Where is Matt Canning?

[joswift]

If Brian went to Canada I gurantee he wouldnt be getting home in one peice
He wouldnt even make it to his training session with Matt

[wes]

If Brian went to Canada I gurantee he wouldnt be getting home in one peice
He wouldnt even make it to his training session with Matt

It`s just another fantasy that will never come to fruition anyfuckingway.

[38 returns]

his gear is kicking in and he's high as a guy

when he starts to withdraw nasty Brian will be back

he goes to Canada he will only need a single ticket

he's more likely to turn up to my gym dressed as a klansman

[BB]

Maybe I got this all wrong. Why go to Canada to kill a 60-year-old fat man. Maybe I should go to Canada and train with Matt C?
 

Brian looking to get "roped" in...........

[rocket]

My first girlfriend, whom i still have feelings for, migrated to Thunder Bay a couple of years ago.

Bad luck mate, Matt C has probably added her to his breeding pool by now.

[joswift]

Bad luck mate, Matt C has probably added her to his breeding pool by now.

she will be sat in a corner her fanny licked bone dry and her face covered in ropes...

[falco]

Bad luck mate, Matt C has probably added her to his breeding pool by now.

She is 52 by now. Probably as dry as Monica.

[Chidoman]

She is 52 by now. Probably as dry as Monica.

 

[wes]

She is 52 by now. Probably as dry as Monica.

HAUK TUAH 

[Grape Ape]

This is B. Hank from the Getbig.com message forum. We had a beef because he was bashing my overhead presses, even though my overhead strength is my best area, and statistically higher than 99.9% of the North American population.

B. Hank is one of the biggest, leanest, and recently proven to be one of the strongest members of the board.

My mind was blown when I noticed that none of B. Hank's haters beat him in the contest we had in January.

I'm simply astounded that people talk trash about those who are at a higher level than they are.

Yes, I called out B. Hank...in a *strength challenge*. I would NEVER claim to have a better physique. Even though it is possible that I would be closer if we both used exactly the same supplements, I simply will not use them, and therefore, that discussion is moot.

So, I will never be as big or as lean as B. Hank. So you know what I don't do? Talk trash about him!

Am I willing to compete with him in a future strength challenge, even giving him a significant weight advantage? Yes.

However, I maintain my view that no one in worse shape than B. Hank should be bashing his physique.

I have never and will never be as big or as lean as B. Hank...so I don't talk trash.

I must say:
I was a bit disappointed in the board, for there to be so many trash talkers, yet only three of us proved to bench 315+ [range = 315-lb to 396-lb].

Now, look:
I didn't expect dozens of Getbiggers to bench 315+. That's strong. 405+ is next leven, and 495+ is stronger than what some World's Strongest Man competitors bench.

But did I expect more Getbiggers to bench 315+? Yes.

In fact, B. Hank's biggest trash talker - "Walter Sobchak" AKA "JustPlaneJane" - benched pressed **175 POUNDS**. And he has the audacity to bash B. Hank, who is nearly *double* his strength.

I can truly say I was just disappointed with Getbig after the contest. I know I'm strong for my size/weight, but I didn't expect to place 2nd, and out-bench men outweighing me by 50- to 80-lb.

Are some Getbiggers stronger than B. Hank, but don't post videos? It's possible.
But there's zero evidence for that.

Bottom line:
B. Hank is one of the biggest, leanest, AND strongest members of Getbig.

and another

matthew_thunderbay
@bhank103 is EASILY in the Top 5 out of all Getbig members for:

[1] Overall size/muscularity.
[2] Overall conditioning/hardness/dryness.
[3] Strength.
[4] Heaviest, among members who are **under 15% body fat**. I'm sure many Getbiggers weigh 300- or 400-lb - but, like Squadfather [RIP] - they are likely over 50% body fat.
[5] STRENGTH.

Although I say with confidence that I will be able to beat B. Hank in a strength contest while giving him a 30-lb weight advantages - MAYBE even a 50-lb weight advantage, B. Hank stepped up and PROVED that he is in the Top 3 for the strongest VERIFIED Getbiggers.

VERIFIED.
I don't give AF about some clowns like Walter Sobchak claiming to bench 405 x8-12. That NEVER happened, and it's actually a compliment to me because he noticed my bench press was creeping up past 365-370-375...380...etc, and he had to make up a lot where I'm still not even close of him.

Lol, no, Walter Sobchak never bench pressed 405 x8-12 reps, and can't even do 225 for one rep.

But yeah - I'm sure all the strong Getbiggers decided not to enter the strength contest.

Reality:
The contest is a good indicator of who the strongest Getbiggers are. In no WAY are there more than maybe seven more Getbiggers who bench 315+.

In other words, I may not be the #2 strongest on Getbig currently, but I can't fathom being outside the Top 10.

But that's neither here nor there. All we can say is:

Based on current videos, B. Hank is the #3 strongest member on Getbig.

As for me - well...how many Getbiggers deadlift over 555-lb?

I find it hard to believe that even three members can pull 600+.

If so, who? Maybe tommywishbone.
Who else? Maybe Forbes? OK, but did he do this recently? Any proof?

To suggest "average" gym-rat board members deadlift 600+ is patently absurd, lol.

No one deadlifts 600+ or 700+ who isn't a serious competitor.

There are not even 25 men in Thunder Bay who deadlift 600+.
Maybe - just MAYBE - 75 to 100 men in the NWO have deadlifted 550+ in the past 5-7 years.

I'd be shocked if even 5 men in TBAY out-deadlift me.

Ah, Matt sill explaining getbig stuff in detail and depth to an audience of.............nobody.

Very normal behavior.

[Kwon]

I like that Matt always goes into such detail in his posts.

[GymnJuice]

She is 52 by now. Probably as dry as Monica.

Zing!

[delon]

Maybe Matt has settled down with this lovely young lady

[FitnessFrenzy]

[Rambone]

She is 52 by now. Probably as dry as Monica.

 

I love how Mo’ can’t get any respect (even outside her depreciation thread)

[njflex]

STEELEY EYE GAZE...

[JustPlaneJane]

Bad luck mate, Matt C has probably added her to his breeding pool by now.

Not unless she turned into a 400 lb Indian or 96 lb methhead with filthy feet.

[Taffin]

She is 52 by now. Probably as dry as Monica.

Real men go in dry...

----

And Matt's fine and dandy - no need to worry about him - he's even got a new member of his family

[falco]

Lol.

[beakdoctor]

Matt C is one strong retard.

It's pretty obvious he is on the spectrum.

I can't imagine why any woman would lay down with him. Then again we don't really know the mental age of these women or their level of consent (keeping in mind some mental handicapscannot give lawful consent.)

[Marvin Martian]

Isn’t Matt the guy who sent  Prime gay porn? The one that Prime finally admitted in PM that showed Matt has a much smaller than average pecker and instead of “roles” looked more like toothpaste being squeezed from a tiny lil tube?
At least the guy seems to get laid - albeit it’s only been with fckn canadian chicks 🤮.

[FitnessFrenzy]

sending his dick pick to prime was very autistic.

[wes]

STEELEY EYE GAZE...

He has the look of both predator and prey !!

[Stephano]

Not unless she turned into a 400 lb Indian or 96 lb methhead with filthy feet.

He looks exactly like Mussolini in that pic. 

[falco]

Matt C is one strong retard.

It's pretty obvious he is on the spectrum.

I can't imagine why any woman would lay down with him. Then again we don't really know the mental age of these women or their level of consent (keeping in mind some mental handicapscannot give lawful consent.)

You are putting women in high regard.