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The CHRISTCAVE!
« on: May 03, 2006, 08:23:31 PM »
This is Team Jesus' meeting ground to discuss many pressing issues.

New topics of interests:

Johnny Apollo
Bast175
Raziel
Superstarbillygraham

Let us teach these young naive souls the ways of the Christ.
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Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2006, 08:30:13 PM »
Shouldn't it be more like a Christ-Fortress?
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Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2006, 08:34:23 PM »
We need to turn those evil souls back into the light.

superstar has some good in him.
Bast is completely brain washed
Raziel is a comic imitator who needs a good lesson in respect
Johnny may or may not have been raped by a priest.
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Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2006, 08:41:38 PM »
For Bast we have to wiggle a shinny object in order to bring him into the circle of joy. Then once he is in and there are strong minded men whom bast would respect we tell him all the benefits of eternal life.

For Johnny Apollo it will be more difficult. We would need to tie him and his twin brother to the chair and spray some holly water on him all the while a priest performs and exorcism.

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Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2006, 08:49:59 PM »
Doesn't look like we'll need much help..

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=61093.msg1019104#msg1019104

..but then again, they are powered by the dark spirit so let us summon them our brothers in the faith.
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Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2006, 09:01:32 PM »
Cool, Im in the Christcave. ;D   Wheres the car???    Long live Alexxx for his crazy funny stuff. ;D
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Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2006, 09:02:55 PM »
Quote from: War-Horse on May 03, 2006, 09:01:32 PM
Cool, Im in the Christcave. ;D   Wheres the car???    Long live Alexxx for his crazy funny stuff. ;D

Our charriot is made of 7 magnificent great white horses and is faster than any man powered vehicle. :)
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Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2006, 09:05:27 PM »
Quote from: alexxx on May 03, 2006, 09:02:55 PM
Our charriot is made of 7 magnificent great white horses and is faster than any man powered vehicle. :)

Cool, can we put those spikey bladed things on the wheels???    That will be the only way some of those guys will ever get "cut". ;D
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Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2006, 09:06:13 PM »
do any of yall realize how Y boardish and  " i waited 2 days in line to see starwars" this is>?
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Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
« Reply #9 on: May 03, 2006, 09:10:20 PM »
Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on May 03, 2006, 09:06:13 PM
do any of yall realize how Y boardish and  " i waited 2 days in line to see starwars" this is>?

Team Jesus welcomes you. But if you must walk into our holly ground you must repent and accept the inevitable!
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Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2006, 09:31:08 PM »
Quote from: alexxx on May 03, 2006, 09:10:20 PM
Team Jesus welcomes you. But if you must walk into our holly ground you must repent and accept the inevitable!

i talked like that when i ws 6..   ::)

you'r like that old dude in spandez in the gym..that idiot that really really believes that he looks cool..

hey you r bob chick!  8)
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Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2006, 09:35:50 PM »
Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on May 03, 2006, 09:31:08 PM
i talked like that when i ws 6..   ::)

you'r like that old dude in spandez in the gym..that idiot that really really believes that he looks cool..

hey you r bob chick!  8)

lol! ownd!
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Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2006, 09:38:37 PM »
Quote from: Unknown8471 on May 03, 2006, 09:35:50 PM
lol! ownd!

thanx..eh but a true pwning is when it goes to the point where ya blurt our "oh my fucking god" without meaning to

sarcasm..the squad..lucious..and all the noobs missed the X glory days..

when geo used to wake up on fire...LSD still ws around Dan D roamed free...and it wasn't childish dribble..it ws original..stuff that made ya crack up and also go " dayuuuum ..fucking-A..
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Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2006, 09:41:52 PM »
Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on May 03, 2006, 09:38:37 PM
thanx..eh but a true pwning is when it goes to the point where ya blurt our "oh my fucking god" without meaning to

sarcasm..the squad..lucious..and all the noobs missed the X glory days..

when geo used to wake up on fire...LSD still ws around Dan D roamed free...and it wasn't childish dribble..it ws original..stuff that made ya crack up and also go " dayuuuum ..fucking-A..

 Christ really is cool ::) If the old X-Board wasn't filled with the Holy Spirit, I would never have wanted to be a part of it. ::)
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Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2006, 09:46:04 PM »
Quote from: LuciusFox on May 03, 2006, 09:41:52 PM
Christ really is cool ::) If the old X-Board wasn't filled with the Holy Spirit, I would never have wanted to be a part of it. ::)

i'm gonna go get a tooth brish and shove it up my ass once more..

juuuust so i can feel some damn thing from that post of yours noob.
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Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2006, 06:29:56 AM »
 Warning, Team Jesus,  Ron sent me a PM saying that we have to stop the mass witnessing on the G & O.
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Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2006, 08:47:22 AM »
Quote from: LuciusFox on May 04, 2006, 06:29:56 AM
Warning, Team Jesus,  Ron sent me a PM saying that we have to stop the mass witnessing on the G & O.

OMG that is terrible news! :(


We must somehow redirect them to this board!
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Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2006, 11:11:56 AM »
Quote from: alexxx on May 04, 2006, 08:47:22 AM
OMG that is terrible news! :(


We must somehow redirect them to this board!

We thought ron was a prophet. :-[  Instead hes just a normal guy, with balance in his life, and smart enough to keep the cults in their place. >:(

Ron must be a prophet. ;D
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Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2006, 11:48:35 AM »
Quote from: alexxx on May 04, 2006, 08:47:22 AM
OMG that is terrible news! :(


We must somehow redirect them to this board!
wow----I guess people cant deal with positivity anymore--------------I had mad posts deleted that were not at all negative or offensive---------------


is Team Jesus banned from the G&O board----------Ron should give us the an alphabet board--umm how about board J----------------

and Toxic if we are so boring and childish --why would you follow us here hmmmm---I think someone is jealous of our relationship to Jesus
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Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2006, 11:57:59 AM »
Yes! let us request JC board. We can discuss many pressing topics and keep track of our mission.  8)
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Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2006, 11:59:29 AM »
Quote from: alexxx on May 04, 2006, 11:57:59 AM
Yes! let us request JC board. We can discuss many pressing topics and keep track of our mission.  8)
yes there are more of us than the squad and they got their "gay joke" board
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Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2006, 12:01:14 PM »
Quick somebody post that on the comments boards.
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Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2006, 12:07:28 PM »
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Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2006, 01:31:21 PM »
I think you guys should moderate the 18+ adult board  :D
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Re: The CHRISTCAVE!
« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2006, 01:50:10 PM »
Quote from: Dingleberry on May 04, 2006, 01:31:21 PM
I think you guys should moderate the 18+ adult board  :D
yes that does sound interesting :)
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