Author Topic: Nelly Furtado poses in orange bikini to celebrate ‘new levels of self-love’  (Read 39210 times)


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What’s with everyone needing to showcase herself to the entire world.
According to modern women thought, being a whore is a life achievement. Status.

Dave D

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What’s with everyone needing to showcase herself to the entire world.

This.

Who cares that she is comfortable in a bikini, are there other 40-50 something’s who are thinking to themselves,” you know I wasn’t comfortable with my body until I realized that I am beautiful thanks to Nelly!”


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Way to bottom heavy

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She has my physique (minus the hint of abs)

delon

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Still has a decent face though - doesnt store much buccal fat



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Fucking warpig. WTF happened to her? Lazy rich fat bastards.

I don't think it's being lazy.  This is just Portuguese genetics, need Falco to chime in here and confirm

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I think she more than likely participated in the burning of coal. Much more of a disqualification than safety fat.

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I don't think it's being lazy.  This is just Portuguese genetics, need Falco to chime in here and confirm

Falco already divorced that fat bitch

Henda

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What I’m the fuck happened to her? Stupid fucking fat cunt

tacobender

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She used to be fire

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tom joad

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She should’ve stuck to 15 almonds per day. 16 will fuck ya up.

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Would still hit , repeatedly

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I think she more than likely participated in the burning of coal. Much more of a disqualification than safety fat.

Hahahaha.

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I'd shag her doggy after a few beers.

Only if i could piss down her throat as she tried to gurgle the star-spangled banner.

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Jelly furtado

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I have a saying: DIABEETUS IS NOT HOT

These fat chicks are repulsive.  Her anus is probably the size of a goddamn softball from her fatness.  Just disgusting.

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Fucking warpig. WTF happened to her? Lazy rich fat bastards.

Guess I'll have to fight Big Mike Cox for her rather than you.  ;D

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Guess I'll have to fight Big Mike Cox for her rather than you.  ;D

She's got 3 holes man. ;D

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Way to bottom heavy

To and too

Look into it.

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