BHANK GETS A LAW SCHOOL SCHOLARSHIP

[38 returns]

I am thinking I may write a book on my adventures and use the proceeds to help cover my Law School expenses. Would any of you like to preorder a copy for $49.99?

call it

diary of a disgraced junkie soldier cowardly snitch who beats women and pays men to bang him up the arse

[bhank]

brian ruining your existence is a simple fun hobby

there is so much to go at



the mugshots
the army discharge
the treats to rape
the threats to kill
the mocking of cancer sufferers
your spastic son

its a veritable smorgasbord of low hanging fruit to send to womens groups, LGBT groups, lawyers associations, your wife, her work, your brother, his friends,your mother, Jen.

and we do it because you will do nothing to anyone to stop it because you are a scared little man who lives in his half sized house afraid to answer the door or go out.

All that ad yet still somehow, I got into Law School with a Merit Scholarship just think what I can do for my future clients. Speaking of which I may have to start using this place to drum up clients. Seems like there should be lots of potential business lurking in this cesspool. Seems like half of you are not even allowed to travel outside after 9pm.

[joswift]

All that ad yet still somehow, I got into Law School with a Merit Scholarship just think what I can do for my future clients. Speaking of which I may have to start using this place to drum up clients. Seems like there should be lots of potential business lurking in this cesspool.

Its a fake letter

[38 returns]

who represented you when you got JKK on your military discharge for drug abuse?

[King Shizzo]

Bhanks has literally got dudes on Getbig losing their minds.

Congrats, he has become the thing you didn't want: A vortex of suckage, that has taken over the website.

Blame yourselves.

[38 returns]

Bhanks has literally got dudes on Getbig losing their minds.

Congrats, he has become the thing you that didn't want: A vortex of suckage, that has taken over the website.

Blame yourselves.

fuck off sean

[King Shizzo]

I saw that, Grape 

[BB]

I saw that, Grape 

What should we discuss? It's not like Men in Thongs are doing anything interesting.

[Soul Crusher]

Would SC be willing to mentor Bhanky throughout his law school time?
Would SC let the fledgling lawyer Bhanky intern with him?

No.    I despise lazy people seeking short cuts and hacks.   Absolutely not.    If he wants to be a lawyer like the old school of us - go through the Socratic method 1L in person stress getting out on the carpet to speak in public.   Moot court etc.   and make it through 1L w no gimmicky bs.   And last years and then pass the bar exam like the rest of us did. 

I did it old school before the fng internet existed and has been in the game now 25 years strong.   

No tolerance for weakness or shortcuts or people seeking easy way into this life.   Hanky doesn’t want the old school way.  He wants the easy path.   No thank you.    Not now not ever am I going to facilitate that.

[BB]

Was your military issue the same you had with SCN, using the steroids?

Answer this Hankins!

[Dave D]

No.    I despise lazy people seeking short cuts and hacks.   Absolutely not.    If he wants to be a lawyer like the old school of us - go through the Socratic method 1L in person stress getting out on the carpet to speak in public.   Moot court etc.   and make it through 1L w no gimmicky bs.   And last years and then pass the bar exam like the rest of us did. 

I did it old school before the fng internet existed and has been in the game now 25 years strong.   

No tolerance for weakness or shortcuts or people seeking easy way into this life.   Hanky doesn’t want the old school way.  He wants the easy path.   No thank you.    Not now not ever am I going to facilitate that.

So when does the mentorship start? Does he need to apply for a scholarship or is it a granted immediately because of Getbig?

[joswift]

So when does the mentorship start? Does he need to apply for a scholarship or is it a granted immediately because of Getbig?

Brian will fake a letter from SC and then swear its real even though it contains absolutly zero evidence it came from SC and keep repeating its real and he doesnt want to argue about it.

[nobody in particular]

its unlikely brian is writing the recent posts. they are smartarse not narcisist denial. maybe bailey sanchez it comes off as more girly twink hubris.

[keanu]

Congrats, he has become the thing you didn't want: A vortex of suckage, that has taken over the website.

Blame yourselves.

  Brian is the thing his parents didn't want.  In a few years he'll be divorced, sick, and living out of his car.

[joswift]

its unlikely brian is writing the recent posts. they are smartarse not narcisist denial. maybe bailey sanchez it comes off as more girly twink hubris.

he has spells of this type of writing, its when hes normally in the tightest corners when bluff and bluster just wont cut it.

He knows he cant argue with facts so he just creates a fantasy world

Isnt it amazing the law school offer came the same day as his army document?

[bhank]

No.    I despise lazy people seeking short cuts and hacks.   Absolutely not.    If he wants to be a lawyer like the old school of us - go through the Socratic method 1L in person stress getting out on the carpet to speak in public.   Moot court etc.   and make it through 1L w no gimmicky bs.   And last years and then pass the bar exam like the rest of us did. 

I did it old school before the fng internet existed and has been in the game now 25 years strong.   

No tolerance for weakness or shortcuts or people seeking easy way into this life.   Hanky doesn’t want the old school way.  He wants the easy path.   No thank you.    Not now not ever am I going to facilitate that.

You know the Law School I have been offered a Scholarship to does not offer online classes. I would have to commute a long distance daily that is not easier. I would love to go to Harvard in person. I am 47 years old though with a family I cannot just move wherever for Law School. If I don't get in locally, I may have to go to a hybrid program where you are on campus part time. Not sure how you think that is easier.

[Barry Casserole, P.I.]

Well like I said you have been misinformed. It's ok you have not had the benefit of a higher education it is easy for you to be misled.

My dd214 says Honorable. I am not on trial. I have nothing to explain good enough for law school is good enough for me.

You need to stop lying, son.... You know people could log onto IPERMS and also get your official military personnel file (OMPF) too, right? You're a lying drug abuser and that's a fact,, you don't have an honorable discharge and you've been lying to everyone in your life about it. You also beat the shit out of that girl who was living with you,, police, her and her mother all said so.

[bhank]

he has spells of this type of writing, its when hes normally in the tightest corners when bluff and bluster just wont cut it.

He knows he cant argue with facts so he just creates a fantasy world

Isnt it amazing the law school offer came the same day as his army document?

My Army documents are 22+ years old. My Law school offer is 2 days. Not the same day.

[bhank]

  Brian is the thing his parents didn't want.  In a few years he'll be divorced, sick, and living out of his car.

I actually considered looking into a camper van to commute to school and sleep in when needed. Like hey who is that old bum living out of a van in the back parking lot by the law school? Dont worry he is cool he is in my torts class.

[38 returns]

I actually considered looking into a camper van to commute to school and sleep in when needed. Like hey who is that old bum living out of a van in the back parking lot by the law school? Dont worry he is cool he is in my torts class.

just fucking weird

file under never going to happen

along with

attending law school
turning up to a fight
having sexytime with Em again
Spencer spelling the word 'bob' correctly

[SF1900]

I am thinking I may write a book on my adventures and use the proceeds to help cover my Law School expenses. Would any of you like to preorder a copy for $49.99?

Bhanks, first you need a title.

Maybe “Ones Man Journey to the Top.”

[Skeletor]

nope, it says General discharge with honourable conditions, you got booted out for drugs and you are not in law school.

I thought you didnt lie Brian?

Typical semhanktics. If there is "honorable" anywhere on the document, he considers it an honorable discharge. He would have said the same even if it was "Other than Honorable".

[Soul Crusher]

[nobody in particular]

Bhanks, first you need a title.

Maybe “Ones Man Journey to the Top.”

thats the title of the chapter where he drives to some gay bears house who fucks him in the arse for money

from google : In the gay community, a "top" is a person who prefers to be the insertive partner during anal sex.

[BB]

Typical semhanktics. If there is "honorable" anywhere on the document, he considers it an honorable discharge. He would have said the same even if it was "Other than Honorable".

Also under the re-entry code it's 3, which is the code for generally not suited for reenlistment with jumping through a number of hoops.