Author Topic: Jeff Bezos to marry Lauren Sanchez in lavish $600M Aspen wedding next weekend  (Read 2109 times)


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Bezos is a bit of a creep. And desperate when it comes to women. Many financially very succesful men seem to have limited experience with women. And still don't understand how the game works.
Jef lost countless billions to his ex wife. Which she wastes on very vague woke DEI "people of color" nonsense.

The past years he has been spending insane amounts on the 54 year old latina. He does not seem to learn from his previous mistakes.

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600 million wedding and he doesn't want to give his employees a little raise?   Greedy bastard...

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Bezos is a bit of a creep. And desperate when it comes to women. Many financially very succesful men seem to have limited experience with women. And still don't understand how the game works.
Jef lost countless billions to his ex wife. Which she wastes on very vague woke DEI "people of color" nonsense.

The past years he has been spending insane amounts on the 54 year old latina. He does not seem to learn from his previous mistakes.

eh, dude was a nerd, semi retired, then got jacked and starting banging a chick all over the world and ballin' like someone whose actually enjoying his money.

He's got enough that it's kind of irrelevant what he loses in dumb decisions.

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Would love to see him killed.

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How the f*ck does a $600M wedding look like? ???

Hell, I can't even imagine how a $60M wedding would look like lol

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Would love to see him killed.

Only goof I think he made was when he bought the WaPo, he didn't clean the lib-shit out.

Why don't you like him?

Bro made Christmas shopping the easiest thing ever.
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if he does not get a prenup then he is really deserving what will happen. She is a plastic surgery fake mess all around and she will not stick around if she can get half of his money in a divorce.

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She’s had so many successful men in her time, she must be an absolute demon in the bedroom.  Good for her, happy to see her winning.

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Would love to see him killed.
Ouch .Someone’s DVD Battle for the Olympia 2001 was delivered by Amazon late and damaged.

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How the f*ck does a $600M wedding look like? ???

Hell, I can't even imagine how a $60M wedding would look like lol
Amazon has lot of employees .Jeff is a nice guy that cares about them all and inviting them  .Plus employees  bring extra family member .I wonder what  was Jeff’s wedding registry list. That will be lots of coffee makers and chinaware .

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He says it's false

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/bezos-tie-knot-lauren-sanchez-124222266.html

The rich and famous shouldn’t get their tuxes and gowns dry-cleaned just yet. Jeff Bezos has slammed reports that he will host a $600-million wedding to fiancée Lauren Sanchez next weekend in Aspen, Colorado. “...This whole thing is completely false — none of this is happening," the Amazon founder wrote on X. “The old adage “‘don’t believe everything you read' is even more true today than it ever has been.” The Daily Mail reported Saturday that Bezos, 60, and Sanchez, 55, bought out Aspen sushi joint Matsuhisa for some pre-wedding festivities, and have their nuptials planned for Saturday Dec. 28, adding that Kevin Costner’s 160-acre Dunbar Ranch will be the venue for the actual wedding. The Mail said that one “well-placed source” had touted a $600 million price tag for the party. However, billionaire Bill Ackman was the first to throw cold water on the supposed plans. “This is not credible. Unless you are buying each of your guests a house, you can’t spend this much money,” he wrote on X.

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Bezos woman wore underwear in public, he obviously prefers whores, probably can't trust the rest, who are whores of another kind.

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If he can´t see that this "Lauren Sanchez" is a Gold Digger personified and does not have a prenup, he deserves losing all that money in the NEXT divorce.



WHY EVEN MARRY WHEN YOU´RE THAT RICH????
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Good for him, he earned every penny of it. Haters gonna hate!
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Bezos isn't stupid.

He wouldn't spend more than $100M on a wedding.

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If he can´t see that this "Lauren Sanchez" is a Gold Digger personified and does not have a prenup, he deserves losing all that money in the NEXT divorce.



WHY EVEN MARRY WHEN YOU´RE THAT RICH????

She would leave him if he didn’t marry her and give her long term commitment.  Bezos probably figures 7 year prenup covers the window wherein she’s likely to divorce.  She’s probably in it for the long haul too, given that a) he’s one of the richest men in the world and b) she’s 54 and unlikely to find anyone else, let alone anyone more appealing than Sr Bezos.

They’ve been together since 2019 and have been engaged since 2023.  No reports of strife or conflict.  I give them good odds of success.

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She would leave him if he didn’t marry her and give her long term commitment.  Bezos probably figures 7 year prenup covers the window wherein she’s likely to divorce.  She’s probably in it for the long haul too, given that a) he’s one of the richest men in the world and b) she’s 54 and unlikely to find anyone else, let alone anyone more appealing than Sr Bezos.

They’ve been together since 2019 and have been engaged since 2023.  No reports of strife or conflict.  I give them good odds of success.


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She would leave him if he didn’t marry her and give her long term commitment.  Bezos probably figures 7 year prenup covers the window wherein she’s likely to divorce.  She’s probably in it for the long haul too, given that a) he’s one of the richest men in the world and b) she’s 54 and unlikely to find anyone else, let alone anyone more appealing than Sr Bezos.

They’ve been together since 2019 and have been engaged since 2023.  No reports of strife or conflict.  I give them good odds of success.

Let¨s return to this thread in five years ;)
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I wonder if steak will be on the dinner menu

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She started off as an assistant and then weather girl. Dated up the whole time going through several well known jocks and an agent. She's 54 now with all the plastic surgery and drugs holding her together, barely. I see her sticking with Jeff for quite a while. She's too old to look good anymore and she is all about her looks. Jeff is an intellectual nerd who she has full control over. No doubt about that. Maybe they last 10-15 years? Better than Jeff's ex. who bombed on the 2nd  marriage lasting 1 year.

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She’s had so many successful men in her time, she must be an absolute demon in the bedroom.  Good for her, happy to see her winning.
She has to be. Has two ex pro athlete baby daddies and now marries one of the world's richest men.

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Compared with the success rates of normal marriages (~50%) I think this one has similar or better odds.  Why would she ever leave?  What man would be more desirable?  And as far as Bezos, if he was planning on being unfaithful, he wouldn’t get married and risk losing his assets.

Tell me the scenario in which either person thinks filing for divorce is a winning move


Let¨s return to this thread in five years ;)

Lol wtf do you know about relationships, you’re  a 50 year old Swedish weirdo who lives alone and masturbates to getbig

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Did anyone else here besides me get an invitation?