Author Topic: BHANK GETS A LAW SCHOOL SCHOLARSHIP  (Read 140337 times)

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Re: Jobs that are suitable for bhank
« Reply #475 on: January 19, 2025, 12:36:24 PM »
I still think he should practice law....bad knees be damned !!


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Re: Jobs that are suitable for bhank
« Reply #476 on: January 19, 2025, 01:31:43 PM »
hes a social retard.. nobody would hire him to do anything meaningful. even if he could get a job, he wouldnt last long,,, for about 20 different reasons.. maybe being one of those dunk tank clowns would suit him or the ones you throw tomatoes at.. haha

He lasted 2 weeks at Home Depot

I think any job where he doesn’t need to interact with anyone

Data entry. Let him vape and enter in payments.

Reconcile invoices,

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Re: BHANK GETS A LAW SCHOOL SCHOLARSHIP
« Reply #477 on: January 19, 2025, 02:01:19 PM »
Dick Root is just code for I am a fat slob and it upsets me to see someone else is in shape

Ohhh so when you show dick root that's you saying inside that you're a fat slob.  What I don't get is why are upset that someone else is in shape.  Do you get equally upset if someone isn't?

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Re: Jobs that are suitable for bhank
« Reply #478 on: January 19, 2025, 03:30:54 PM »
hes a social retard.. nobody would hire him to do anything meaningful. even if he could get a job, he wouldnt last long,,, for about 20 different reasons.. maybe being one of those dunk tank clowns would suit him or the ones you throw tomatoes at.. haha


I HAVE A FRIEND CAĹLED HANKIN
& I LIKE TO THROW TOMATOES AT HIM

TOMATOES ARE SOFT & DONT HURT HIS SKIN
THESE FUCKERS DO AS THEY'RE STILL IN THE TIN.

Just the job for The vile Khvnt Bianca.

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Re: Jobs that are suitable for bhank
« Reply #479 on: January 19, 2025, 03:40:47 PM »

I HAVE A FRIEND CAĹLED HANKIN
& I LIKE TO THROW TOMATOES AT HIM

TOMATOES ARE SOFT & DONT HURT HIS SKIN
THESE FUCKERS DO AS THEY'RE STILL IN THE TIN.
Good one bro!  ;D

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Re: Jobs that are suitable for bhank
« Reply #480 on: January 19, 2025, 03:58:01 PM »
Hankins is a weird one. He needs a job where there is some contact with the public, but also allows him to be by himself when he needs to be. It also can't be physically demanding, nor of any real importance.

Carney.

It feeds his ego as he's in charge of whatever ride he'd operate plus he gets to decide who can/can't get on the ride. An authority that he'd relish.

Among the other riffraff he'd be able to lie, unchecked, and he wouldn't stigmatize his own arrest record since it would be the norm.

And food options are his everyday menu. He could eat all the corndogs he wants. Probably wouldn't even be deducted from his pay.

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Re: BHANK GETS A LAW SCHOOL SCHOLARSHIP
« Reply #481 on: January 20, 2025, 04:14:14 AM »
Hopefully he has been run off for his own good.

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Re: BHANK GETS A LAW SCHOOL SCHOLARSHIP
« Reply #482 on: January 20, 2025, 05:13:09 AM »
I have done some further review of federal loans. I may not actually qualify for full Cost of Attendance.  They have 2 different loan types, and it looks like the one I qualify for has a 20k annual CAP

Law students may borrow up to a total of $20,500 in the Federal Direct Unsubsidized Loan program each academic year.

That is why a Scholarship is important to me most of the school's cost 50k a year just for tuition. I do not wish to pay too much out of pocket. I am the first to admit it is a risky investment. I am not putting much of my money into it. I need a really good scholarship.

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Re: BHANK GETS A LAW SCHOOL SCHOLARSHIP
« Reply #483 on: January 20, 2025, 05:19:13 AM »


the bitch is backing out now he knows he will have to work. he would rather drop out before starting and claim he could do it than actually try and fail as we all know he will.


noboy fucking cares weall want and expect you to not attend law school you cowardly closetted informant junkie
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Re: BHANK GETS A LAW SCHOOL SCHOLARSHIP
« Reply #484 on: January 20, 2025, 05:19:19 AM »


;D

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Re: BHANK GETS A LAW SCHOOL SCHOLARSHIP
« Reply #485 on: January 20, 2025, 05:20:27 AM »
Loosely translated he`s typically quitting before he even gets started.

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Re: BHANK GETS A LAW SCHOOL SCHOLARSHIP
« Reply #486 on: January 20, 2025, 05:54:52 AM »
I have done some further review of federal loans. I may not actually qualify for full Cost of Attendance.  They have 2 different loan types, and it looks like the one I qualify for has a 20k annual CAP

Law students may borrow up to a total of $20,500 in the Federal Direct Unsubsidized Loan program each academic year.

That is why a Scholarship is important to me most of the school's cost 50k a year just for tuition. I do not wish to pay too much out of pocket. I am the first to admit it is a risky investment. I am not putting much of my money into it. I need a really good scholarship.

Why not go to a state school? 

But either way - this is never going to happen. 

The reality to Hanky - even if in the rare event you manage 3 years of law school and passing the bar, you still are clueless as a lawyer once admitted.   It takes years after passing the bar to know how to be a real lawyer. 

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Re: BHANK GETS A LAW SCHOOL SCHOLARSHIP
« Reply #487 on: January 20, 2025, 05:57:14 AM »
No proof he's even been accepted except some center justified email that addresses him as "Brian" without so much as a "Dear" Or"Hi" or "Hello" salutation.

The DD214 however is solid: JKK, Just Kettle Korn (for the Carney)

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Re: BHANK GETS A LAW SCHOOL SCHOLARSHIP
« Reply #488 on: January 20, 2025, 06:04:18 AM »
Bhanky,
Why not sell your Vette and Harley to pay for the tuition?

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Re: BHANK GETS A LAW SCHOOL SCHOLARSHIP
« Reply #489 on: January 20, 2025, 06:12:43 AM »
HES NOT BEEN ACCEPTED ANYWHERE


amazing that 'it' happened just as his JKK code as revealed.


hes a liar.
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Re: BHANK GETS A LAW SCHOOL SCHOLARSHIP
« Reply #490 on: January 20, 2025, 06:33:10 AM »
Why not go to a state school? 

But either way - this is never going to happen. 

The reality to Hanky - even if in the rare event you manage 3 years of law school and passing the bar, you still are clueless as a lawyer once admitted.   It takes years after passing the bar to know how to be a real lawyer.

Gee why didn't I think of that. I am still waiting to hear back from other schools. Once I have all the information from all the schools with any and all scholarship info I will make a decision.

Funny how you went from claiming I couldn't get in to I can't pass Law School, to I won't pass the bar, to I will be a bad lawyer even if I pass the bar.

Can I take one step at a time here? Let me see where else I get in and see how much financial aid I qualify for its a big decision.

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Re: BHANK GETS A LAW SCHOOL SCHOLARSHIP
« Reply #491 on: January 20, 2025, 06:49:04 AM »
Gee why didn't I think of that. I am still waiting to hear back from other schools. Once I have all the information from all the schools with any and all scholarship info I will make a decision.

Funny how you went from claiming I couldn't get in to I can't pass Law School, to I won't pass the bar, to I will be a bad lawyer even if I pass the bar.

Can I take one step at a time here? Let me see where else I get in and see how much financial aid I qualify for its a big decision.

Time is not on your side here in all reality.  Between taking the bar, waiting months to see if you pass, and then getting admitted to the bar - you are looking at more likely 4 years.  And then, law school doesnt teach you much how to be a real lawyer in order to just hang out a shingle and think you are going to make a ton of money.   Thats a fools errand.  Its not going to happen.  It takes years and years to be competent as a lawyer handling clients in real world and life situations. 

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Re: BHANK GETS A LAW SCHOOL SCHOLARSHIP
« Reply #492 on: January 20, 2025, 06:53:02 AM »
Time is not on your side here in all reality.  Between taking the bar, waiting months to see if you pass, and then getting admitted to the bar - you are looking at more likely 4 years.  And then, law school doesnt teach you much how to be a real lawyer in order to just hang out a shingle and think you are going to make a ton of money.   Thats a fools errand.  Its not going to happen.  It takes years and years to be competent as a lawyer handling clients in real world and life situations.

I mean chasing a pro card at 50 is also a fools errand though yes? Maybe I like fighting windmills.

What kind of fool takes up BJJ at 40?? Time is not on their side

Maybe 40 is the new 30 and 50 is the new 40. If I was 37 instead of 47 Law school wouldn't seem like a crazy idea. I took a decade off surfing in Maui. I have Sunday miles on me. I can work as a Lawyer well into my 60s.

You are getting paid 0 to train BJJ and body build why do I have to make a fortune for something to be worthwhile?

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Re: BHANK GETS A LAW SCHOOL SCHOLARSHIP
« Reply #493 on: January 20, 2025, 06:56:11 AM »

I uave a large receivable I am collecting interest from
Until I receive the principal I am not even watching the market. When I receive it in about 6 months I will be spending 8 hour a day trading

What's the status on this "large receivable"?  Why so skimpy on funds for law school?

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Re: BHANK GETS A LAW SCHOOL SCHOLARSHIP
« Reply #494 on: January 20, 2025, 06:56:35 AM »
I got kicked out of the army fro drug abuse

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Re: BHANK GETS A LAW SCHOOL SCHOLARSHIP
« Reply #495 on: January 20, 2025, 06:56:54 AM »
I mean chasing a pro card at 50 is also a fools errand though yes? Maybe I like fighting windmills.

What kind of fool takes up BJJ at 40??

Maybe 40 is the new 30 and 50 is the new 40. If I was 37 instead of 47 Law school wouldn't seem like a crazy idea. I took a decade off surfing in Maui. I have Sunday miles on me. I can work as a Lawyer well into my 60s

I thought the expression was tilting at windmills.

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Re: BHANK GETS A LAW SCHOOL SCHOLARSHIP
« Reply #496 on: January 20, 2025, 06:58:44 AM »
What's the status on this "large receivable"?  Why so skimpy on funds for law school?

Not Skimpy but some law schools have 80k tuition. If I can only borrow 20k that lives 60k out of pocket each year plus living expenses. That does not work for me at 47 that does not make sense. I can pay some out of pocket. I am not paying a quarter million out of pocket at 47.

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Re: BHANK GETS A LAW SCHOOL SCHOLARSHIP
« Reply #497 on: January 20, 2025, 07:03:42 AM »
Less than a week ago his "merit scholarship" of $17,500 covered half of the tuition, now he moves the goal posts up to $80K and doesn't mention that scholarship because he knows it's all bullshit, all of it. 

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Re: Jobs that are suitable for bhank
« Reply #498 on: January 20, 2025, 07:16:10 AM »
He needs a remote finance job. Considering his history of losing money through investments, it’s essential that this role doesn’t involve risking his own funds. He should only handle house money.

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Re: Jobs that are suitable for bhank
« Reply #499 on: January 20, 2025, 07:24:33 AM »
He needs a remote finance job. Considering his history of losing money through investments, it’s essential that this role doesn’t involve risking his own funds. He should only handle house money.

Whatever temp work he had last is likely done by AI now or will be in the future.

He is just an obsolete Neanderthal living in the modern world at this point.

I mean, he’s a Mensa genius  8)