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BigRo

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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #50 on: January 07, 2025, 01:46:39 PM »
Quote from: Lartinos on January 07, 2025, 01:44:56 PM
My wife is a fantastic cook but I had cook everything at first.

Met her when she was 19 and hadn’t learned yet as her mom didn’t know to make much.

Germans aren’t specifically known for their cooking, so a little bit understandable.

I hear they like back door loving.
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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #51 on: January 07, 2025, 02:18:05 PM »
Quote from: BigRo on January 07, 2025, 01:46:39 PM
I hear they like back door loving.

I just know when you make comments like these it means the Ukrainian gf is in one of her moods  ;D
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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #52 on: January 07, 2025, 02:24:39 PM »
My wife is probably one of the best cooks I know.
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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #53 on: January 07, 2025, 02:30:11 PM »
Quote from: Coach is Back! on January 07, 2025, 02:24:39 PM
My wife is probably one of the best cooks I know.
Does she do windows cuz my wife sux at cooking?  :D

She throws something in the oven and goes online to play a game for eons.....never checks the food as a result chicken for instance comes out dry as a bone.

She does make some good dishes but I'm a cooking expert........nothing too fancy but my food is awesome.
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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #54 on: January 07, 2025, 02:31:44 PM »
Quote from: Raymondo on January 07, 2025, 01:03:06 PM
I'll take Hankins slop...
X 2  :-X  :'( :P  :o
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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #55 on: January 07, 2025, 02:33:55 PM »
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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #56 on: January 07, 2025, 03:04:44 PM »
Quote from: Raymondo on January 07, 2025, 02:18:05 PM
I just know when you make comments like these it means the Ukrainian gf is in one of her moods  ;D

I am not sure I see the connection with German sexual proclivities.
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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #57 on: January 07, 2025, 03:34:49 PM »
I’m Haitian ,I usually   cook whatever my neighbors adopt from the shelters.
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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #58 on: January 07, 2025, 03:45:39 PM »
Hell yes I can cook.  So good it would make Clint Eastwood slap his momma.
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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #59 on: January 07, 2025, 03:49:57 PM »
I can cook.

If you never learned to cook there is a good chance you didn’t get a ton of cooter in your bachelor years.
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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #60 on: January 07, 2025, 07:43:24 PM »
I can cook fine and make the foods I like - the Gordon Ramsay style eggs, elk burgers, etc....

Wife cannot cook for shit.  Doesn't enjoy it, cooks everything on high heat, etc....

Son is borderline chef level - it's like a side hobby.
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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #61 on: January 07, 2025, 08:09:03 PM »
I dated an executive chef for a few years, learned a lot of tricks of the trade.

I can cook almost anything now, it's one of my primary hobbies.

My GF can cook on a decent level, she makes good enchiladas, salsas and soups. But it is all basic stuff.

I wrote my own cookbook more or less over the last 10 years. My goal in retirement is to start a small restaurant here in NM with BBQ and other comfort foods. I have 3 different grills on the back patio. ;D

I made tamales with mole from scratch last weekend. It took way longer than expected, but even at 3am my GF admitted it was better than anything she grew up with in Mexico.

I've become a food snob, so i don't go out to eat much. I think i can cook better than 99% of the restaurant stuff, until you get too fancy.

Cooking isn't really that hard when you take classes or learn from a chef. It only gets challenging when you do something extravagant.
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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #62 on: January 07, 2025, 08:10:47 PM »
Quote from: BigRo on January 07, 2025, 01:46:39 PM
I hear they like back door loving.

All women do.

You just need to guide them to the path of enlightenment.
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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #63 on: January 07, 2025, 09:10:21 PM »
Quote from: Grape Ape on January 07, 2025, 07:43:24 PM
I can cook fine and make the foods I like - the Gordon Ramsay style eggs, elk burgers, etc....

Wife cannot cook for shit.  Doesn't enjoy it, cooks everything on high heat, etc....

Son is borderline chef level - it's like a side hobby.

The ones where he basically stirs them the whole time and they turn into sort of a creamy scrambled egg?

I do that all the time. Absolute go to. On top of sourdough w a healthy salting. 
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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #64 on: January 07, 2025, 09:40:07 PM »
Quote from: wes on January 07, 2025, 02:30:11 PM
Does she do windows cuz my wife sux at cooking?  :D

She throws something in the oven and goes online to play a game for eons.....never checks the food as a result chicken for instance comes out dry as a bone.

She does make some good dishes but I'm a cooking expert........nothing too fancy but my food is awesome.

Ok, I LOL at this 😂😂😂

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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #65 on: January 07, 2025, 11:23:42 PM »
Quote from: Coach is Back! on January 07, 2025, 09:40:07 PM
Ok, I LOL at this 😂😂😂


Just kidding Joe....you knew that I hope?  ;D

If that chick was my wife though,I would gladly put up with dry chicken,or no food at all ever again for that matter.   LOL  :D
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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #66 on: January 07, 2025, 11:25:13 PM »
Joe,I can`t stop staring at that sandwich !!   ;D
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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #67 on: January 08, 2025, 12:50:08 AM »
Quote from: ThisisOverload on January 07, 2025, 08:10:47 PM
All women do.

You just need to guide them to the path of enlightenment.

Not sure about all, some dislike it, some love it. Supposedly it can awaken a women's lower chakras when a man delivers his ingredients deep up there   :-X :D
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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #68 on: January 08, 2025, 01:10:39 AM »
Quote from: Grape Ape on January 07, 2025, 07:43:24 PM
Wife cannot cook for shit.  Doesn't enjoy it, cooks everything on high heat, etc....
Same here,that`s why I choose to make the majority of my food.   :(
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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #69 on: January 12, 2025, 01:30:33 PM »
Quote from: ElPolloSalmonello on January 07, 2025, 01:07:37 PM
Pussy! ;-)

To be fair - this is some of the more 'out there' food we eat.

She eats chicken feet a lot - and I don't like them.

Frog on the other hand, is delicious. I love ants eggs too - curry, soup, omelet, salad.

I once ordered and ordered braised duck's feet feet at a local Chinese restaurant. They were very greasy with s slight licorice flavor. I never ordered them again, nor will I.
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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #70 on: January 12, 2025, 01:44:59 PM »
Quote from: Primemuscle on January 12, 2025, 01:30:33 PM
I once ordered and ordered braised duck's feet feet at a local Chinese restaurant. They were very greasy with s slight licorice flavor. I never ordered them again, nor will I.
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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #71 on: January 12, 2025, 02:09:49 PM »
Quote from: visualizeperfection on January 07, 2025, 09:10:21 PM
The ones where he basically stirs them the whole time and they turn into sort of a creamy scrambled egg?

I do that all the time. Absolute go to. On top of sourdough w a healthy salting.

Yup and pretty much the same for me - except I've been adding 1/3 cup of cottage cheese, then topped with cubed avocado, pepper, and baja gold mineral salt.

Tastes perfect.
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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #72 on: January 12, 2025, 02:15:58 PM »
Quote from: King Shizzo on January 12, 2025, 01:44:59 PM


A king should be able to cook, you probably order pizza hut every night.
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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #73 on: January 12, 2025, 05:30:24 PM »
Quote from: BigRo on January 12, 2025, 02:15:58 PM
A king should be able to cook, you probably order pizza hut every night.
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Re: Who`s the better cook in your house,you or your wife or old lady/chick?
« Reply #74 on: January 12, 2025, 05:35:00 PM »
Quote from: ElPolloSalmonello on January 07, 2025, 12:50:02 PM
The wife - by a mile.

Might not be everyone's cuppa...

Frog soup, Ant's egg soup, Pappaya salad...

Are there frogs in frog soup?
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