What are everyone's plans for xmas/holidays?
A Christmas Tale of Obsessive Posting
'Twas the morn of Christmas, with gifts all around,
Yet on GetBig forums, a tale could be found.
No stockings or carols, no holiday cheer,
Just threads about Hankins, his name drawing near.
The posters assembled, their keyboards ablaze,
In a cacophony of obsessive praise.
"Brian Hankins," they typed, "what's he doing today?
Does he lift on Christmas? What does he weigh?"
Speculations ran wild like snowflakes in a storm,
Each thread an example of internet norm.
Some claimed he'd vanished, gone with the mist,
Others declared, "He's still top of the list!"
One poster invoked him with all-caps delight,
"HE'S THE KING OF FITNESS! STILL RIPPED AND TIGHT!"
Another retorted with trolling finesse,
"He's skipping leg day. His life's a mess."
Amid the absurdity, a voice from afar:
"Are we obsessed? This has gone too far.
Christmas is here, a time to take pause,
Not stalk some guy and discuss his flaws."
But the posters replied, defiant and proud,
"Brian’s our focus! We’ve drawn a crowd!"
So through the day and deep into night,
They posted and argued, their zeal taking flight.
Yet far from the forums, in holiday glow,
Brian Hankins sipped cocoa, enjoying the show.
Unaware of the chaos his name had begot,
For on GetBig forums, he'd never once thought.
So if you find yourself with time to spare,
On forums that argue with passionate flair,
Remember, the season’s for more than debate—
Log off for a while; it’s never too late.
