2025 Predictions/Resolutions/End to Hankins Law School Dreams

[joswift]

Character & Fitness !!  And the Elephant headed Khvnt won't take an ounce of notice
And carry on as he always has.
Those folk haven't ever interacted with him & rightly so they have huge reservations
About his Character.

That's A Big Fuck Off To Bianca The Khvnt.

imagine how brutal the letter would have been if they had met him....

[GymnJuice]

They sent him the polite one first and he posted that. Then, just like with SCN or demanding to see the scoresheets from the show he lost, he started in with the demands in asshole emails. This came after he demanded to know why he didn't get in if he had a higher LSAT score than their median.

Ahh thanks that make sense. Sometimes the Hanky threads move so fast it is hard to process everything, especially when he goes back and deletes things.

Hey Brian, I think you should sue Elon Law school to get accepted. It would demonstrate self-motivation and initiative. You should represent yourself to set yourself apart as a future lawyer. The lawyers you used to threaten the shutdown of Getbig could give you some pointers behind the scenes.

[illuminati]

Bianca you Woman beater Faggott you missed deleting this.
Try again You Scumbag Khvnt

[joswift]

"Fuck those guys, I dont need law school, Im going to get my pro card next year, I will show them, sitting behind their desks with guts and skinny arms"

Or something along those lines by Saturday

[illuminati]

"Fuck those guys, I dont need law school, Im going to get my pro card next year, I will show them, sitting behind their desks with guts and skinny arms"

Or something along those lines by Saturday

That sounds like a good description of him 😂🤣😂🤣

[joswift]

then again knowing Brian he might send something like this

[joswift]

[38 returns]

tip 1



don't threaten to kill people on internet forums

anyone for tip 2?

[joswift]

tip 1



don't threaten to kill people on internet forums

anyone for tip 2?

NEVER/ALWAYS tell the truth....

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tip 3

lie about your dads education

[Lartinos]

This was my last post yesterday in his old thread; maybe the admissions guy read it.

“I think after his 25th “speeding ticket” that the law schools will realize that he is a reformed man.

When was his last ticket in 2024? After 30 years of “speeding tickets” someone can have an epiphany though I believe.

The man has real character and they will see it.”

[joswift]

tip 4. try and keep your stories straight

They let you work part time now? Things have changed. I am taking my kid to a birthday party so can’t post paperwork right now but  I was actually recruited special forces I had an AFQT score of 99. Tell me you doubt me asshole if I served you owe me an apology you fucking prick

Never said I was in special forces they are playing in the inflatable castle I am taking a personal minute

[delon]

This was my last post yesterday in his old thread; maybe the admissions guy read it.

“I think after his 25th “speeding ticket” that the law schools will realize that he is a reformed man.

When was his last ticket in 2024? After 30 years of “speeding tickets” someone can have an epiphany though I believe.

The man has real character and they will see it.”

Any law school would be privileged to admit such a fine, upstanding respectful middle-aged citizen of outstanding character:

I told him I was actually handcuffed on the side of the road for like 20 minutes the state trooper really didn't like me apparently I made him nervous

Funny part when he started getting mad with me as I had my pipe and thca in plain sight and was apparently accpording to him having an attitude he said alright get out of the car and tried to open my door.

The funny part is the vette does not have door handles and he couldnt figure out how to open it so after tryign to be all Biilly badass and trying to forcefully open my door he had to then wait for me to open it and get out. Like he couldnt figure it out it was really funny because there is an opening to put your hand but no handle there is a small button most people cant find without some practice the look on his face was hilarious as he was trying to open it like hello you can just ask you dont need to grab the door you are too stupid to open

He was following me earlier so I pulled into the rest area to use the bathroom and he is all like I saw you pull in to avoid me as he cuircled back around and pulled me over when I left after I took a shit annd smoked a bowl. He is all like you were acvoiding me and I am like I had to take a shit and he didnt like that. He then went crazy on the marijuana and I had to explain it was THCA and legal. I even had the original packaging he then tried to say the pipe was parephenelia and again I explained it was only used to smoke legal THCA.

He then said he could still give me a dui and tried to open my door all aggressive well after I get out he then proceeds to try and give me a sobrierty test as I am laughing at him and explaining the law which really pissed him off. He then handcuffed me. But yeah after his buddies showed up and they spent some time on google and looking at what I had they let me go and he was like I should make you break that pipe but because it is private property I wont. I actually pulled into a parking lot he said he wouldn't as he didnt want busted glass and I was like whatever. I then smoked another godamn bowl before I left because Fuck them

[joswift]

Any law school would be privileged to admit such a fine, upstanding respectful middle-aged citizen of outstanding character:

that post will be gone tomorrow, I screen shot it

[wes]

Would it be safe to say that Hanky has been FADED ?   LOL 

[joswift]

Would it be safe to sat that Hanky has been FADED ?   LOL 

I hope "rubbed out/erased

[wes]

I hope "rubbed out/erased

That rejection letter is just another brutal form of placing last once again for Brian.

That letter figuratively slapped him right upside his oversized huge fucking bobble headed melon! 

Placing last has become commonplace for the egotistical socially inept retard.  LOL 

[Skeletor]

What bhank probably emailed them:

"Fuck you bitch, I kept repeating the online practice exam and aced it on my 89th try, who are you to say I didn't? I passed serious background checks not the fake ones you do. Your an idiot if you think youre fake checks have any impact on me. You guys just want to argue but yeah I have never been conclusively convicted of any type C felony. All the other charges don't matter, I am smart I hire lawyers and get out after a 30 day plea every time. Just ask my probation officer, he's actually kind of cool.

I am MENSA-level genius, NPC champion, motor racing champion and world record holder in strict curl, you are probably some out of shape retarded fatso and don't even lift. I am 223 lbs on a full belly by all means why dont you post your picture? exactly. If you come here I would kick the shit out of you and throw you in a ditch. But yeah I created 200 MB Excel spreadsheets I can't be faded, your just a fat secretary."

[WrongAdvices]

Any law school would be privileged to admit such a fine, upstanding respectful middle-aged citizen of outstanding character:

Brush with the law August 2024, hiding from cops at rest stops.  Or it could have been that they simply say this picture which is certainly sign of being brain dead

[rocket]

Yep, that was a brutal letter. So...

We're getting our PRO CARD baby!

250lbs Hank.  I'm looking forward to it.

[webstar]

What a beating

I’m guessing the yelling policy is going into full effect tonight

[delon]

What bhank probably emailed them:

Haha so just to have the whole omnibus in chronological order for everyone:




"Fuck you bitch, I kept repeating the online practice exam and aced it on my 89th try, who are you to say I didn't? I passed serious background checks not the fake ones you do. Your an idiot if you think youre fake checks have any impact on me. You guys just want to argue but yeah I have never been conclusively convicted of any type C felony. All the other charges don't matter, I am smart I hire lawyers and get out after a 30 day plea every time. Just ask my probation officer, he's actually kind of cool.

I am MENSA-level genius, NPC champion, motor racing champion and world record holder in strict curl, you are probably some out of shape retarded fatso and don't even lift. I am 223 lbs on a full belly by all means why dont you post your picture? exactly. If you come here I would kick the shit out of you and throw you in a ditch. But yeah I created 200 MB Excel spreadsheets I can't be faded, your just a fat secretary."

[wes]

Great summary Skeletor but you neglected to mention how he taught himself Calculus in a few hours one night while drinking a 6 pack of beer.


Forrest Gump Of Peace 

[WrongAdvices]

He's awful quiet today.  I think he may be interviewing lawyers to shut down the board and getting kicked out of office after office.

"Wait, you want to sue a bodybuilding message board because it's keeping you out of law school by posting stuff you've said repeatedly and embarrassing pictures over the last 4 years?"

"I deleted all that stuff and it's lies anyway.  My pictures are just physique check not dick root."

"Your own words were lies?  What's dick root?"

"I don't care. I want it shut down. How much?"

"Get out of my office."

[WrongAdvices]

Great summary Skeletor but you neglected to mention how he taught himself Calculus in a few hours one night while drinking a 6 pack of beer.


Forrest Gump Of Peace 

Also I hope there aren't any Hispanic or Latinx folks on those admissions panels considering his jail fights.