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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #75 on: November 24, 2024, 01:23:30 AM »
It's an odd thing to go woke when you're basically entirely funded by middle to later aged white men who really have no interest in wokedom.
No kidding. They should show commercials with middle age men and hot younger women to attract the older male generation.

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #76 on: November 24, 2024, 04:38:10 AM »
Porsche are at it as well, wait until the end
&t=12s

they didnt let the black guy drive the car, check out the white gloved hand at 15 secs

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #77 on: November 24, 2024, 05:21:10 AM »
Porsche are at it as well, wait until the end
&t=12s

they didnt let the black guy drive the car, check out the white gloved hand at 15 secs

Ha-ha!  Good catch, Swifty!

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #78 on: November 24, 2024, 07:27:20 AM »
Jaguar and Rover are shit cars and impossible to keep running after 100k miles due to parts prices. I had a couple when Ford owned them, can't imagine how bad they are now.

Good news here is all the gay guys torn between getting an Audi and BMW have another choice.

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #79 on: November 24, 2024, 07:40:10 AM »
Jaguar and Rover are shit cars and impossible to keep running after 100k miles due to parts prices. I had a couple when Ford owned them, can't imagine how bad they are now.

Good news here is all the gay guys torn between getting an Audi and BMW have another choice.


You'd think after all these years they would have better priorities than to become DEI-woke. Like reliability, good resale values, customer satisfaction, low cost of ownership etc etc.
Poor reliability also means high warranty costs for JLR. Which cuts into profits, if there are any.
FoMoCo's profits dived due to excessive (4.8 billion dollars in 2023) warranty costs:


https://www.automotivedive.com/news/ford-warranty-costs-impact-q3-2024/731382/


Jaguar now wants nothing to do anymore with its past, or its current and past buyers. Sad, as the company has a terrific heritage. Heritage is something Chinese and South-Korean automanufacturers cannot use when designing new cars.

Even the French know how to use heritage succesfully when introducting new car models:













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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #80 on: November 24, 2024, 12:21:42 PM »

They hired a mentally ill gay man from Scotland to lead their marketing disaster, but the real culprits are the top management of JAGUAR. These idiots have approved the woke insanity:


Don't bring BigRo into this.

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #81 on: November 24, 2024, 11:02:08 PM »
This guy nails it:

"Forget about selling to boring pale stale males, but instead focus on that lucrative bald transgender Somalian asylumseeker market" hahahaha





According to the managing director of JAGUAR it's all your fault!


https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/jaguar-boss-disappointed-vile-hatred-072142911.html

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #82 on: November 25, 2024, 12:44:37 AM »
Jaguar and Rover are shit cars and impossible to keep running after 100k miles due to parts prices. I had a couple when Ford owned them, can't imagine how bad they are now.

Good news here is all the gay guys torn between getting an Audi and BMW have another choice.
I used to have a BMW. :-[

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #83 on: November 26, 2024, 08:16:27 AM »
JAGUAR is closing 19 of its 26 dealerships in Belgium:

https://www.tijd.be/ondernemen/auto/jaguar-houdt-na-reincarnatie-nog-zeven-dealers-in-belgie-over/10575800.html

After the woke DEI reincarnation of the brand prices will rise from 70,000 euros to 150,000 euros. Hence the limited sales expectations.
The switch to all EVs will be even more problematic if you consider that JAGUAR isn't very good at building electric cars.

Their only EV so far, the iPace, didn't sell well and had loads of recalls:

https://www.cars.com/research/jaguar-i_pace/recalls/

Most of the recalls have to do with overheating and fire risk. Not something owners want to hear when the car is charging next to, or even inside their garage

https://theevreport.com/jaguar-i-pace-recall-battery-overheating-risk





Can't wait what Jeremy Clarkson and Harry Metcalfe have to say about JAGUARs DEI campaign.... ;D




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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #84 on: November 26, 2024, 09:42:38 AM »


Typical libturd / braindead move that will be (and is) a disaster.
Everything (i mean EVERYTHING) they (Libz) do is a total failure...  ::)

https://www.newsweek.com/jaguar-rebrand-diversity-under-fire-1988709

Horribly dumb kvnts..

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #85 on: November 26, 2024, 10:53:29 AM »
Well, one thing this ad campaign has done it get a lot more folks talking about Jaguar.

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #86 on: November 27, 2024, 01:14:26 AM »
Well, one thing this ad campaign has done it get a lot more folks talking about Jaguar.
No doubt.

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #87 on: November 27, 2024, 02:11:12 AM »
Well, one thing this ad campaign has done it get a lot more folks talking about Jaguar.
theres a lot of people talking about Conor McGregor as well at the moment.

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #88 on: November 27, 2024, 08:00:34 AM »
JAGUAR now has to buy back 2760 electric iPace cars. The company wasn't able to solve the chronic problems, so decided to buy the EVs (Exploding Vehicles) from their customers:


https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a63021359/jaguar-buying-back-almost-3000-i-pace-evs-due-to-fire-risk/







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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #89 on: November 27, 2024, 11:20:54 AM »

You'd think after all these years they would have better priorities than to become DEI-woke. Like reliability, good resale values, customer satisfaction, low cost of ownership etc etc.
Poor reliability also means high warranty costs for JLR. Which cuts into profits, if there are any.
FoMoCo's profits dived due to excessive (4.8 billion dollars in 2023) warranty costs:


https://www.automotivedive.com/news/ford-warranty-costs-impact-q3-2024/731382/


Jaguar now wants nothing to do anymore with its past, or its current and past buyers. Sad, as the company has a terrific heritage. Heritage is something Chinese and South-Korean automanufacturers cannot use when designing new cars.

Even the French know how to use heritage succesfully when introducting new car models:









The ONLY thing they had was legacy brand recognition and legacy goodwill. To completely abandon both is hilarious.

It's the type of thing you would do if you wanted to buy the brand back for pennies on the dollar. Maybe somebody in the UK is plotting and scheming.

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #90 on: November 27, 2024, 11:33:55 AM »
JAGUAR is closing 19 of its 26 dealerships in Belgium:

https://www.tijd.be/ondernemen/auto/jaguar-houdt-na-reincarnatie-nog-zeven-dealers-in-belgie-over/10575800.html

After the woke DEI reincarnation of the brand prices will rise from 70,000 euros to 150,000 euros. Hence the limited sales expectations.
The switch to all EVs will be even more problematic if you consider that JAGUAR isn't very good at building electric cars.

Their only EV so far, the iPace, didn't sell well and had loads of recalls:

https://www.cars.com/research/jaguar-i_pace/recalls/

Most of the recalls have to do with overheating and fire risk. Not something owners want to hear when the car is charging next to, or even inside their garage

https://theevreport.com/jaguar-i-pace-recall-battery-overheating-risk





Can't wait what Jeremy Clarkson and Harry Metcalfe have to say about JAGUARs DEI campaign.... ;D

Interestingly enough, Harry just posted a video about the TWR Supercat, a Jaguar (not JaGUar) XJS restored with a 660 hp V12...


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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #91 on: November 27, 2024, 07:45:11 PM »
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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #92 on: November 27, 2024, 09:09:23 PM »



My mom tried to sell me her 67 a few years ago

My mom actual got hers in the 60s so I remember all the mechanics and issues the car had over the years very difficult to even find someone qualified to work on it.

we ate hotdogs all year to afford our trips

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #93 on: November 27, 2024, 11:52:54 PM »
Just shows what sort of a relationship you have with your mother that she would take money from you for a car

If I had a car I would give it to family, I would never ask for money for it

You'd sponge off your own mom??? ;-)

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #94 on: November 28, 2024, 01:06:05 AM »

The ONLY thing they had was legacy brand recognition and legacy goodwill. To completely abandon both is hilarious.

It's the type of thing you would do if you wanted to buy the brand back for pennies on the dollar. Maybe somebody in the UK is plotting and scheming.


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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #95 on: November 28, 2024, 06:35:13 AM »
You'd sponge off your own mom??? ;-)
No, a mother who doesnt need the money shouldnt be charging her son for a car, shes a millionaire.

I would never sell anything to my son, I would give it to him.
I buy shopping for my mum every week, I never ask her for money even though she can afford it.

Same reason you should never lend anyone money, I would give them money, the expectation of getting it back destroys relationships.

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #96 on: November 28, 2024, 07:02:08 AM »
Another company that's about to have some serious financial problems.  When will they learn
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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #97 on: November 28, 2024, 07:37:38 AM »
Would’ve made a great ad for a new AIDS medication 

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #98 on: November 28, 2024, 02:19:29 PM »
According to the managing director of JAGUAR it's all your fault!


https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/jaguar-boss-disappointed-vile-hatred-072142911.html


If I were to play devil’s advocate, you have a car company based on a fuel the world is moving away from. You spent fuck all on R&D for electric and instead took a ‘smart tactic’ of letting small startups build the tech and market on your behalf where you could later simply move in and take large share…..

However, the Big companies let smaller ones go on for too long. Now many consumers know Tesla and BYD and prefer those brands. Big companies wind up locked out of the new tech and remain trapped in a market being phased out.

Faced with this, you need a scapegoat as nobody at the top ever falls on their sword. Allow your some Marketing team to go full retard and the backlash does what was inevitable anyway but you have people to blame now. The Gillette disaster the CEO said he had no idea….. 😂…. For Iaguar the CEO blames the public for racism and phobism……

In both instances of backlash, the CEO always had someone else to blame. When they double down, their business was likely crazy fucked so they pull it forward and make the write down.


Similar thing with motorbike and Stark starting to pull away buyers of Yamaha and Honda.

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Re: JAGUAR has gone woke...
« Reply #99 on: November 28, 2024, 02:59:11 PM »
this is how you advertise a car