BHANK GETS A LAW SCHOOL SCHOLARSHIP

[bhank]

Jeff is 57 and you call him 60.....Josh isn`t 60 but you call him 60....you call me 70.

YOU ARE 50.

Ok fine I get that. Let me say this if I get in somewhere practical (not in Alaska) and it is free I will absolutely go to Law School.

However it is not going to be completely free and it is not going to be in my living room so I have to decide how much I am willing to spend and how far I am willing to travel and how often. How much is it actually worth to me. Do I really want to miss time with my family? Let me see where else I get in first and apply for financial aid.

[Raymondo]

Bri, is there anything in your life, anything at all you haven't fucked up?

What a useless cunt.

[38 returns]

Possible, but seems like too much space after, look at country at the end of sentence

also inconsistnet use of cap and lower case L/l for Law School law school


simply wouldn't happen.

hes made it up and banged it up to counter his drug abuse disgrace

[Raymondo]

Look at it this way, getting kicked out for drug abuse is relatively mild compared to what might have been.

I mean knowing Bri he could have gotten caught with his pants round his ankles getting beasted by Kosovarian shepherds. Now imagine the look on the lieutenant's face!

[38 returns]

Ok fine I get that. Let me say this if I get in somewhere practical (not in Alaska) and it is free I will absolutely go to Law School.

However it is not going to be completely free and it is not going to be in my living room so I have to decide how much I am willing to spend and how far I am willing to travel and how often. How much is it actually worth to me. Do I really want to miss time with my family? Let me see where else I get in first and apply for financial aid.

another back out


so yesterday you were going got law school

now not so sure


you made it up you lying bald fat queen

[bhank]

also inconsistnet use of cap and lower case L/l for Law School law school


simply wouldn't happen.

hes made it up and banged it up to counter his drug abuse disgrace

You want me to live stream you the admitted students day?

[Barry Casserole, P.I.]

Hey man you can make up whatever nonsense you want. If you or any other veteran would like to talk to be about my service record by all means come see me. Fuck you and fuck Vietnam. I never used drugs in the military if anyone feels different, please come see me.

Hey Blowjobber,, it's not nonsense you stupid junkie cock. It's an official military document. While your brothers were fighting in foxholes, you were fighting your way out of a K hole on guard duty,, tell me where you are and i'll come see you right now. You're probably too stoned to move. You can't knee spear me into submission like a vulnerable young woman locked inside your house. I'll beat you straight into rehab.

[bhank]

another back out


so yesterday you were going got law school

now not so sure


you made it up you lying bald fat queen

I got into Law School. I got a partial Scholarship. That does not cover it. I would still have to apply for government loans. I have not been approved for any government loans. I was waiting to see if I got in anywhere before applying. Law School starts in the fall I have 6 months to figure it all out. Maybe Duke didn't get your memo maybe they offer me a full scholarship for being a badass need to wait and see.

[tatoo]

Hey Blowjobber,, it's not nonsense you stupid junkie cock. It's an official military document. While your brothers were fighting in foxholes, you were fighting your way out of a K hole on guard duty,, tell me where you are and i'll come see you right now. You're probably too stoned to move. You can't knee spear me into submission like a vulnerable young woman locked inside your house. I'll beat you straight into rehab.

wont fight anyone lol...his pec implant hasnt healed... besides hes scared to fight anyone

[bhank]

wont fight anyone lol...his pec implant hasnt healed... besides hes scared to fight anyone

Yeah, I can't be fighting thugs in the street sorry I have scholarships to consider

[38 returns]

You want me to live stream you the admitted students day?

yes

thanks

[tatoo]

Yeah, I can't be fighting thugs in the street sorry I have scholarships to consider cops to call.

fixed for you snitch

[Barry Casserole, P.I.]

Yeah, I can't be fighting thugs in the street sorry I have scholarships to consider

So why are you asking people to come see you, junkie? Now you're too scared to meet up with this old vet and throw hands like a man,, what a piece of shit you turned out to be. You wont have a scholarship for long once they find out you've been submitting forged government documents to them,, You'll be back on the crack and lying about your service online.

[bhank]

So why are you asking people to come see you, junkie? Now you're too scared to meet up with this old vet and throw hands like a man,, what a piece of shit you turned out to be. You wont have a scholarship for long once they find out you've been submitting forged government documents to them,, You'll be back on the crack and lying about your service online.

To think it all started with false photoshop allegations. Now you think I am forging government documents? You people are insane

[bhank]

You guys are looking at this all wrong. This is an inspirational story. If I can do it maybe you can set some goals dream big

[Krankenstein]

Ok fine I get that. Let me say this if I get in somewhere practical (not in Alaska) and it is free I will absolutely go to Law School.

However it is not going to be completely free and it is not going to be in my living room so I have to decide how much I am willing to spend and how far I am willing to travel and how often. How much is it actually worth to me. Do I really want to miss time with my family? Let me see where else I get in first and apply for financial aid.

All of the shit that should have been discussed PRIOR to this pipe dream.  You really do not have any clue what it means to set a goal and not let obstacles get in the way of obtaining it.

That paragraph sums up who you are.  Looking for all the reasons to blame for your failures and lack of commitment.

[Krankenstein]

I got into Law School. I got a partial Scholarship. That does not cover it. I would still have to apply for government loans. I have not been approved for any government loans. I was waiting to see if I got in anywhere before applying. Law School starts in the fall I have 6 months to figure it all out. Maybe Duke didn't get your memo maybe they offer me a full scholarship for being a badass need to wait and see.

No, you weren't waiting....thats the process.  You have to be accepted somewhere before applying for school loans.

You don't have "9 months".  This shit needs to be figured out now.  Six months is June.  Fall semesters start (typically) in September (possibly very late August)

[bhank]

All of the shit that should have been discussed PRIOR to this pipe dream.  You really do not have any clue what it means to set a goal and not let obstacles get in the way of obtaining it.

That paragraph sums up who you are.  Looking for all the reasons to blame for your failures and lack of commitment.

The school I got into is a hour plus commute and cost 50k+. I got a 17k scholarship. If I want housing it is an extra 25k or more. I have an aging dog that bites and a 5-year-old whose wrestling practice I like to attend biweekly and a new wife and home.

So you tell me Krank what should I do??

[irishdave]

The school I got into is a 2 hour commute and cost 50k. I got a 17k scholorship. If I want housing it is an extra 25k. I have an aging dog that bites and a 5-year-old whose wrestling practice I like to attend biweekly.

So you tell me Krank what should I do??

Stop pretending

[bhank]

Stop pretending

What am I pretending that is the current option. I have been accepted to a school with a partial scholarship but it is a 2 hour commute. I am not allowed to think about it or wait and see where else I may get accepted? I cant wait and see if the federal government will approve my student loan application?

When do I get to study if I spend 4 hours a day commuting?

[38 returns]

The school I got into is a 2 hour commute and cost 50k. I got a 17k scholarship. If I want housing it is an extra 25k. I have an aging dog that bites and a 5-year-old whose wrestling practice I like to attend biweekly and a new wife and home.

So you tell me Krank what should I do??

get a dads and lads double nose and hang yourself and your waste of a wank mongoloid offspring and do the world a favour

[BB]

Maybe Duke didn't get your memo maybe they offer me a full scholarship for being a badass need to wait and see.

Ha, I knew I had it figured out yesterday. Anyway, why do you do this to yourself? There's dozens of different ways people can fuck with you now that they know the school.

[38 returns]

its the one he mentioned ages ago th London thing was th give-away - or rather it would be if he had an offer. he hasn't

that being said wake forest will get another mail

[IroNat]

Ha, I knew I had it figured out yesterday. Anyway, why do you do this to yourself? There's dozens of different ways people can fuck with you now that they know the school.

What school is it?

[illuminati]

The school I got into is a 2 hour commute and cost 50k. I got a 17k scholarship. If I want housing it is an extra 25k. I have an aging dog that bites and a 5-year-old whose wrestling practice I like to attend biweekly and a new wife and home.

So you tell me Krank what should I do??

1. Get Short length of rope
2. Secure one end on 5th floor of car park
3. The other end make a secure noose around your neck
4. Jump over edge of car park wall

Problems solved