Video Condition check 5 days pre pec surgery

[Marvin Martian]

At the time I said I could take him in mma he was not in the shape he is now. However yes absolutely I am still picking me in the theoretical matchup. I don't think he can stay on his feet against me.

Brian he is 10000 times the athlete you are. I have heard probably a dozen high level MMA fighters who have all said that if Mike had ever trained for MMA he would have been lethal. You don’t seem to understand Mikes speed. You go in for a take down and he fckn smashes you in the back of your head and probably kills you.
I watched your fight with Clegg and you are average at best.

If you were a normal cool dude you would realize why it sounds so fckn doooshy to say “I would ragdoll Tyson - he couldn’t handle me” lol.
I confess that I have told your delusion to guys training or in the weight room so many times. It’s fckn pathetic man. But is HAS given us so many laughs.

It feels a little like picking on a retarded kid though. They don’t realize how they are behaving either. Just to be clear I would never do that.

[bhank]

Brian he is 10000 times the athlete you are. I have heard probably a dozen high level MMA fighters who have all said that if Mike had ever trained for MMA he would have been lethal. You don’t seem to understand Mikes speed. You go in for a take down and he fckn smashes you in the back of your head and probably kills you.
I watched your fight with Clegg and you are average at best.

If you were a normal cool dude you would realize why it sounds so fckn doooshy to say “I would ragdoll Tyson - he couldn’t handle me” lol.
I confess that I have told your delusion to guys training or in the weight room so many times. It’s fckn pathetic man. But is HAS given us so many laughs.

It feels a little like picking on a retarded kid though. They don’t realize how they are behaving either. Just to be clear I would never do that.

If and would have been don't mean shit. You are entitled to your opinion. I don't see a big scary monster. I see a man older man I can overpower who has 0 grappling experience. I don't see it as a difficult match up. There are a lot of average grapplers who could take out Tyson at 58.

[bhank]

I said this in the other thread, but I'll post it again here hoping it gets some traction:

If wes wants you to go for a 500 lb conventional deadlift from the floor with no straps, will you go for it?

I can go for a school bus but too much and it wont move and that's not very interesting, is it? It's the weight we know is going to move but we don't know if it is going to move all the way that is interesting. We all know 455 is coming off the floor we don't know if I am going to stand all the way up and what happens halfway that is the interesting part. Let's see what happens with 455 to start.

[Skeletor]

The dolt can't even get out of bed without getting injured or shitting himself yet he thinks he can beat Tyson.

[WrongAdvices]

If and would have been don't mean shit. You are entitled to your opinion. I don't see a big scary monster. I see a man older man I can overpower who has 0 grappling experience. I don't see it as a difficult match up. There are a lot of average grapplers who could take out Tyson at 58.

If you fight Tyson will you use straps?

[wes]

What a true fucking idiot this guy is....Tyson would bury you in a heartbeat you delusional fuckhead.

Stop smoking pot ...........NOW.......it`s making you dumber than you already are which I thought would be impossible.

[wes]

I mean he looks the part but I still think if I run into him full force shoulder tackle we both hit the ground. I think once there the odds drastically shift to my favor. I do think I can take a partially blocked shot on the way in from a 58 year old Tyson and still get the takedown with enough wits left over to capitalize on it.  I could be wrong.

[BigRo]

Mike Tyson is strong as fuck lately. He also loves mushrooms so will definitely ragdoll you first.

[nobody in particular]

IF you tried that brian you'd look like a looney tunes character. He'd barely move a millimetre, youd stop dead in mid air then fall straight down.

[joswift]

If Brian stood in front of Mike he would start shaking and squealing..

It wouldnt even get to the point of it being a fight , Brian would be on his knees begging

[bhank]

What a true fucking idiot this guy is....Tyson would bury you in a heartbeat you delusional fuckhead.

Stop smoking pot ...........NOW.......it`s making you dumber than you already are which I thought would be impossible.

Again you are entitled to your opinion, but the guy is 58 years old with 0 grappling experience. I am entitled to my opinion as well. I say easy work

[bhank]

If Brian stood in front of Mike he would start shaking and squealing..

It wouldnt even get to the point of it being a fight , Brian would be on his knees begging

I would dump that old man on his head he cant grapple me it would be too easy

[bhank]

Mike Tyson is strong as fuck lately. He also loves mushrooms so will definitely ragdoll you first.

Is he really though? Watch his actual training he uses baby weights and is winded after a minute. There are 50 states I say every single one of them has a 17 year old high school wrestler who would beat a 58 year old Tyson down easy. He is not throwing 1 punch KO anymore. He didnt even KO the troll that was harassing him on a plane and he hit that drunk untrained kid a dozen times.

Holyfield looked great as well until he was exposed as feeble by a 47 year old Belfort

Tyson has no heart he never has he panics and taps in a 20 seconds after getting taken down. Once I get a hold of him its not even competitive and he would come in close to hit he is going to get wrapped up and then its elementary. He would not last 5 minutes

[joswift]

Is he really though? Watch his actual training he uses baby weights and is winded after a minute. There are 50 states I say every single one of them has a 17 year old high school wrestler who would beat a 58 year old Tyson down easy. He is not throwing 1 punch KO anymore. He didnt even KO the troll that was harassing him on a plane and he hit that drunk untrained kid a dozen times.

Holyfield looked great as well until he was exposed as feeble by a 47 year old Belfort

Tyson has no heart he never has he panics and taps in a 20 seconds after getting taken down. Once I get a hold of him its not even competitive and he would come in close to hit he is going to get wrapped up and then its elementary. He would not last 5 minutes

a week ago you said he would be a lot ahrder to beat now hes fit, not the washed up old man he was last year

Now all of a sudden its a walk in the park again

If he walked up to and said "boo" you would cry like a fucking baby

remember when we saw you desperatly grabbing at clegg with your head down arms flailing

Imagine this coming at you

[BB]

If Brian stood in front of Mike he would start shaking and squealing..

It wouldnt even get to the point of it being a fight , Brian would be on his knees begging

I'd like to think Iron Mike would show him pity, like he was a lame pigeon -

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Oddly mesmerized by Brian's odd herky-jerky form.

[BB]

Tyson has no heart he never has he panics and taps in a 20 seconds after getting taken down.

Um, you're 0-3, and quit on your stool multiple times in life.....

[bhank]

a week ago you said he would be a lot ahrder to beat now hes fit, not the washed up old man he was last year

Now all of a sudden its a walk in the park again

If he walked up to and said "boo" you would cry like a fucking baby

remember when we saw you desperatly grabbing at clegg with your head down arms flailing

Imagine this coming at you

Yeah he is in way better shape now. Still easy pickings for me. Styles make fights. If he comes at me like that I drop my level and he is taking himself down too easy. I wouldn't even need to chase him. Desperate lol I tied clegg up and threw him on his head. I did it even quicker in the 2nd round and he was running backwards. There is no chance that 58 year old man is staying on his feet coming forward throwing hooks like that at me. Look how squared up he is his hips would be way to easy to get just drop your level and he is throwing himself over you. Or just come into him and grab his head and shoulders and throw his ass. Again I get that you guys dont understand this shit but it would be too easy you cant come into a mma style fight and box like that against a grappler its not going to work and again dont be fooled he is 58 years old

[Gym Rat]

Yeah he is in way better shape now. Still easy pickings for me. Styles make fights. If he comes at me like that I drop my level and he is taking himself down too easy. I wouldn't even need to chase him. Desperate lol I tied clegg up and threw him on his head. I did it even quicker in the 2nd round and he was running backwards. There is no chance that 58 year old man is staying on his feet coming forward throwing hooks like that at me. Look how squared up he is his hips would be way to easy to get just drop your level and he is throwing himself over you. Or just come into him and grab his head and shoulders and throw his ass. Again I get that you guys dont understand this shit but it would be too easy

Couldnt even beat Clegg...  LOL

 

With your 'Pillow hands', co-ordination of Micheal J. Fox.
You wouldn't last 10 seconds....

[wes]

Yeah he is in way better shape now. Still easy pickings for me. Styles make fights. If he comes at me like that I drop my level and he is taking himself down too easy. I wouldn't even need to chase him. Desperate lol I tied clegg up and threw him on his head. I did it even quicker in the 2nd round and he was running backwards. There is no chance that 58 year old man is staying on his feet coming forward throwing hooks like that at me. Look how squared up he is his hips would be way to easy to get just drop your level and he is throwing himself over you. Or just come into him and grab his head and shoulders and throw his ass. Again I get that you guys dont understand this shit but it would be too easy you cant come into a mma style fight and box like that against a grappler its not going to work and again dont be fooled he is 58 years old

.........and then your alarm clock came on and you woke up from that dream.   

[bhank]

Couldnt even beat Clegg...  LOL

 

With your 'Pillow hands', co-ordination of Micheal J. Fox.
You wouldn't last 10 seconds....

I beat the shit out of Clegg and again by all means believe whatever the fuck you want I know better Tyson is an old man with no grappling and worse yet an overconfident one who thinks he can just charge in throwing punches I would dump him on his head too easy you wouldnt even have to shoot he would throw himself onto your shoulders if you just changed levels

But got it you bitches are going to be afraid of aarp members at the bar not surprising

[joswift]

Yeah he is in way better shape now. Still easy pickings for me. Styles make fights. If he comes at me like that I drop my level and he is taking himself down too easy. I wouldn't even need to chase him. Desperate lol I tied clegg up and threw him on his head. I did it even quicker in the 2nd round and he was running backwards. There is no chance that 58 year old man is staying on his feet coming forward throwing hooks like that at me. Look how squared up he is his hips would be way to easy to get just drop your level and he is throwing himself over you. Or just come into him and grab his head and shoulders and throw his ass. Again I get that you guys dont understand this shit but it would be too easy you cant come into a mma style fight and box like that against a grappler its not going to work and again dont be fooled he is 58 years old

said the man who has had three fights and lost them all........against way weaker opposition than Mike.

[BB]

I Tyson is an old man with no grappling and worse yet an overconfident one who thinks he can just charge in throwing punches I would dump him on his head too easy you wouldnt even have to shoot he would throw himself onto your shoulders if you just changed levels

He'd hit you 697 times about the head and drum belly before you even closed distance. And his evasive maneuvers would have that trick knee of yours going crazy. 

[bhank]

He'd hit you 697 times about the head and drum belly before you even closed distance. And his evasive maneuvers would have that trick knee of yours going crazy.

Look I get that Mike was on of the greatest boxers ever. But when it comes to grappling he is  58 year old white belt taking an introductory free class. I would destroy him in grappling and it would turn into a grappling match rather quickly. He isn't jabbing and moving he is coming forward closing the distance himself throwing short hooks he takes himself down. All you have to do is duck and he is going to be on your shoulders. Can Mike fuck you up quick in real life if you are standing in front of him with your hands down? Absolutely. Is he very dangerous when you know it is a fight and have your hands up and room to move? Not really not to me

[Gym Rat]

Delusions are a symptom of severe mental health disorders like schizophrenia and bipolar disorder.

[nobody in particular]

Some people telegraph their punches, you telephone the authorities. The only way mike wouldn't beat you is because you are too chickenshit to fight him IN REAL LIFE you fucking pothead deluded retard. I used to wonder what Jason Blaha would be like if he inherited money, I don't any more. And not without irony he's outdeadlifted you by a mile. Mike may not beat a competent grappler, but BITCH you aren't such a grappler. You were juiced to the gills for your fights (CLEARLY) and still lost 0-3 . Face reality pussy you are not, never were, and NEVER WILL BE a fighter.