BHANK GETS A LAW SCHOOL SCHOLARSHIP

[wes]

Agreed, eventually if he changes into someone other than himself as he has been for decades then he could do it at some point eventually.

He may just surprise us and change by using the "Cocoon Principles" !! 

[wes]

Bhanks is never pulling 500.   He is never going to law school.   He is never starting a youtube channel, he is never getting a refund on the skateboard, he is never going to look cool in his gaycycle trike, he is never going to beat Clegg, he is never going to live down wearing his wifes' underwear on the patio, he is never going to live in a waterfront mansion again that he stupidly got rid of, he is never going to bench 315 again, he is never going to have full coverage for his head, he is never going to win the Cup overall, he is never going to be a decent pet owner, he is never going to have friends in real life, etc.   

Just a few of Brian will never  . . . . . we all realize now.   

[chaos]

He may just surprise us and change by using the "Cuntcoon Principles" !! 

Fixed for you.

[wes]

Fixed for you.

That`s more fitting for our resident asshole !

[joswift]

That`s more fitting for our resident asshole !

hopefully Evicted asshole...

[wes]

hopefully Evicted asshole...

Agreed.....fingers crossed.

[WrongAdvices]

He may just surprise us and change by using the "Cocoon Principles" !! 

He's going to change from star dust to fart powder

[wes]

He's going to change from star dust to fart powder

He`s already fart powder and then some.

[Walter Sobchak]

Can you imagine Hankins sitting around with a group of the ugly Scarecrow’s coworkers bragging about how he took the LSAT and was going to go to Law School but decided not to because the commute would take him away from his mouth breathing son?

There isn’t any part of Hankins life that isn’t total bullshit.

He definitely paid men to rail his drug dealing ass.

[avxo]

The questions none of us are asking are:

- What area of law will this walking, talking, mustachioed hypertensive crisis focus on?
- Will his professional letterhead include a picture of his ass in a g-string?
- Will he wear his wife's g-string, pantsuit and 6" pumps to Court?

[Van_Bilderass]

Bhank absolutely should be able to hold on to 500 dead with a mixed grip. The reason he should have the ability is his curling strength, which is very good to be fair, I don't recall the exact weight at the comp though, plus the way his forearms look, probably the most telling sign he lifts from the pics I've seen. UNLESS he has very short fingers. But who cares about these baloney lifts anyway, do 20 with 500 like I think tommywishbone did and then we can talk 
I'm curious if anyone here tested their double overhand (no hook grip) dead max? I think it's probably a more relevant way to measure an aspect of gripping strength. IIRC I got 460 or thereabouts, have little idea if it's any good. If anyone here deadlifts regularly please test your overhand max as you warm up, just curious is all. Brian isn't going to be deadlifting anything heavy in the foreseeable future, I don't think. A few times I thought I tore my pec deadlifting.

[Soul Crusher]

Can you imagine Hankins sitting around with a group of the ugly Scarecrow’s coworkers bragging about how he took the LSAT and was going to go to Law School but decided not to because the commute would take him away from his mouth breathing son?

There isn’t any part of Hankins life that isn’t total bullshit.

He definitely paid men to rail his drug dealing ass.

What hanky Panky doesn’t realize - law school is a lot more than the lsat.    It’s a huge volume of material you need to digest for the bar exam.   He lacks the patience and discipline to see it out but I hope they steal his money and he quits once this all sinks in

[Never1AShow]

The questions none of us are asking are:

- What area of law will this walking, talking, mustachioed hypertensive crisis focus on?
- Will his professional letterhead include a picture of his ass in a g-string?
- Will he wear his wife's g-string, pantsuit and 6" pumps to Court?

He is going to revolutionize law practice by pioneering the field of suing himself. After all, he is the source of all of his problems. An almost 50 year old man with multiple pec tears and other injuries chasing max single rep lifts is pure idiocy.

[joswift]

Bhank absolutely should be able to hold on to 500 dead with a mixed grip. The reason he should have the ability is his curling strength, which is very good to be fair, I don't recall the exact weight at the comp though, plus the way his forearms look, probably the most telling sign he lifts from the pics I've seen. UNLESS he has very short fingers. But who cares about these baloney lifts anyway, do 20 with 500 like I think tommywishbone did and then we can talk 
I'm curious if anyone here tested their double overhand (no hook grip) dead max? I think it's probably a more relevant way to measure an aspect of gripping strength. IIRC I got 460 or thereabouts, have little idea if it's any good. If anyone here deadlifts regularly please test your overhand max as you warm up, just curious is all. Brian isn't going to be deadlifting anything heavy in the foreseeable future, I don't think. A few times I thought I tore my pec deadlifting.

Just when he finally gets out they drag him back in......


Fucks sake dont give him a glimmer of hope..

[Skeletor]

What hanky Panky doesn’t realize - law school is a lot more than the lsat.    It’s a huge volume of material you need to digest for the bar exam.   He lacks the patience and discipline to see it out but I hope they steal his money and he quits once this all sinks in

But he kept taking that online practice test until he got a passing grade, ergo he will ace the bar exam (law school is not even an issue) and immediately become a highly paid lawyer who will defend his clients.

[wes]

Fuck him !

[WrongAdvices]

My money is on him back tomorrow or Monday.  I don't think he has the willpower to go any longer,  I think he's learned to log out and monitor without showing up.  If it goes past that start checking arrest reports.

[joswift]

My money is on him back tomorrow or Monday.  I don't think he has the willpower to go any longer,  I think he's learned to log out and monitor without showing up.  If it goes past that start checking arrest reports.

odd he hasnt made any noise about his 8 other law schools he supposedly applied to at the same time as the one he claimed contacted him

Im sure he would be back if he heard anything

[Griffith]

Bhank absolutely should be able to hold on to 500 dead with a mixed grip. The reason he should have the ability is his curling strength, which is very good to be fair, I don't recall the exact weight at the comp though, plus the way his forearms look, probably the most telling sign he lifts from the pics I've seen. UNLESS he has very short fingers. But who cares about these baloney lifts anyway, do 20 with 500 like I think tommywishbone did and then we can talk 
I'm curious if anyone here tested their double overhand (no hook grip) dead max? I think it's probably a more relevant way to measure an aspect of gripping strength. IIRC I got 460 or thereabouts, have little idea if it's any good. If anyone here deadlifts regularly please test your overhand max as you warm up, just curious is all. Brian isn't going to be deadlifting anything heavy in the foreseeable future, I don't think. A few times I thought I tore my pec deadlifting.

Is there not an increased risk of biceps tear?

[delon]

His entire life when bhank has been exposed to a group of people requiring ongoing interaction his personality has ensured things end up mired in acrimony and/or issues such that it is necessary that he no longer be exposed to these people
 
School

I have been expelled and suspended from half a dozen schools you dumbfuck. I went to 5 different high schools. I was fighting the entire upper class every fucking recess no one cared.

College

In 1995/1996 my red shirt freshman year I attended NC State University on a partial scholarship. I had some issues and did not return to University the following year.

Army
Left under a JKK cloud and:

I did get into trouble for fist fighting multiple times in the Army.

Huntington Ingalls
Not offered a full time job despite interviewing for 2 comparable roles

I am expecting a full time offer after a year of contract work.

SCN
Re: Coach Russo

Dude is just another fat old slob he was very respectful to me in person talked shit a month later on the phone fuck him. I will rip his fucking head off if he talks shit to me in person you can tell him that

Getbig
Except of course for his close friend Dave D

As Bhanks closest friend here

Does he really expect to magically transform in his now set-in-your-ways middle age - in addition to having been increasingly isolated from society in recent years - and embark on 3 years of campus life in a collegial manner without prohibitive situations arising. Its comical....literally haha

[Soul Crusher]

His entire life when bhank has been exposed to a group of people requiring ongoing interaction his personality has ensured things end up mired in acrimony and/or issues such that it is necessary that he no longer be exposed to these people
 
School
College
Army
Left under a JKK cloud and:
Huntington Ingalls
Not offered a full time job despite interviewing for 2 comparable roles
SCN
Re: Coach Russo
Getbig
Except of course for his close friend Dave D

Does he really expect to magically transform in his now set-in-your-ways middle age - in addition to having been increasingly isolated from society in recent years - and embark on 3 years of campus life in a collegial manner without prohibitive situations arising. Its comical....literally haha

add in his interaction with coach and the aftermath.     

[38 returns]

also

kite surfing
arm wrassling
car racing
MMA
jui jitsu
wrestling coach
405 squat


the bottom line with brians simple. he's a fucking liar. but hes a relatively schooled in the sense that he will come up with lies that re difficult ot prove or disprove. the school fights, the wrestling stuff etcetc. he even held up his line 'I have never told a lie' which was ironically the biggest lie of all. He was able to lie and use semantics to get through stuff but the military JKK thing has done for him. its outed him as a liar. A fabricator a fantasist. And once one thing is disproved everything is shaky.

Good

I genuinely hate the bullying bitch.

The real Brian showed his true colours when he was going ot fight Josh. He went the authorities to stop josh  being in the same country.  The same country. Thats next level fragile spoilt ego

[joswift]

His entire life when bhank has been exposed to a group of people requiring ongoing interaction his personality has ensured things end up mired in acrimony and/or issues such that it is necessary that he no longer be exposed to these people
 
School
College
Army
Left under a JKK cloud and:
Huntington Ingalls
Not offered a full time job despite interviewing for 2 comparable roles
SCN
Re: Coach Russo
Getbig
Except of course for his close friend Dave D

Does he really expect to magically transform in his now set-in-your-ways middle age - in addition to having been increasingly isolated from society in recent years - and embark on 3 years of campus life in a collegial manner without prohibitive situations arising. Its comical....literally haha

he couldnt even manage to stay in a hotel without getting thrown out

Imagine at 47 years old being thrown out of a hotel?

[Lartinos]

odd he hasnt made any noise about his 8 other law schools he supposedly applied to at the same time as the one he claimed contacted him

Im sure he would be back if he heard anything

He said in one of his last posts he starts school in August, I’m assuming at Stoned Point.

He probably started getting hit with all the denials and knew his only hope was to take the discount from the unaccredited school who will take almost anyone.

In the current economic climate he was likely having trouble getting even a basic job so he figured why not run with the lawyer delusion for a while.

He will be working really hard for probably very little; once he makes that realization it may hit him hard.

[IroNat]

Bhanky,
Congrats of getting your law degree, passing the bar, and building a lucrative law practice.
Well done!