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Brian Hankins dead pool
« on: November 03, 2024, 03:44:14 PM »
Inspired by Josh and the ailments list, predict the date and cause of Hanky's death.

I say no way he makes it past 57.  Death by heart attack.  He might survive his first one which he will have by 53 at the latest.

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Re: Brian Hankins dead pool
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2024, 03:45:45 PM »
Inspired by Josh and the ailments list, predict the date and cause of Hanky's death.

I say no way he makes it past 57.  Death by heart attack.  He might survive his first one which he will have by 53 at the latest.

Or defective 2k skateboard that did not work

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Re: Brian Hankins dead pool
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2024, 03:48:05 PM »
Or defective 2k skateboard that did not work

Suicide by trike off a cliff after the getbig haterzzzz get to him is another prime option

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Re: Brian Hankins dead pool
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2024, 04:54:10 PM »
Inspired by Josh and the ailments list, predict the date and cause of Hanky's death.

I say no way he makes it past 57.  Death by heart attack.  He might survive his first one which he will have by 53 at the latest.

Funny my blood pressure is ideal and my cholesterol is low and I am not overweight and I do cardio I also dont drink

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Re: Brian Hankins dead pool
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2024, 04:57:01 PM »
Inspired by Josh and the ailments list, predict the date and cause of Hanky's death.

I say no way he makes it past 57.  Death by heart attack.  He might survive his first one which he will have by 53 at the latest.

Still using Bhank’s name to get yourself some attention?

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Re: Brian Hankins dead pool
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2024, 05:00:17 PM »
Still using Bhank’s name to get yourself some attention?

You are the Will Smith to Hanky's Jada Stinkett

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Re: Brian Hankins dead pool
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2024, 05:03:19 PM »
Funny my blood pressure is ideal and my cholesterol is low and I am not overweight and I do cardio I also dont drink

Your mouth breathing is off the chart though

One and only bit of advice I’ll ever give you. Possibly the most important you’ll ever get.

Close your mouth and breathe through your nose.

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Re: Brian Hankins dead pool
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2024, 05:04:09 PM »
Funny my blood pressure is ideal and my cholesterol is low and I am not overweight and I do cardio I also dont drink

By your own admission you've been using opioids for 30 years, smoked pot/vaped for 30 years, you have had a high heart rate all your life, you've done shitloads of steroids and have had "organ failure".

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Re: Brian Hankins dead pool
« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2024, 03:28:59 AM »
Your mouth breathing is off the chart though

One and only bit of advice I’ll ever give you. Possibly the most important you’ll ever get.

Close your mouth and breathe through your nose after putting a peg on it.

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Re: Brian Hankins dead pool
« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2024, 04:00:47 AM »
By your own admission you've been using opioids for 30 years, smoked pot/vaped for 30 years, you have had a high heart rate all your life, you've done shitloads of steroids and have had "organ failure".

No I havent that is complete bullshit.

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Re: Brian Hankins dead pool
« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2024, 04:01:42 AM »
No I havent that is complete bullshit.

Doesnt matter, you tell so many lies we can post what we like now

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Re: Brian Hankins dead pool
« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2024, 04:21:34 AM »
Doesnt matter, you tell so many lies we can post what we like now

I have never lied once. Sure you can make up whatever bullshit you want about me. I could do the same to you but I am not a crazy stalker like yourself obsessed with another man.

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Re: Brian Hankins dead pool
« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2024, 04:27:10 AM »
I have never lied once. Sure you can make up whatever bullshit you want about me. I could do the same to you but I am not a crazy stalker like yourself obsessed with another man.

bro your whole life is a lie... delusion at its best!

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Re: Brian Hankins dead pool
« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2024, 04:35:30 AM »
I have never lied once. Sure you can make up whatever bullshit you want about me. I could do the same to you but I am not a crazy stalker like yourself obsessed with another man.

we have listed 4 big ones in the last couple days

Didnt you lie to crank about never asking him for bloodwork?

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Re: Brian Hankins dead pool
« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2024, 04:55:06 AM »
we have listed 4 big ones in the last couple days

Didnt you lie to crank about never asking him for bloodwork?

Being mistaken is not the same as lying

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Re: Brian Hankins dead pool
« Reply #15 on: November 05, 2024, 05:09:16 AM »
Being mistaken is not the same as lying

I like this one, Brian. I’. Mistakenly thought your wife sucks dick for a living.

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Re: Brian Hankins dead pool
« Reply #16 on: November 05, 2024, 06:31:06 AM »
As evidenced by other professional bodybuilders, your blood may test just fine but your organs could be in trouble.

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Re: Brian Hankins dead pool
« Reply #17 on: November 05, 2024, 10:14:09 AM »
As evidenced by other professional bodybuilders, your blood may test just fine but your organs could be in trouble.

I was 203lbs this morning do you really think I am pushing grams of gear a week??? I also went for a 45 minute bike ride yesterday.

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Re: Brian Hankins dead pool
« Reply #18 on: November 05, 2024, 10:18:56 AM »
Inspired by Josh and the ailments list, predict the date and cause of Hanky's death.

I say no way he makes it past 57.  Death by heart attack.  He might survive his first one which he will have by 53 at the latest.

Death by asphyxiation as a result of an unintentional smothering due to a large ball sack over the face via teabagging.....sometime in the near future
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Re: Brian Hankins dead pool
« Reply #19 on: November 05, 2024, 10:19:09 AM »
I was 203lbs this morning do you really think I am pushing grams of gear a week???

you were 197 and and using grams a week plus 54ius of GH in one day plus peptides

The fact you wanted to "show the haters at getbig" you would have left no stone unturned (apart from dieting and training) to get to that show.
Your drug use would have been off the fucking charts

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Re: Brian Hankins dead pool
« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2024, 10:29:54 AM »
you were 197 and and using grams a week plus 54ius of GH in one day plus peptides

The fact you wanted to "show the haters at getbig" you would have left no stone unturned (apart from dieting and training) to get to that show.
Your drug use would have been off the fucking charts

No I wasn't but make up whatever nonsense you want I am in great shape these days.

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Re: Brian Hankins dead pool
« Reply #21 on: November 05, 2024, 10:31:28 AM »
Funny my blood pressure is ideal and my cholesterol is low and I am not overweight and I do cardio I also dont drink

20 minutes downhill o the gaycycle

hahaha


why is your wife ringless?
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Re: Brian Hankins dead pool
« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2024, 10:40:59 AM »
No I wasn't but make up whatever nonsense you want I am in great shape these days.

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Why hasn't your ugly wife got her wedding ring on

Why were you kicked out the army

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Re: Brian Hankins dead pool
« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2024, 10:45:40 AM »
No I wasn't but make up whatever nonsense you want I am in great shape these days.


ok I will go first

here is my lie

your wife loves you


hahahaahah

that's worse than the fighting every day that
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Re: Brian Hankins dead pool
« Reply #24 on: November 05, 2024, 10:47:28 AM »
No I wasn't but make up whatever nonsense you want I am in great shape these days.
I cant wait until you have your surgery
We might finally see the fucing back of you when you weigh 170lbs