour flight.  Other fliers are going to get really upset when they can't get in there because Bhanks is crapping himself the entire time.
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can u imagine hankins walking down the isle to his seat, trying to look like he lifts... i feel bad for who ever has to sit next to the fuck.

He probably would keep repeating how he won the Cup!   ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Then he lets out terrible gas and the person next time him throws up - complete S show for the next 5 hours.  Flight attendants come over and Bhanks starts screaming at them that they don't lift, etc.  People overhear the screaming and pull out phones to record and Bhanks rips his shirt off and starts posing in the aisle.    . . . .

[Soul Crusher]

He probably would keep repeating how he won the Cup!   ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Then he lets out terrible gas and the person next time him throws up - complete S show for the next 5 hours.  Flight attendants come over and Bhanks starts screaming at them that they don't lift, etc.  People overhear the screaming and pull out phones to record and Bhanks rips his shirt off and starts posing in the aisle.    . . . .

Bhanks then in his hi pitched voices screams to the other passengers - "GB thinks I have a gut! Do I look like I have a gut!!!!!  FNG mentally ill fat F in Canada is ruining my life!  FNG fat ahole in England too!   Do I look fat?   Look at these abs!" 

Flight Attendant:  "sir - are you ok have you taken your medication today?" 

Bhank:  "Can you strict curl 167 lbs?"

Flight Attendant:  "Sir . . . . Please  . . .we have a long flight ahead."

Bhank:  " I run this airline !" 

Flight Attendant:  "Sir , are you ok ?  It appears your Depens are leaking, can I assist you to the bathroom to clean yourself up?" 

Bhank:  "I scored 170 on my practice LSAT and in Top 1%!"

Flight Attendant:  "Sir please,  this is all well and good but you need to clean yourself up as other passengers are being severely inconvenienced by this all."

Bhank:  "None of them can strict curl 167 lbs!"

Flight Attendant:   "Mission control - we need to turn the bird around there is no way we are making it to California.  Please make arrangements with security to take the passenger into custody." 

Bhank:  "Can't be faded!  I won the cup!" 

 

[joswift]

[38 returns]

Then someone offers to fight him and he calls the police

[Phantom Spunker]

[WrongAdvices]

that's awesome, the gift that keeps on giving/shitting

[Grape Ape]

"That cartoon dog is NOT real!"

[wes]

Wow you guys really care thanks but don’t celebrate yet. I ain’t that easy to kill. I will survive this and rebuild back better.

[BB]

Better not tear your other pec trying to hijack any planes BW -

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And be nice to the flight attendants -

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[joswift]

that is pure gold, all time classic post
 

[WrongAdvices]

Is he having fajitas with Coach tonight?

[Primemuscle]

That’s a quote it’s what Larry Holmes said about Rocky Marciano I forgot you bitches just follow badminton

Brian, your comment is a misquote plus you forgot to include quote marks and an attribution.

Larry Holmes said: "Rocky Marciano Couldn't Carry My Jockstrap.”