Happy Thanksgiving

[bhank]

I live in the UK, we dont have thanks giving
You dont have any friends
All the kids with their better parents while you and your low life wife get pisssed with her drug rehab clients

We absolutely did not have any drug rehab clients over for thanksgiving you just make up lies about other people all day and yeah that is how coparenting works sometimes the children spend holidays with the other parent. I have never seen my wife drink more than 2 glasses of wine in my life.

[Krankenstein]

We absolutely did not have any drug rehab clients over for thanksgiving you just make up lies about other people all day and yeah that is how coparenting works sometimes the children spend holidays with the other parent. I have never seen my wife drink more than 2 glasses of wine in my life.

Yet you let one of your FRIENDS drink and drive you pathetic fuck

Semhanktics....you have never SEEN her do it.

[bhank]

Yet you let one of your FRIENDS drink and drive you pathetic fuck

Semhanktics....you have never SEEN her do it.

They left here and went to a bar that is where they got drunk what part of that can you not comprehend??? The female also drove and the male left her and the car at the bar to stumble into the night where he fell into a ditch he never drove a car the entire time.

[SF1900]

BHANKS, can I come over next thanksgiving?

[chaos]

BHANKS, can I come over next thanksgiving?

Be sure to bring your own white claws!!

[bhank]

Be sure to bring your own white claws!!

They actually did bring those

[BB]

They left here and went to a bar that is where they got drunk what part of that can you not comprehend??? The female also drove and the male left her and the car at the bar to stumble into the night where he fell into a ditch he never drove a car the entire time.

So if I'm reading this right, you had a whole swingers Thanksgiving planned. They came over, made some chit chat. Then when they realized there'd be no pussy pounding or prepping of the bull because you got your dumb pec fixed, they got drunk, and almost killed themselves.

Black Cloud Hankins strikes again.

[Hulkotron]

So there were two people, a couple, over for dinner, and one of them got lost driving drunk home?

 

[SF1900]

Be sure to bring your own white claws!!

Bhanks will not make me bring anything of my own!

[Gym Rat]

They left here and went to a bar that is where they got drunk what part of that can you not comprehend??? The female also drove and the male left her and the car at the bar to stumble into the night where he fell into a ditch he never drove a car the entire time.

Sound like quite the "educated & professional" couple...   

[IroNat]

Sound like quite the "educated & professional" couple...   

Seems like a rather bizarre group.

[Never1AShow]

Mr and Mrs White Claw. Did they play Cataan too?

[WrongAdvices]

Eating Thanksgiving Dinner with guests in a room with unpacked boxes months after you moved in?  Extremely embarrassing. 

[tacobender]

We absolutely did not have any drug rehab clients over for thanksgiving you just make up lies about other people all day and yeah that is how coparenting works sometimes the children spend holidays with the other parent. I have never seen my wife drink more than 2 glasses of wine in my life.

I’ve seen her drink two glasses of cum if that helps?

[bhank]

Sound like quite the "educated & professional" couple...   

Lawyer and an engineer most people drink alcohol

[bhank]

Eating Thanksgiving Dinner with guests in a room with unpacked boxes months after you moved in?  Extremely embarrassing.

One box with a large painting in it safest place until it gets hung up

[Krankenstein]

This is your original post...

We used our dining room for the first time. The kids were all at their other parents so it was just us and our couple friends it was nice. Our one guest actually got lost that evening after leaving the house and had a missing persons report filed. Apparently, he woke up in a ditch 5 miles from his house with no idea how he got there. I dont drink so these things dont happen to me. It was way too cold to be sleeping outside

Then you go on to say this.  How did you come to the conclusion they drink too much.  Why is it relevant that 'she doesn't lift'?  Can we assume he does and you had to show them your 'progress'?  Did you call him a 'slob' because he wasn't 'in shape' like you?

Not everyone is thin and works out it's a male female couple but they drink too much and the female doesn't lift but they are nice, educated professionals

Now the story gets expanded to this.....

They left here and went to a bar that is where they got drunk what part of that can you not comprehend??? The female also drove and the male left her and the car at the bar to stumble into the night where he fell into a ditch he never drove a car the entire time.

You ALWAYS leave out details....you love the attention fuckwit

[Dave D]

This is your original post...


Then you go on to say this.  How did you come to the conclusion they drink too much.  Why is it relevant that 'she doesn't lift'?  Can we assume he does and you had to show them your 'progress'?  Did you call him a 'slob' because he wasn't 'in shape' like you?

Now the story gets expanded to this.....

You ALWAYS leave out details....you love the attention fuckwit

Hankins is a joke. His friends are drunks, so much so that they visit the bar on Thanksgiving after a nice dinner and get blackout drunk and sleep in a ditch, but he doesn’t drink, although the photo of his dinner plate has a wine glass in front of it. Probably for sparkling cider, because a wine glass for cider is classy, but everyone else drank alcohol….

He’s Getbig Blaha. 

[38 returns]

So a couple turned up saw the prison slop on offer and after a couple hours could not face your inane drivel and bullshit so left to go to a bar


You and your wife must be terrible hosts

Where was the killer dog?

[IroNat]

Bhanky,
I see you had wine but did you also serve Bud Light?

[Primemuscle]

You yanks pretend to be thankful and then stampede on each other the next day what a shit show.

Some of us yanks are thankful.

I am uncomfortable in crowded situations which is why I never shop on Black Friday through Cyber Monday - which evolved into Cyber Week.

A few neighbors put up exterior Christmas lights before Halloween and turned them on.

[King Shizzo]

I’m the same regarding birthdays. Anyone who makes a big deal about a birthday after 11/12 is a fool imo.

Why do we call it a "birthday" every year?  It should be called an anniversary, because you only have your original birthday, once.

White girls screaming: "oh it's my birthday, today!" No it ain't, bitch.

[Sandrock]

Hey Hankins, what do you estimate the strapless conventional deadlift of the Turkey Day Drunkard to be?  I bet it's 435.

[Krankenstein]

Why do we call it a "birthday" every year?  It should be called an anniversary, because you only have your original birthday, once.

White girls screaming: "oh it's my birthday, today!" No it ain't, bitch.

why?  look at the word....BIRTH DAY.

its the anniversary of your DAY OF YOUR BIRTH. 

Logic is not your strong suit

[joswift]

why?  look at the word....BIRTH DAY.

its the anniversary of your DAY OF YOUR BIRTH. 

Logic is not your strong suit

Mothers should celebrate the "birthday" or at least the person should do something for their mother, after all she went through a lot for you that day, you did fuck all, or at least weren't aware of it.