Hold on, here's what I don't understand.
Why the fuck would anybody go to law school at age 45? 
No "biglaw" firm will hire you in a million years.  At best, you'll be one of those out-of-work lawyers who takes jobs for peanuts on Fiverr.  Or maybe you'll be some poor SOB's public defender? 
You could start your own practice, I guess, but with no experience and no connections, it's not going to go well.  Especially if you're already a lolcow with a really laughable internet presence.  
I don't get it bros.