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LurkerNoMore posting from Japan. He must be having fun over there Banging Ladyboys
PS: hi RMJ11
Royalty. Completely and involuntarily celibate, has never "banged" anyone. Jacks off into socks in his mothers apartment.
Roys Mom -"Royalty, what keeps happening to all your socks. Each pair is missing a sock???"
Roy-"Nothing Mom. I just keep losing them at the gym"
Mom- "But roy, you haven't been to a gym in years..."
Roy- "Sheesh Mom! Shut up. Im typing right now. Im getting inside Beakdoctor's mind right now"
Mom- "Beakdoctor? Is that that muscular man whose pictures you're always saving? You always say his name when you're in the bathroom for hours and hours? When you tell me you're just combing your hair?"
Roy- "Mom! Shut up!"
Mom- "You should be like Beakdoctor. He goes to the gym, I bet he has a nice girlfriend. You should try to get yourself a gir-
"MOM SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! WHO'S GIMMICK IS CONTROLLING YOU RIGHT NOW"?