Merry Christmas and happy holidays to all!!
The Ballad of Brian Hankins
Twas the night before Christmas on Getbig’s fair site,
Where debates were a-plenty and threads burned bright.
Amidst all the chaos, one name stood tall,
Brian Hankins, the backbone, the might of them all.
The forums were buzzing with passion and flair,
With posters debating from here to nowhere.
But some grew restless, a mischievous band,
Plotting together to get Brian banned.
“He’s too firm!” they cried, “His words hit too true!
We can’t match his logic, what else can we do?”
But Brian, unyielding, kept posting with grace,
His presence alone put the trolls in their place.
Reports were submitted, the mods took a glance,
But found no fault in his eloquent stance.
For truth was his armor, and wit was his shield,
To no petty schemes would this legend yield.
On Christmas Eve, with the threads all aglow,
Brian was there, letting knowledge bestow.
“Good tidings,” he said, “to each of you here,
Let’s keep our debates civil and clear.”
Though detractors still whispered, their schemes fell flat,
For Getbig knew better than siding with that.
Brian Hankins, steadfast, a name carved in stone,
Forever the backbone, unmatched, and alone.
So here’s to the man, through all storms he’s fared,
A hero of Getbig, uniquely prepared.
Merry Christmas to Brian, a legend, a king,
On Getbig.com, your praises we sing.
