2025 Predictions/Resolutions/End to Hankins Law School Dreams

[Raymondo]

I'd slip her one if I wasn't afraid I'd wake up the next day with my balls in a glass by the bedside table 

[38 returns]

just imagine baldilocks turning to pick her up from band practice


'jen your dads here'

[Never1AShow]

quitting on your stool or getting choked out in the 1st round

Is this the Law School equivalent of quitting t on his stool?  If he doesn’t get in after posting that stupid law school hat pic he’s a true moron.

[Dalnet]

What in the holy fucking hell?

Jesus fuck son, Hankins is a double digit IQ, Neanderthal, wife-beating closet homo and even he’s still too good for that rancid ass slag he married.

FFS if you’re not trolling, I hope Shizzo gets your daughter pregnant.

Ain't got kids. One daughter died at 18 months old, mate. Couldn't bring myself to have another. I'd rather have her here and pregnant with Shizzo than not around.

I still think his Mrs looks okay. Yeah, my standards have dropped over the years, but they do say you get bored of the supermodel look with age. I still would

[Kwon]

Jen is quite attractive..way better than the current

She landed him and took half his money

Was he rich at that time`?

[joswift]

Was he rich at that time`?

yes, got dads money 2010, never worked since

Oh and he was broke in his early thirties despite claiming to have made millions on Wall street ( it was his own lies caught him out on that)


He was a bum struggling to make ends meet until daddy popped his clogs

[Never1AShow]

A rational person would have long since left. It’s really amazing he’s still here but it’s because he has nothing to lose. A rational person would not have put his address job gym friends personal info family pics and wife’s job out there.  Then do the same after he moves to a new address and after he says he and his family are being threatened?  It’s fucking loony.

[wes]

Was he rich at that time`?

Hot Dogs Of Peace To Ski The Swiss Alps Of Peace

You be the judge......personally the hot dog bit is bullshit, his parents were always well off.
 

[joswift]

Hot Dogs Of Peace To Ski The Swiss Alps Of Peace

You be the judge......personally the hot dog bit is bullshit, his parents were always well off.
 

his brain is telling him it was hotdogs but in reality it was cocks, its his way of coping.

Like his 10k school fight wins was just him getting his head stuffed down the toilet every day

[Kwon]

yes, got dads money 2010, never worked since

Oh and he was broke in his early thirties despite claiming to have made millions on Wall street ( it was his own lies caught him out on that)


He was a bum struggling to make ends meet until daddy popped his clogs

His father must have been really rich, since Hanks can live a prosperous life today even after Jen took half the money?

[joswift]

His father must have been really rich, since Hanks can live a prosperous life today even after Jen took half the money?

Jen wouldnt have got anything, he wasnt even living with her according to him, they got engaged.
He needs to explain the separation/divorce court appearances that were ongoing until August 2023

Em however got her name on Kitty Hawk Towers before he sold it
https://us5.courthousecomputersystems.com/DareNC2/Image/ShowDocImage?booktype=Deed&tif2pdf=true&BookNum=2704&PageNum=33

The new house would have been a joint mortgage and now shes gone

Brian supposedly had $650k left over after he sold his house and bought his other one

Walking 2 miles before he would pay $40 for a cab doesnt sound like a man with that amount of money in the bank

Hes only just treading water now with his lies and it will all soon come out, at that point he will leave here.
I think even Brian has a limit to the amount of embarrassment he can stand.

[joswift]

Brians law school application in a gif

[IroNat]

I don't think law school would be that challenging but if they don't let me in there is nothing, I can do about it

Elon Musk is hiring engineers for Tesla.
Have you considered emigrating to India and studying engineering, then coming back on an H1B visa?

[wes]

his brain is telling him it was hotdogs but in reality it was cocks, its his way of coping.

Like his 10k school fight wins was just him getting his head stuffed down the toilet every day

You kill me bro.  LOL 

[Walter Sobchak]

Ain't got kids. One daughter died at 18 months old, mate. Couldn't bring myself to have another. I'd rather have her here and pregnant with Shizzo than not around.

I still think his Mrs looks okay. Yeah, my standards have dropped over the years, but they do say you get bored of the supermodel look with age. I still would

My condolences on the loss of your child.

I can’t imagine the pain and grief.

I hope nothing but the best for you.

[delon]

I am expanding my search.

So ?

Elon
Duke
Campbell
Chapel Hill
NCCU
Syracuse
Rhodes Something or Other

[illuminati]

There's always Barber college for Bianca

[Soul Crusher]

There's always Barber college for Bianca

Cosmetology might be a good fit for him.

[WrongAdvices]

Cosmetology might be a good fit for him.

He could be a Beauty School Dropout

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[WrongAdvices]

So ?

Elon
Duke
Campbell
Chapel Hill
NCCU
Syracruse
Rhodes Something or Other

Does this mean he's been faded?

[Sandrock]

I predict Hulkotron will surpass Hanky's strapless deadlift abilities this year and Hankins will pretend he doesn't care but it will eat him up.  For the record, I estimate Hankins can deadlift 385 without straps.  He won't ever go for it because he's so afraid.

I predict Hankins will have several more surgeries(shoulder, knees, neck) to avoid ever going for a max deadlift ever again because his deadlift is so shitty and embarrassing and because he fears the effort of the deadlift so, so much.  Then he'll say he's "grown up" and doesn't want to risk injury, but will still go for a max bench(not this year) and tear something.

Prior to the pec repair, Hanky's right arm was getting frighteningly small.  I predict it will not even come back to that level once he resumes "full training" because of damage to his neck from left/right asymmetry.  He'll say it's from the shoulder/bicep tendon but it isn't.

[webstar]

I dont think becoming a brain surgeon would be all that challenging but if they wont let me do it what can I do about it?

Lol of course, once you can’t get in

Dudes a loser failure nothing else

Find the new thing to focus on

I say go back to bulking and the crock pot

[AbrahamG]

Ain't got kids. One daughter died at 18 months old, mate. Couldn't bring myself to have another. I'd rather have her here and pregnant with Shizzo than not around.

I still think his Mrs looks okay. Yeah, my standards have dropped over the years, but they do say you get bored of the supermodel look with age. I still would

Really sorry to hear that dude.  Sincerely.

[WrongAdvices]

I predict Hulkotron will surpass Hanky's strapless deadlift abilities this year and Hankins will pretend he doesn't care but it will eat him up.  For the record, I estimate Hankins can deadlift 385 without straps.  He won't ever go for it because he's so afraid.

I predict Hankins will have several more surgeries(shoulder, knees, neck) to avoid ever going for a max deadlift ever again because his deadlift is so shitty and embarrassing and because he fears the effort of the deadlift so, so much.  Then he'll say he's "grown up" and doesn't want to risk injury, but will still go for a max bench(not this year) and tear something.

Prior to the pec repair, Hanky's right arm was getting frighteningly small.  I predict it will not even come back to that level once he resumes "full training" because of damage to his neck from left/right asymmetry.  He'll say it's from the shoulder/bicep tendon but it isn't.

These are good predictions, well grounded in reasonable inferences from known facts.

One thing I'm curious about is what happens to his stomach problems (Crones/GERD/Ulcers), which he claims are now magically cured or in remission after years here of black bile, shitting blood, etc.  Honestly, if that were true it'd be a huge win for him.

But, I predict the return of Hankins stomach troubles. 

[bhank]

These are good predictions, well grounded in reasonable inferences from known facts.

One thing I'm curious about is what happens to his stomach problems (Crones/GERD/Ulcers), which he claims are now magically cured or in remission after years here of black bile, shitting blood, etc.  Honestly, if that were true it'd be a huge win for him.

But, I predict the return of Hankins stomach troubles.

It is true stomach is tolerating several cups of coffee a day now with no issues. It will be interesting to see how it handles increased calories, but it is great right now. I have not had any digestion issues in 6 months. I used to just curl up in pain a couple times a day. The one thing different other than just eating better and less is the BPC 157 which is made from gastric juices and supposed to heal the digestive tract. It seems to have worked. I ran out about 2 weeks ago and still no digestive issues more is arriving this week as I am going to stick with what is working

I have completed applications to 7 law schools in 3 different states. I heard back and was rejected by 1. I did not want to go to the one that rejected me however I thought it was a safety so getting rejected in record time was a bad sign but just have to wait and see now. I am limited as I don't want to move for law school. Getting into Law School in Alaska doesnt help me

4 weeks until resistance training on the chest should hear back in 6-8 weeks on law schools