BHANK GETS A LAW SCHOOL SCHOLARSHIP

[tatoo]

Hanky have you considered that someone from Getbig could be trolling you with a fake acceptance letter?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Lartinos]

The whole lawyer charade has been entertaining, but I am sure he will have something very pressing and urgent that will make him back out in the coming months.

The little research I did led me to a school which looked way too far to drive to and not realistic if that’s the one.

He’d basically be throwing his money away for a plaque to put in his barren office to accompany the 7 monitors he doesn’t know how to use.

It’s tough for a mentally ill man to realize his best prospects are shitty ordinary jobs he’d have to beg to get and hustle with a broken down body he ran into the ground looking for approval.

It’s much easier to create some fantasy in his mind where he is some big shot who demands approval.

The responsible route of seeing a psychiatrist, psychologist, or to go to rehab doesn’t fit in with his delusions. He needs to get a grip and hope someone hires him for some ordinary shit job like his last brief one unless he actually learns some skills as he has zero useful ones— including his apparently worthless college degree.

The cosmetic surgery is just another distraction for a man who already can’t focus or sleep because of his mania.

[WrongAdvices]

It's part mental illness, but also a larger part being an arrogant dickweed and braggadocios asshole.

[webstar]

Brian, did you get a call back for the panel interview?

[bhank]

The whole lawyer charade has been entertaining, but I am sure he will have something very pressing and urgent that will make him back out in the coming months.

The little research I did led me to a school which looked way too far to drive to and not realistic if that’s the one.

You know I think I figured that part out. The government will loan me the cost of attendance which includes housing. I use the housing funds to buy a self-driving Tesla. I then get the books on tape and listen to them in the car. That way the commute time is useful and less stressful. I also get a new car from Uncle Sam.  I then get the 5 meal plan a week option at the all you can eat buffet between classes everyday. I am going to get huge and educated. Just need those Uncle Sam loans to come through now.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Brian, did you get a call back for the panel penile fluffer interview?

fixed

[Dave D]

You know I think I figured that part out. The government will loan me the cost of attendance which includes housing. I use the housing funds to buy a self-driving Tesla. I then get the books on tape and listen to them in the car. That way the commute time is useful and less stressful. I also get a new car from Uncle Sam.  I then get the 5 meal plan a week option at the all you can eat buffet between classes everyday. I am going to get huge and educated. Just need those Uncle Sam loans to come through now.

Do Tesla’s come equipped with tape decks or are you having one put in?

Also will the meal plan be crohn’s friendly? You won’t get huge, you don’t have the genetics for that.

[wes]

Hanky have you considered that someone from Getbig could be trolling you with a fake acceptance letter?

Come on dude,that wouldn`t possibly ever happen here.












ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[bhank]

Do Tesla’s come equipped with tape decks or are you having one put in?

Also will the meal plan be crohn’s friendly? You won’t get huge, you don’t have the genetics for that.

Audio files same difference. I have had no digestive issues since I started on the BPC 157 shortly after my August show.

I am 235lbs in the attached pic this was a few days before my Hernia Surgery. My digestive tract appears to be better now.

Honestly I 'care if I put on bodyweight as long as the chest hypertrophies and is stronger than before I am going to be happy. Lawyers have to wear suits a lighter weight looks better in a suit

[38 returns]

another unsolicited photo you fucking gay trawler

hunting for the cawk

scum

[Dave D]

another unsolicited photo you fucking gay trawler

hunting for the cawk

scum

Someone makes a non degrading post and the lowlife posts a picture from a year ago. Living in the past.

[bhank]

Someone makes a non degrading post and the lowlife posts a picture from a year ago. Living in the past.

That picture is more than a year old. The point is you said I cant get big genetically. I would counter I am pretty damn big in that pic.

[ProudVirgin69]

I have been on forums for many years and I have never come across anyone I have genuinely wished harm on like I have with Brian

Owned.

[SF1900]

Owned.

It’s so odd that so many posters here are obsessed with Brian.

[ProudVirgin69]

It’s so odd that so many posters here are obsessed with Brian.

Right.  He’s captivated the minds of several getbiggers for years on end now.  I don’t understand it either.

[Krankenstein]

Honestly, I would be perfectly happy if they just handed me the bar review book and let me sit in 6 weeks. However, you are required by the state of North Carolina to graduate with a Juris Doctorate from an accredited Law School to sit for the bar so I need to go to Law School first. Every law school reads the same book and studies the same material. The rankings are just a reflection of how difficult it is to get in. A competent person will do well in any law school. The higher ranked schools may have better network opportunities for jobs, but it doesn't really matter if you want to work for yourself anyway.

Now will I go to a higher ranked Law School if I get in sure, but the real plan is to go to with the cheapest option. I would rather have a free law degree from any accredited Law School than owe 300k for a Law Degree from Duke. I am going to be 50 I have a shorter time to recoup my investment. Free law School makes more sense than a quarter million in debt

Accounting 101 is the exact same class at Harvard and Podunk Community College they both prepare you to sit to be a CPA one is not better than the other. One may help you get a better job but they both read the exact same book.

What does that have to do with pointing out you mentioning the "co-ed dorms" and the all you can eat buffet?  Answer : nothing.   Brian Hankins avoidance at work.

The question still stands...why would a married man point out that there are co-ed dorms?

You seem to think that just because you get one semester covered, you will get all.  We all saw the email where your GPA was listed as "well below standards".   Why not tell us what your cumulative GPA is Brian?

[38 returns]

That picture is more than a year old. The point is you said I cant get big genetically. I would counter I am pretty damn big in that pic.

not for someone abusing peds for a quarter of a century you arent.

you have a fucing 45' chest for fucks sake and narrow shoulders, no v shape. well done on upping the dose and holding water- If i recall you were on a bottle of HGH daily there. absolute dogshit

[Krankenstein]

Like I said it is a fantastic opportunity for me I get why you are mad

You love making this comment.  Not one person is jealous or mad.  Not a single fucking one.  We know it won't sink in.  You live in a fantasy world.

I never made any statement about you not taking a test, applying, or even getting in (as someone pointed out, schools love letting people in...they get money.  They give zero fucks if you make it because there's always more students coming in behind you).

I am with SC and predict you won't last one year.  You do not have what it takes to make it through that first year.  Your constitution is that of toilet paper against a freight train.

[bhank]

What does that have to do with pointing out you mentioning the "co-ed dorms" and the all you can eat buffet?  Answer : nothing.   Brian Hankins avoidance at work.

The question still stands...why would a married man point out that there are co-ed dorms?

You seem to think that just because you get one semester covered, you will get all.  We all saw the email where your GPA was listed as "well below standards".   Why not tell us what your cumulative GPA is Brian?

Because it is funny moron obviously, I have no intentions of living in a dorm

[Krankenstein]

Because it is funny moron obviously, I have no intentions of living in a dorm

There was no joke.  Don't even think to play it off like that.

A married man doesn't make a joke about staying in a co-ed dorm.

How did the ex girlfriend treat you out in California Brian?  Remember that contradiction with what the wife said and then what you said?  I can reproduce the quote for you (just in case you think about deleting things)

[Lartinos]

not for someone abusing peds for a quarter of a century you arent.

you have a fucing 45' chest for fucks sake and narrow shoulders, no v shape. well done on upping the dose and holding water- If i recall you were on a bottle of HGH daily there. absolute dogshit

He looks sloppy and bloated and thinks it looks good.

A side by side of his head either at the failed show where he took lasix or the Hawaii picture with his Gremlin head next to this picture would show what a bloated mess he is.

[joswift]

If you think he didn't get in, you're living in a dream world.

This is a university that obviously is tin pot and cannot fill their allocation, essentially almost begging him to come at a discount (including early bird special).

This isn't a situation where him "getting in" is actually an achievement.  I would imagine all it would take is to score an okay score in LSAT and they will offer anybody the same.

He knows that.  He isn't hiding that.  He is just attempting to point out that technically, he HAS got into one. 

He's 47 and will be minimum 50 years old before he can even use that law degree - so exactly what would the criteria be for an actual scholarship?  You'd give it to almost anybody other than him just on pure age.

dont you see the contradiction in those two statements

You think its genuine he got in yet you think they would give it to anybody but him?

[gmflex]

It’s so odd that so many posters here are obsessed with Brian.

                                                       


Yep.. Its crazy how every bhanky thread goes getbig viral..
They tried to break bhanky.. And he is still here..
Seen many meltdown and leave getbig thru my 20+ years here.. Love him or hate him.. Bhanky is a true Getbigger..


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[IroNat]

Focus on real estate closings. I know a few guys that do that and they print money.

I think Bhanky should specialize in divorce, assault and battery, and/or ambulance chasing.

[joswift]

he will be dining out on this until the fall of this year, Brians winning again guys.....

Hes got us all off the JKK disgrace like changing galloping horses.