Take it easy. I didn’t mean any disrespect...
.....“big guy”
Does everyone notice how 'touchy' royalteabag gets when he starts talking about danimal and his girlfriend? I think danimal cucked royalty. I think royalty may have had his heart set on this girl and she bled royalty of whatever minimum wages he was making all while getting plowed by danimal.
I think its what drove royalty over the edge.
Royalty was cucked by danimal.
Royalty probably spent several months cultivating a mentzer-like mustache, believing that once it filled in it would 'seal the deal'.... only danimal had other plans, he drilled this gal and royalty never recovered.
Danimal ruined Royaltys only chance of ever getting laid.
No disrespect, royalty. This is only a working theory. Even if its 100% accurate its still not as bad as your Sergiopump gimmick, or your obsession with paul grahams cum stains.