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Anybody know where I can unload a
« on: January 24, 2025, 12:35:59 PM »
40k bottle of remy Martin Louis xiii black pearl grand champagne cognac? If I knew some rich black folks I would try them. Obviously I’m not looking for 40k just asking if anyone here would know a good place to dump it?

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Re: Anybody know where I can unload a
« Reply #1 on: January 24, 2025, 12:38:04 PM »
Rob, c'mon, you know the drill. Chug it on video while making a Getbig callout.

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Re: Anybody know where I can unload a
« Reply #2 on: January 24, 2025, 12:41:32 PM »
If I was a rich man I would make a video doing such a thing hahaha.

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Re: Anybody know where I can unload a
« Reply #3 on: January 24, 2025, 12:44:48 PM »
If I was a rich man I would make a video doing such a thing hahaha.

Did it fall off the back of a lorry? What's the lowest you'd take for it (Getbigger rates)?

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Re: Anybody know where I can unload a
« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2025, 12:47:56 PM »
40k bottle of remy Martin Louis xiii black pearl grand champagne cognac? If I knew some rich black folks I would try them. Obviously I’m not looking for 40k just asking if anyone here would know a good place to dump it?

Bhanks graduation gift.

Not sure it'll keep that long...

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Re: Anybody know where I can unload a
« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2025, 12:50:39 PM »
I’m guessing you are joking, but I worked at a large liquor store on Long Island which was more like a big box store version chain of a liquor store and we had some in the thousands on display but nothing like this.

If they got a deal maybe a store like that would be interested.


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Re: Anybody know where I can unload a
« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2025, 12:53:23 PM »
I’m guessing you are joking, but I worked at worked at large liquor store on Long Island which was more like a big box store store version chain of a liquor store and we had some in the thousands on display but nothing like this.

If they got a deal maybe a store like that would be interested.

No joke. I entered a raffle at a casino a few weeks ago and they called me this morning and said I won. So I have to pick it up Monday. I do enjoy a glass of Johnnie blue on occasion but this is above my pay grade.

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Re: Anybody know where I can unload a
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2025, 12:54:28 PM »
Did it fall off the back of a lorry? What's the lowest you'd take for it (Getbigger rates)?

I would have to think of a getbigger price. Maybe just some nudes and trimming of my bushes and of course a soiled Mr Olympia thong.

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Re: Anybody know where I can unload a
« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2025, 12:57:12 PM »
I would have to think of a getbigger price. Maybe just some nudes and trimming of my bushes and of course a soiled Mr Olympia thong.
Honestly.
How much better can it be compared to that Blue Label?

I too would sell it if someone was willing to buy. Since you got it basically free then maybe couple of grand less than listed price?

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Re: Anybody know where I can unload a
« Reply #9 on: January 24, 2025, 12:58:42 PM »
Honestly.
How much better can it be compared to that Blue Label?

I too would sell it if someone was willing to buy. Since you got it basically free then maybe couple of grand less than listed price?

Yeah I’m not a cognac guy at all so to me the blue label is way better. I would take much less than 40k prob 20k.

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Re: Anybody know where I can unload a
« Reply #10 on: January 24, 2025, 01:01:45 PM »
Uncle Joon?

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Re: Anybody know where I can unload a
« Reply #11 on: January 24, 2025, 01:03:38 PM »
No joke. I entered a raffle at a casino a few weeks ago and they called me this morning and said I won. So I have to pick it up Monday. I do enjoy a glass of Johnnie blue on occasion but this is above my pay grade.

Very surprised this contest wasn’t rigged for the bottle to go to the biggest, blackest pit boss in the building

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Re: Anybody know where I can unload a
« Reply #12 on: January 24, 2025, 01:08:02 PM »
40k bottle of remy Martin Louis xiii black pearl grand champagne cognac? If I knew some rich black folks I would try them. Obviously I’m not looking for 40k just asking if anyone here would know a good place to dump it?
     I looked on ebay. they only sell the mty bottle for 300-400 dollar range. Maybe try a high end auction house.
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Re: Anybody know where I can unload a
« Reply #13 on: January 24, 2025, 01:13:09 PM »
Very surprised this contest wasn’t rigged for the bottle to go to the biggest, blackest pit boss in the building

Right,haha. I’ve never won a raffle in my life so I was very surprised when I got the call. My casino host/rep was so excited to tell me and the first thing I said was is there a cash option or even casino cash play option instead haha. I then said could I  get the value in Johnnie blue bottles which would be 160 bottles.

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Re: Anybody know where I can unload a
« Reply #14 on: January 24, 2025, 01:13:34 PM »
     I looked on ebay. they only sell the mty bottle for 300-400 dollar range. Maybe try a high end auction house.

Funk, are you inferring that Big Rob is a liar?

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Re: Anybody know where I can unload a
« Reply #15 on: January 24, 2025, 01:14:50 PM »
Right,haha. I’ve never won a raffle in my life so I was very surprised when I got the call. My casino host/rep was so excited to tell me and the first thing I said was is there a cash option or even casino cash play option instead haha. I then said couldn’t get the value in Johnnie blue bottles which would be 160 bottles.

Hahaha would’ve asked the exact same thing

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Re: Anybody know where I can unload a
« Reply #16 on: January 24, 2025, 01:19:08 PM »
Funk, are you inferring that Big Rob is a liar?

This is true.  The bottle itself is a big collection thing. Even the empty display boxes it comes in go for a good bit.

My buddy that owns bars here has a house policy that if you purchase the last measured shot in the bottle ($375) you get the bottle at stopper free. 

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Re: Anybody know where I can unload a
« Reply #17 on: January 24, 2025, 01:24:49 PM »
Funk, are you inferring that Big Rob is a liar?
  No, just saying even  the empty bottle itself goes for big bucks for an empty bottle. you might get true value for it at a high end auction.
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Re: Anybody know where I can unload a
« Reply #18 on: January 24, 2025, 01:26:08 PM »
I would have to think of a getbigger price. Maybe just some nudes and trimming of my bushes and of course a soiled Mr Olympia thong.

Ahem, the correct answer was:

"What the fuck is a LORRY? We speak American here, you fucking foreign fuck"
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Re: Anybody know where I can unload a
« Reply #19 on: January 24, 2025, 01:27:17 PM »
It's a big pain in the ass to sell something like this. You need to find a buyer or auction house with a liquor license to buy it or resell it for you. If you want to sell it for the best price, you really need to go through an auction house because of the liquor license requirement.

Goofy website, but these guys were considered a big one -

https://cognacauction.com/home-cognac .

Maybe shoot them an email.

Edit, this is the  other one - https://www.unicornauctions.com/ .

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Re: Anybody know where I can unload a
« Reply #20 on: January 24, 2025, 01:27:47 PM »
Ahem, the correct answer was:

"What the fuck is a LORRY? We speak American here, you fucking foreign fuck"

Hahahaha that’s great.

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Re: Anybody know where I can unload a
« Reply #21 on: January 24, 2025, 01:38:58 PM »
Hahahaha that’s great.

Rob, please remind Grape to moderate his tone.

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Re: Anybody know where I can unload a
« Reply #22 on: January 24, 2025, 01:42:25 PM »
Rob, please remind Grape to moderate his tone.

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Re: Anybody know where I can unload a
« Reply #23 on: January 24, 2025, 01:44:27 PM »
Rob, please remind Grape to moderate his tone.

he can't  he is sour
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Re: Anybody know where I can unload a
« Reply #24 on: January 24, 2025, 01:50:21 PM »
he can't  he is sour

Couldn't be further from it.
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