LOL, get a load of this guy. The undisputed king of mental gymnastics once again trying to rephrase his way out of reality.
He wasn't kicked out! They just 'let him go.'
I served 14 months and I was not kicked out.
I wasn't kicked out either again General Discharge idiot. Please come see me if you would like to compare DD214
I finished my deployment in Kosovo. I was then let go when we returned to Germany.
Commanding officer: 'Ah, Horseshit Hankins! Come in. Great job in Kosovo. Really impressive work on the takedown team and randomly shooting at people who were out of range. I'm afraid we are going to have to let you go.'
Horseshit Hankins: 'But sir! I hiked up and down the mountains with a mortar! I want to go to Iraq and Afghan! (
Brian's voice now hits 6,000 Hz.) I WANT TO JOIN SPECIAL FORCES!'
Commanding officer: I know, son, but it's the drug test, you see. Turns out you're a useless junkie. Now, I don't want you to think of this as getting kicked out, but you've failed to meet the very basic standards for employment, and we are tearing up your contract. You also don't have to do your mandatory reserve service because you've demonstrated that you have no integrity. You have the option to face court martial and appeal this decision in court, though.
Horseshit Hankins: (
glassy eyed and sniveling like in his mugshot) 'No, it's okay. I'll just leave. I'm going to up the dose now and bulk to 250lbs. I'll show you. I'll show everyone.'
(
Hankins mumbles something about ducking nonsense and being the toughest man in the valley as he hangs his head in shame and limps away on his gay handicapped cane.)