OFFICIAL CHRISTMAS/HOLIDAY SEASON THREAD!!!

[Gym Rat]

Hanky the Balding Dick-Root (Sung to the Rudolph song)
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Hanky the Balding Dick-Root,
Had a very shiny dome,
And if he ever saw it...
Bailey would just drive him home,

All of the other dick-roots,
Always laugh at ole B-Hank,
They laugh at his "shaky posing",
and his little tiny crank,

And one Faggy Xmas eve,
Here on ole GetBig,
Hanky with your crome dome bright,
Slurping BBC tonite...

Then all the ghey dudes loved him,
And they shouted out w/ glee,
Hanky the Balding Dick-Root,
part of GetBig Hissss-torrrr-yyyyyy....

Merry Christmas Everyone!!

[wes]

Hanky the Balding Dick-Root (Sung to the Rudolph song)
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Hanky the Balding Dick-Root,
Had a very shiny dome,
And if he ever saw it...
Bailey would just drive him home,

All of the other dick-roots,
Always laugh at ole B-Hank,
They laugh at his "shaky posing",
and his little tiny crank,

And one Faggy Xmas eve,
Here on ole GetBig,
Hanky with your crome dome bright,
Slurping BBC tonite...

Then all the ghey dudes loved him,
And they shouted out w/ glee,
Hanky the Balding Dick-Root,
part of GetBig Hissss-torrrr-yyyyyy....

Merry Christmas Everyone!!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Fucking GR,you`re killing me brother !  LOL 

[Dave D]

Bhanks just likes to fight/argue. Most people (if it were untrue) would just skim past it and (maybe) chuckle.
It seems to really hit home and trigger ole BHanks... Truth hurts.

I mean, what man (that age) does that stuff? Posing, trying to prove himself daily to strangers for gratification?
Wifes underwear (who wore it better), etc... The way he's feeling himself in that Em's underwear pose, wedged into his "Bailey-Bung" etc.

I mean, if that aint "the ghey" I dont know what is...
Those who beat women are closet phagz. Afraid to come out so they take it out on the female. (Marks on her neck, etc).

I have the full PDF here of his criminal behavior, a true dirt-bag...

Bhanks seems like he’s turned from his criminal past and is trying to better himself by becoming a lawyer.

Part of me wishes he’d befriend a surgeon so he could also go to school for that.

[Gym Rat]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Fucking GR,you`re killing me brother !  LOL 

LOL   

[AbrahamG]

Bhanks seems like he’s turned from his criminal past and is trying to better himself by becoming a lawyer.

Part of me wishes he’d befriend a surgeon so he could also go to school for that.

Dave - he's not even 50 yet.  There is still time.  There could be a remake one day of the movie Catch Me If You Can based on Bhanks being a jack of all trades.

[Dave D]

Dave - he's not even 50 yet.  There is still time.  There could be a remake one day of the movie Catch Me If You Can based on Bhanks being a jack of all trades.

He is a modern day renaissance man! It would be a good remake, Bhanks could reference his troubled past and then show how his focus, determination and overall grit has lead to his multifaceted careers!NASA studies child, non registered Mensa candidate, wrestler, Soldier, Racecar driver, MMA competitor, BB, trust fund investor, CFA, Strict Curl Champion, stock broker, snow boarder, parasailing enthusiast, alleged DV, abuser, beach walker, father/husband/brother/son, soon to be lawyer, potential doctor! What an amazing life!

[Coach is Back!]

What are everyone's plans for xmas/holidays?

A Christmas Tale of Obsessive Posting

'Twas the morn of Christmas, with gifts all around,
Yet on GetBig forums, a tale could be found.
No stockings or carols, no holiday cheer,
Just threads about Hankins, his name drawing near.

The posters assembled, their keyboards ablaze,
In a cacophony of obsessive praise.
"Brian Hankins," they typed, "what's he doing today?
Does he lift on Christmas? What does he weigh?"

Speculations ran wild like snowflakes in a storm,
Each thread an example of internet norm.
Some claimed he'd vanished, gone with the mist,
Others declared, "He's still top of the list!"

One poster invoked him with all-caps delight,
"HE'S THE KING OF FITNESS! STILL RIPPED AND TIGHT!"
Another retorted with trolling finesse,
"He's skipping leg day. His life's a mess."

Amid the absurdity, a voice from afar:
"Are we obsessed? This has gone too far.
Christmas is here, a time to take pause,
Not stalk some guy and discuss his flaws."

But the posters replied, defiant and proud,
"Brian’s our focus! We’ve drawn a crowd!"
So through the day and deep into night,
They posted and argued, their zeal taking flight.

Yet far from the forums, in holiday glow,
Brian Hankins sipped cocoa, enjoying the show.
Unaware of the chaos his name had begot,
For on GetBig forums, he'd never once thought.

So if you find yourself with time to spare,
On forums that argue with passionate flair,
Remember, the season’s for more than debate—
Log off for a while; it’s never too late.

It's Advent so quite a bit of time in Church and serving. I'm a third degree Knight (Knights of Columbus and will become a fourth degree soon) Christmas Eve at Home with my kids, daughter-in-law, grandson, wife and mom. Christmas..gift opening, Church, football/dinner. 

Merry Christmas EVERYONE!

[AbrahamG]

It's Advent so quite a bit of time in Church and serving. I'm a third degree Knight (Knights of Columbus and will become a fourth degree soon) Christmas Eve at Home with my kids, daughter-in-law, grandson, wife and mom. Christmas..gift opening, Church, football/dinner. 

Merry Christmas EVERYONE!

Fuck you and your good deeds! 
Just kidding Coach.  Merry Christmas pal!

[Coach is Back!]

Fuck you and your good deeds! 
Just kidding Coach.  Merry Christmas pal!

I deserved that. I let A LOT of things get the best of me this year. Merry Christmas.

[SF1900]

It's Advent so quite a bit of time in Church and serving. I'm a third degree Knight (Knights of Columbus and will become a fourth degree soon) Christmas Eve at Home with my kids, daughter-in-law, grandson, wife and mom. Christmas..gift opening, Church, football/dinner. 

Merry Christmas EVERYONE!

Coach, will you be inviting bhanks over for Xmas dinner?

[Gym Rat]

 

[SF1900]

Rory and I are going to the nutcracker today and then getting Italian food! What a day!

[bigmikecox]

Wake up, smoke a blunt with Hash in it.

Eat meal 1 - Egg whites, turkey bacon, coffee (with keif)

Open gifts

Consume RSO in between two 10 mg edible chocolate chip cookies.

Watch football - college and NFL

Eat again - Whole Wheat Pasta, ground turkey and garlic bread

Take 50mg indica capsule OR 30 mg Rosin capsule.

Watch shared my favorite Private Society scene on PornHub before ID is required.

Merry Xmas

[BigRo]

Wake up, smoke a blunt with Hash in it.

Eat meal 1 - Egg whites, turkey bacon, coffee (with keif)

Open gifts

Consume RSO in between two 10 mg edible chocolate chip cookies.

Watch football - college and NFL

Eat again - Whole Wheat Pasta, ground turkey and garlic bread

Take 50mg indica capsule OR 30 mg Rosin capsule.

Watch shared my favorite Private Society scene on PornHub before ID is required.

Merry Xmas

Not bad but why no egg yolks on Christmas Day? Live a little. Where are the roast potatoes? Where is the full body oil massage by two big jugged beauties? 

[38 returns]

hanky the red faced vain queer
had a very shiny head
he only did anything in his life
from money when his dad was dead
all of his historical classmates
have no knowledge of his fights
the truth is if anyones near him
he get a case of the raging shites
then one foggy electoral eve
the democrats came to say
emily your husbands full of bull
leave him now our cocks you will pull
brian sat home with shitstain
pasty face a terrible pallour
brain the fake ass soldier
walks around with stolen valor.



ahem
thats what he called his son

[Coach is Back!]

Rory and I are going to the nutcracker today and then getting Italian food! What a day!

lol

[chaos]

Rory and I are going to the nutcracker today and then getting Italian food! What a day!

Pizza Hut is delicious!!

[joswift]

Pizza Hut is delicious!!

[Griffith]

Wake up, smoke a blunt with Hash in it.

Eat meal 1 - Egg whites, turkey bacon, coffee (with keif)

Open gifts

Consume RSO in between two 10 mg edible chocolate chip cookies.

Watch football - college and NFL

Eat again - Whole Wheat Pasta, ground turkey and garlic bread

Take 50mg indica capsule OR 30 mg Rosin capsule.

Watch shared my favorite Private Society scene on PornHub before ID is required.

Merry Xmas

ID? 

[Dave D]

ID? 

An id is required for everything in America.

Except voting, because it’s racism.

[SF1900]

Pizza Hut is delicious!!

We are about to head into a very fancy restaurant. All on auto Zone.

[Griffith]

An id is required for everything in America.

Except voting, because it’s racism.

To view internet porn site in the US a person needs to provide their ID?

[Dave D]

To view internet porn site in the US a person needs to provide their ID?

I’m not sure, I don’t use the internet here.

[Gym Rat]

hanky the red faced vain queer
had a very shiny head
he only did anything in his life
from money when his dad was dead
all of his historical classmates
have no knowledge of his fights
the truth is if anyones near him
he get a case of the raging shites
then one foggy electoral eve
the democrats came to say
emily your husbands full of bull
leave him now our cocks you will pull
brian sat home with shitstain
pasty face a terrible pallour
brain the fake ass soldier
walks around with stolen valor.



ahem
thats what he called his son

Ha ha ha ha ha 

[Bevo]

We are about to head into a very fancy restaurant. All on auto Zone.

Rory is such a lucky guy!! Even better when auto zone is footing the bill for dinner