Siliconeegroes? Killing each other? Let the smelly pedophiles kill one another.
If America must intervene then send in Aldo Raine (Brad Putz, the hero of Inglorious Bastards fame and Hollyweirds favorite mucho-macho-man) to put a quick end to this tea-party of a battle.
I hear he's currently busy doing a Top Secret action (and fudge) packed film with a working title of "In Glorious Hole Basturds - The Brian Wood Healy Hankins Story"!
After that he will dive into yet another look at America's most decorated young sportsman by taking the lead in the poignant film based in the fact filled world that was, is and continues to be the life of a man beset by illness, injuries and poor life choices:
"Brian's Dong".
Even now, theaters are ordering thousands of boxes of tissue because this film is a real "tear" jerker.