Didn’t watch but I imagine he got abs in his 50s because he weighs around 100bs. You could eat ice cream and if you weighed 100 lbs you could have abs. Honestly abs never impressed me unless it was backed by slabs of beef. But that’s just me.
RobCGuns and the Slabs He SeeksOh RobCGuns, a curious lad,
With a passion that makes the gym folk glad.
He roams the floor, his mission clear,
To touch the slabs that men hold dear.
Not steaks or chops, not butchered meat,
But muscled forms, flexed in their beat.
“Let me feel,” he says with glee,
“The slabs of beef—your muscles, you see!”
He eyes the biceps, thick and tight,
And triceps glowing in the gym’s warm light.
With steady hand, he dares to reach,
For every man’s proud slab of beef.
“Your chest, my friend, like iron it feels!
Your back? A fortress! Incredible steel!”
Each touch, each grasp, is filled with awe,
As Rob examines every flaw.
It’s not just strength, but craft he adores,
The hours spent on gym floor wars.
“Let me touch, it inspires me so,
To build my slabs and watch them grow.”
And so RobCGuns, with joyful zeal,
Finds brotherhood in the strength he feels.
For touching slabs, there’s no debate,
It’s admiration, not just fate!
