You have zero good knees except for spearing, you can't even chase them up the stairs anymore
that is a truly wonderful piece by kipling
I have another one that reminds me of Brian
All mouth no brains this guys a pain,
You can scream and cuss,
He'll put his boot up your dogs arse and lick your lasses puss.
He'll nick your fags take your booze and tie fireworks to the cat,
And inform the dole you're working,
Just who is this twat ?
He's a cunt, he's a cunt, he's a C-U-N-T cunt,
With his broken teeth and his ugly face,
He's a little dick teaser that's out of place,
He'd sleep with your granny and bite her fanny,
And wears his trousers back to front
And he farts up cocks and he's riddled with pox,
Cos basically he's a cunt.
He dyes his hair to match his clothes,
And he smells so much he fills your nose,
With a small tattoo to prove he's tough, and an earring the fucking puff.
You've never heard of this human turd, he'd be a pig if he could grunt,
And he talks a load of crap as well,
Cos basically he's a cunt.
He's a cunt, he's a cunt, he's a C-U-N-T cunt,
With his broken teeth and his ugly face,
He's a little dick teaser that's out of place,
He'd sleep with your granny and bite her fanny,
And wears his trousers back to front
And he farts up cocks and he's riddled with pox,
Cos basically he's a cunt.
He's spots and warts and blackheads too,
Doesn't know a joke unless it's blue,
And the Vicar's daughter swears and cries he fucked her with a pack of lies,
Maybe you've heard about this man, well you haven't far to hunt,
Cos it's me you pack of bastards,
Basically I'm a Cunt.
I'm a cunt, I'm a cunt, I'm a C-U-N-T cunt,
With my broken teeth and my ugly face,
I'm a little dick teaser that's out of place,
I'd sleep with your granny and bite her fanny,
And I wear my trousers back to front
And I fart up cocks and I'm riddled with pox,
Cos basically I'm a cunt.
I'm a C-U-N-T, I'm not bent see, a fucking big fat cunt.
