I once had a ton of barn cats.....I lined up their bowls outside and there was 13 racoons eating all lined up with the cats as if they were cats themselves.
I felt bad as I had never killed anything in my life other than an insect but bet two of them over the he'd with a piece of lead pipe......fuckers were hard to kill.
I still ask God to forgive me for killing them......they lived in the barn also unbeknownst to me.
Later I live trapped another 13 of the biggest fucking racoons I ever saw and released them u=into the cemetery that me and my wire landscaped as a side hustle for 8 years.
They were so big I suddenly realized why my cat food bill was so freaking high......they looked like Dobermans on gear! 
Record-setting raccoon dies
PALMERTON (AP) — A junk-food crazed critter billed as the world's weightiest raccoon has died, ending a 10-year life marked by more than a few midnight snacks.
Bandit will no longer raid his owner's pantry, hunting down chips and cheese curls, Froot Loops and french fries.
"I haven't been eating, I haven't been sleeping," a bereaved Deborah "Pepper" Klitsch said Monday, two days after health problems forced her to euthanize her favorite pet.
Klitsch — who lives in Palmerton — denied the occasional charge that she overfed the rotund raccoon, whose weight ballooned to nearly 75 pounds, three times the average for his breed.
He was born with a bad thyroid gland, Klitsch said.
When he hit 52.5 pounds in 1999, Bandit's girth garnered him a spot in
Klitsch vowed to lock her cabinets, but Bandit continued to plump up, registering 54.4 pounds in late 1999, then 64.9 pounds in 2001 and finally pushing past 70.
Klitsch, a foster mother, told the tale to various news outlets, including a British radio show, and Bandit snagged a spot on cable TV's Food Network.
Back home, the raccoon was a regular at Ice Cream World, where owner Tim Pitts would watch him sit in Klitsch's sport utility vehicle, holding a cup of blue raspberry slush with his paws and drinking through a straw. "He was a good customer," Pitts said. He had sold a birthday cake for Bandit a few days before he died. Your story made me think of this. I knew these people.
