So you're saying you were discharged for 'medical reasons'?
Waiiiiit a second. Remember how he said he had to jump through all of these hoops to just GET IN. How he had to go to 200 doctors to get the paperwork.
What if...it was discovered that he did some shady shit to just get in...then when it was discovered he did said shady shit they kindly told him to fuck off early from service?
That is what makes it so "fantastical" we wouldn't believe it.