Author Topic: Jeff Bezos to marry Lauren Sanchez in lavish $600M Aspen wedding next weekend  (Read 2086 times)

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I was offered the best man gig but I've go 7th kids that weekend so he can fuck right off
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I was offered the best man gig but I've go 7th kids that weekend so he can fuck right off
It`s Bezos loss my brother!   ;D

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I'm taking the fucking toaster back- it was only a 2 slice one but 10 bucks is 10 bucks.
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I'm taking the fucking toaster back- it was only a 2 slice one but 10 bucks is 10 bucks.
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I remember Lauren Sanchez when she was a local news anchor in LA. She was fiiiiiine as hell. Now she's just too "plasticy".


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His first wife got so much $$$ she became a professional benefactor.

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She would leave him if he didn’t marry her and give her long term commitment.  Bezos probably figures 7 year prenup covers the window wherein she’s likely to divorce.  She’s probably in it for the long haul too, given that a) he’s one of the richest men in the world and b) she’s 54 and unlikely to find anyone else, let alone anyone more appealing than Sr Bezos.

They’ve been together since 2019 and have been engaged since 2023.  No reports of strife or conflict.  I give them good odds of success.

There is a good series called “Who wants to be a Billionaire”.

Talks about the reality of being super wealthy and the problems they have. There is an episode on finding a wife. They talked about matching services and said for a female it’s basically give the the Billionaire constant sex and then don’t talk about their work or give opinions.

Many prenups apparently have year targets. So there is 5yr-7yr-10yr or whatever written into it and they can opt to stay. It also means the Billionaire can end the contract and go find a younger model. So it’s not so much about lasting a lifetime, they have an arrangement basically.

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There is a good series called “Who wants to be a Billionaire”.

Talks about the reality of being super wealthy and the problems they have. There is an episode on finding a wife. They talked about matching services and said for a female it’s basically give the the Billionaire constant sex and then don’t talk about their work or give opinions.

Many prenups apparently have year targets. So there is 5yr-7yr-10yr or whatever written into it and they can opt to stay. It also means the Billionaire can end the contract and go find a younger model. So it’s not so much about lasting a lifetime, they have an arrangement basically.

they could have that without a ring

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Now that Bezos said there won't be a wedding he won't get any sex.

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Did anyone else here besides me get an invitation?


Pfft, yeah. Already replied with my plus 1.

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Did anyone else here besides me get an invitation?
No, but I should have because of all the money I've spent with Amazon.