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Re: Where is Matt Canning?
« Reply #25 on: December 22, 2024, 10:42:47 AM »
Matt will be released once Turdeau resigns.

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Re: Where is Matt Canning?
« Reply #26 on: December 22, 2024, 11:15:55 AM »
Not on Instagram but would like to see some Matt's posts to Bhanky.

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Re: Where is Matt Canning?
« Reply #27 on: December 22, 2024, 11:36:06 AM »
Not on Instagram but would like to see some Matt's posts to Bhanky.
  Matt wanted to be liked by Bhanks and melted as they feuded. His Instagram is like a Bhanks shrine.

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Re: Where is Matt Canning?
« Reply #28 on: December 22, 2024, 11:53:15 AM »
Not on Instagram but would like to see some Matt's posts to Bhanky.


This is B. Hank from the Getbig.com message forum. We had a beef because he was bashing my overhead presses, even though my overhead strength is my best area, and statistically higher than 99.9% of the North American population.

B. Hank is one of the biggest, leanest, and recently proven to be one of the strongest members of the board.

My mind was blown when I noticed that none of B. Hank's haters beat him in the contest we had in January.

I'm simply astounded that people talk trash about those who are at a higher level than they are.

Yes, I called out B. Hank...in a *strength challenge*. I would NEVER claim to have a better physique. Even though it is possible that I would be closer if we both used exactly the same supplements, I simply will not use them, and therefore, that discussion is moot.

So, I will never be as big or as lean as B. Hank. So you know what I don't do? Talk trash about him!

Am I willing to compete with him in a future strength challenge, even giving him a significant weight advantage? Yes.

However, I maintain my view that no one in worse shape than B. Hank should be bashing his physique.

I have never and will never be as big or as lean as B. Hank...so I don't talk trash.

I must say:
I was a bit disappointed in the board, for there to be so many trash talkers, yet only three of us proved to bench 315+ [range = 315-lb to 396-lb].

Now, look:
I didn't expect dozens of Getbiggers to bench 315+. That's strong. 405+ is next leven, and 495+ is stronger than what some World's Strongest Man competitors bench.

But did I expect more Getbiggers to bench 315+? Yes.

In fact, B. Hank's biggest trash talker - "Walter Sobchak" AKA "JustPlaneJane" - benched pressed **175 POUNDS**. And he has the audacity to bash B. Hank, who is nearly *double* his strength.

I can truly say I was just disappointed with Getbig after the contest. I know I'm strong for my size/weight, but I didn't expect to place 2nd, and out-bench men outweighing me by 50- to 80-lb.

Are some Getbiggers stronger than B. Hank, but don't post videos? It's possible.
But there's zero evidence for that.

Bottom line:
B. Hank is one of the biggest, leanest, AND strongest members of Getbig.


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matthew_thunderbay
@bhank103 is EASILY in the Top 5 out of all Getbig members for:

[1] Overall size/muscularity.
[2] Overall conditioning/hardness/dryness.
[3] Strength.
[4] Heaviest, among members who are **under 15% body fat**. I'm sure many Getbiggers weigh 300- or 400-lb - but, like Squadfather [RIP] - they are likely over 50% body fat.
[5] STRENGTH.

Although I say with confidence that I will be able to beat B. Hank in a strength contest while giving him a 30-lb weight advantages - MAYBE even a 50-lb weight advantage, B. Hank stepped up and PROVED that he is in the Top 3 for the strongest VERIFIED Getbiggers.

VERIFIED.
I don't give AF about some clowns like Walter Sobchak claiming to bench 405 x8-12. That NEVER happened, and it's actually a compliment to me because he noticed my bench press was creeping up past 365-370-375...380...etc, and he had to make up a lot where I'm still not even close of him.

Lol, no, Walter Sobchak never bench pressed 405 x8-12 reps, and can't even do 225 for one rep.

But yeah - I'm sure all the strong Getbiggers decided not to enter the strength contest.

Reality:
The contest is a good indicator of who the strongest Getbiggers are. In no WAY are there more than maybe seven more Getbiggers who bench 315+.

In other words, I may not be the #2 strongest on Getbig currently, but I can't fathom being outside the Top 10.

But that's neither here nor there. All we can say is:

Based on current videos, B. Hank is the #3 strongest member on Getbig.

As for me - well...how many Getbiggers deadlift over 555-lb?

I find it hard to believe that even three members can pull 600+.

If so, who? Maybe tommywishbone.
Who else? Maybe Forbes? OK, but did he do this recently? Any proof?

To suggest "average" gym-rat board members deadlift 600+ is patently absurd, lol.

No one deadlifts 600+ or 700+ who isn't a serious competitor.

There are not even 25 men in Thunder Bay who deadlift 600+.
Maybe - just MAYBE - 75 to 100 men in the NWO have deadlifted 550+ in the past 5-7 years.

I'd be shocked if even 5 men in TBAY out-deadlift me.


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Re: Where is Matt Canning?
« Reply #29 on: December 22, 2024, 12:10:39 PM »
^Oh...my...word... :o

Thanks, Swifty.

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Re: Where is Matt Canning?
« Reply #30 on: December 22, 2024, 12:27:27 PM »
Quality poster. This place is poorer without him.

Matt needs to Make Getbig Great Again.

I agree but several getbiggers wanted to cancel him for his "antisemitism." I always liked his lengthy posts even if  I may have disagreed with some of the things he said or did, most getbiggers replied to him, tl;dr. the lengthy posts was enough to ban him from here.

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Re: Where is Matt Canning?
« Reply #31 on: December 22, 2024, 12:38:33 PM »
Ropes. Lots of ropes.

Him sending a video of that to Prime was indefensible.

 

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Re: Where is Matt Canning?
« Reply #32 on: December 22, 2024, 01:29:37 PM »
Matt never got over Hanky. He tried to kiss Hank's ass black and blue, but nothing worked. Hank treated him like dog balls. When he was making porn videos and sending it to Prime, he had lost his mind at that point. Matt beat Hanky in their strength challenge but that is nothing to brag about. Angela will get her revenge.
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Re: Where is Matt Canning?
« Reply #33 on: December 22, 2024, 01:32:31 PM »
Maybe he'll be back after the holidays.

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Re: Where is Matt Canning?
« Reply #34 on: December 22, 2024, 03:51:28 PM »
Happy Hanukkah, Matt!

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Re: Where is Matt Canning?
« Reply #35 on: December 22, 2024, 04:00:07 PM »
Matt is a wacky Canuck. Like Fortress.

He’s a Getbig Brother!

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Re: Where is Matt Canning?
« Reply #36 on: December 22, 2024, 04:09:50 PM »
Matt is great, a true king of kangz, but you just have to bear in mind that he's hyper-autistic and he will fixate on things that have agitated him until the end of time.

It's not Hankins that set him off. It's the fact that people slagged them both off during the strength challenge, and he feels that the measure of a man on Getbig should be strength alone. He's unable to move past the criticism these days, which is a shame, as his voluminous fulminations on trannies, Jews, and various other issues can be very entertaining. I look forward to the return of our Horny Prince.

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Re: Where is Matt Canning?
« Reply #37 on: December 22, 2024, 10:04:39 PM »
I hope Matts not in jail for knifing a Mountie!

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Re: Where is Matt Canning?
« Reply #38 on: December 23, 2024, 12:06:58 AM »
I remember that video of him attempting some lift in a pink tank top.  He failed, of course.  Then in a rage tore off the pink tank top as if it were the culprit hindering his strength, tried the lift again and still failed.

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Re: Where is Matt Canning?
« Reply #39 on: December 23, 2024, 12:11:29 AM »
Maybe he'll be back after the holidays.

Hope not.  I think Matt probably lives a better life off the boards.

Maybe one day I will send him a vid of me pulling over his 555 so he can rest in peace. 

I think he forgets that not all of us are stallions (christ, I'm a fairly unattractive fella) or I'd simply prove that I can pull that weight to ease his mental burden.  Not to mention that I'd also be extremely embarrassed, taking a video of pulling in the gym to begin with.

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Re: Where is Matt Canning?
« Reply #40 on: December 23, 2024, 12:53:14 AM »

This is B. Hank from the Getbig.com message forum. We had a beef because he was bashing my overhead presses, even though my overhead str..................... ......n in TBAY out-deadlift me.

Matt is retarded complicated

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Re: Where is Matt Canning?
« Reply #41 on: December 23, 2024, 12:55:08 AM »
Him sending a video of that to Prime was indefensible.

He fell victim to a highly sophisticated and experienced predator. It could have easily been anyone of us

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Re: Where is Matt Canning?
« Reply #42 on: December 23, 2024, 12:57:34 AM »
He fell victim to a highly sophisticated and experienced predator. It could have easily been anyone of us

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Re: Where is Matt Canning?
« Reply #43 on: December 23, 2024, 04:25:51 AM »
Maybe I got this all wrong. Why go to Canada to kill a 60-year-old fat man. Maybe I should go to Canada and train with Matt C?
 
Who would want to see that a training video of Matt and myself hitting new PRs? Where is he in Canada? We should make this happen. Or again better yet a GETBIG training session at the Arnold or Olympia get SC KRANK and GymRat in on it I think all 5 of us are within range of each other on several lifts.

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Re: Where is Matt Canning?
« Reply #44 on: December 23, 2024, 04:27:23 AM »
Maybe I got this all wrong. Why go to Canada to kill a 60-year-old fat man. Maybe I should go to Canada and train with Matt C?
 
Who would want to see that a training video of Matt and myself hitting new PRs? Where is he in Canada? We should make this happen. Or again better yet a GETBIG training session at the Arnold or Olympia get SC KRANK and GymRat in on it I think all 5 of us are within range of each other on several lifts.

Brian forgets that Matt isnt that far away from Josh

Im sure now that training session wont happen...

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Re: Where is Matt Canning?
« Reply #45 on: December 23, 2024, 04:32:09 AM »
My first girlfriend, whom i still have feelings for, migrated to Thunder Bay a couple of years ago.

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Re: Where is Matt Canning?
« Reply #46 on: December 23, 2024, 04:32:37 AM »
Brian forgets that Matt isnt that far away from Josh

Im sure now that training session wont happen...

No I think it is a great idea the final challenge should be in person. When recovered I should go train with Matt. I know he was pushing right near my all time max. It would be cool to do the video together and both hit a new PR.

I have no issue going to Canada why didn't Josh invite me to come spar at his gym in Canada that would have made more sense. Let me tell you why because Josh never intended to come to NC he never attempted to cross the border it was all bullshit. No one on this green earth is afraid of Josh. He can even come to the training session and get a spar in if he likes he is going to get wrecked if he ever does though. However don't get excited I still need to recover first.

But a training video with Matt I think the board would appreciate

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Re: Where is Matt Canning?
« Reply #47 on: December 23, 2024, 04:35:20 AM »
Maybe I got this all wrong. Why go to Canada to kill a 60-year-old fat man. Maybe I should go to Canada and train with Matt C?
 
Who would want to see that a training video of Matt and myself hitting new PRs? Where is he in Canada? We should make this happen. Or again better yet a GETBIG training session at the Arnold or Olympia get SC KRANK and GymRat in on it I think all 5 of us are within range of each other on several lifts.

nobody you little bald woman beating coward.

'we' should make nothing happen. you can fuck off. but make sure oyu pay josh a visit he's looking forward to you killing him.

Brian nobody here wants anything to do with you


'hey guys lets meet up and be friends as I have none'


FUCKOFF and FUCKOFF again.
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Re: Where is Matt Canning?
« Reply #48 on: December 23, 2024, 04:36:44 AM »
nobody you little bald woman beating coward.

'we' should make nothing happen. you can fuck off. but make sure oyu pay josh a visit he's looking forward to you killing him.

Brian nobody here wants anything to do with you


'hey guys lets meet up and be friends as I have none'


FUCKOFF and FUCKOFF again.

See above I think Matt would love to have me visit and train with him

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Re: Where is Matt Canning?
« Reply #49 on: December 23, 2024, 04:38:30 AM »
No I think it is a great idea the final challenge should be in person. When recovered I should go train with Matt. I know he was pushing right near my all time max. It would be cool to do the video together and both hit a new PR.

I have no issue going to Canada why didn't Josh invite me to come spar at his gym in Canada that would have made more sense. Let me tell you why because Josh never intended to come to NC he never attempted to cross the border it was all bullshit. No one on this green earth is afraid of Josh. He can even come to the training session and get a spar in if he likes he is going to get wrecked if he ever does though. However don't get excited I still need to recover first.

But a training video with Matt I think the board would appreciate

HAHAHAHAHA he's back on the opioids

lets go through the excuses


'only if josh pays'
'and my wife and child too'
'and we fly business'
'and we stay 5 star'
'for a month'
'plus expenses'



Brian

NOBODY has any video that has oyu in other than one of you in an orange jumpsuit with arabic music playing in the background.

then again for that to happen you'd have ot be near the frontline. not serving sandwiches in the army canteen. you fucking fraud.
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