Ha ha ha ha - Bragg's Assistant Attacked by Illegal

[Gym Rat]

 

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1859600792988053863

[Humble Narcissist]

Chickens coming home to roost.

[1Patrick]

5 previous records .So this is 6th and counting.He will be out in no time and hopefully  lucky 7  will be Letitia James AG of NY .

[robcguns]

Hahahahaha absolutely love this. To bad he didn’t kill the assistant then Bragg.

[bhank]

So with all these deportations should be a lot of immigration cases in federal courts easy work and good money apparently no matter how broke they get they pay their immigration lawyers. Don't need to get hired by a firm or even take NC Bar just pass bar for any state get on the fed court apt immigration list.

[Krankenstein]

So with all these deportations should be a lot of immigration cases in federal courts easy work and good money apparently no matter how broke they get they pay their immigration lawyers. Don't need to get hired by a firm or even take NC Bar just pass bar for any state get on the fed court apt immigration list.

Your typical "but yeah" or "regardless" arguments won't work so those people are fucked.

Your percentage of 'winning' a case will be akin to your winning percentage in MMA. 

Ex : "I fucking should have won that case, I just couldn't get off the floor due to my knees buckling from underneath me as I sat at my desk.  The judge should have given me more time to get up, have some french toast and complete my closing argument.  He's a fucking slob anyway"

[Cook]

Your typical "but yeah" or "regardless" arguments won't work so those people are fucked.

Your percentage of 'winning' a case will be akin to your winning percentage in MMA. 

Ex : "I fucking should have won that case, I just couldn't get off the floor due to my knees buckling from underneath me as I sat at my desk.  The judge should have given me more time to get up, have some french toast and complete my closing argument.  He's a fucking slob anyway"

Someone from Getbig paid off the judge 

[bhank]

Your typical "but yeah" or "regardless" arguments won't work so those people are fucked.

Your percentage of 'winning' a case will be akin to your winning percentage in MMA. 

Ex : "I fucking should have won that case, I just couldn't get off the floor due to my knees buckling from underneath me as I sat at my desk.  The judge should have given me more time to get up, have some french toast and complete my closing argument.  He's a fucking slob anyway"

I said I could find plenty of work and make money who said anything about winning your goal in immigration court is just to stall

[Krankenstein]

I said I could find plenty of work and make money who said anything about winning your goal in immigration court is just to stall

[Opening shot: Bhanks at his desk, flipping through a thick legal book and nodding seriously.]
Voiceover (Bhanks, upbeat tone):
"Immigration law? That’s my game. Forty-five cases… and, well, I haven’t won one. Yet."

[Cut to a courtroom scene: Bhanks accidentally drops his briefcase, scattering papers everywhere.]
Voiceover (Bhanks, chuckling):
"Sure, I’ve had a few hiccups along the way. But hey, practice makes perfect… right?"

[Quick montage: Bhanks doing silly but earnest tasks—trying to use a copier, spilling coffee on case files, running late for court while holding a donut.]
Voiceover (Bhanks):
"I might not have the best record, but I’ve got heart. And a lot of legal pads."

[Cut to Bhanks standing confidently outside a courthouse, a client looking slightly confused next to him.]
Voiceover (Bhanks):
"Some people see 0-45 and think, ‘Why hire him?’ But I see it as 45 wins. The judges were slobs.  The prosecutor knew everyone in the jury!  They're all haters"

[Closing shot: Bhanks shrugging at the camera with a bloated stomach as the text appears on screen.]
On-screen text:
"Bhanks—The Underdog Attorney. I won't succeed… but yeah, everyone is against me."

[Music fades out with a playful, upbeat tone.]

[joswift]

[Opening shot: Bhanks at his desk, flipping through a thick legal book and nodding seriously.]
Voiceover (Bhanks, upbeat tone):
"Immigration law? That’s my game. Forty-five cases… and, well, I haven’t won one. Yet."

[Cut to a courtroom scene: Bhanks accidentally drops his briefcase, scattering papers everywhere.]
Voiceover (Bhanks, chuckling):
"Sure, I’ve had a few hiccups along the way. But hey, practice makes perfect… right?"

[Quick montage: Bhanks doing silly but earnest tasks—trying to use a copier, spilling coffee on case files, running late for court while holding a donut.]
Voiceover (Bhanks):
"I might not have the best record, but I’ve got heart. And a lot of legal pads."

[Cut to Bhanks standing confidently outside a courthouse, a client looking slightly confused next to him.]
Voiceover (Bhanks):
"Some people see 0-45 and think, ‘Why hire him?’ But I see it as 45 wins. The judges were slobs.  The prosecutor knew everyone in the jury!  They're all haters"

[Closing shot: Bhanks shrugging at the camera with a bloated stomach as the text appears on screen.]
On-screen text:
"Bhanks—The Underdog Attorney. I won't succeed… but yeah, everyone is against me."

[Music fades out with a playful, upbeat tone.]

I just snort laughed down my nose..