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King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: May 04, 2006, 12:14:50 PM »
i was looking through the new Musclemag and it had a pre contest training and diet feature on him and his diet is 11 meals per day and at least 7 of them had a pound of meat so that's 700 grams of protein just from meat then he had a couple of shakes and a couple of 15 egg white meals in there so that's upwards of 900 grams of protein a day, does anyone believe this bullshit?
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Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: May 04, 2006, 12:16:08 PM »
I do, if he changed his name to Jay Cutler.
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Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: May 04, 2006, 12:16:53 PM »
If Kamali ate 7lbs of meat per day he'd be on a toilet nonstop.....hell, he'd have to eat all that meat while on a toilet.


Now, if that article stated he ate 7-10" of manmeat each day then I'd believe it completely.
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Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: May 04, 2006, 12:17:12 PM »
How many of the labels read Krispy Kreme?
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Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: May 04, 2006, 12:18:12 PM »
not only that but each meal had a decent amount of carbs as well, hahahaha.
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Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: May 04, 2006, 12:20:00 PM »
Quote from: Man of Steel on May 04, 2006, 12:16:53 PM
If Kamali ate 7lbs of meat per day he'd be on a toilet nonstop.....hell, he'd have to eat all that meat while on a toilet.


Now, if that article stated he ate 7-10" of manmeat each day then I'd believe it completely.
hahahahahahaha.
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Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2006, 12:20:06 PM »
How many meals he's eating in mac donalds?
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Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2006, 12:21:14 PM »
 ;)
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Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #8 on: May 04, 2006, 12:21:32 PM »
Quote from: Mars on May 04, 2006, 12:20:06 PM
How many meals he's eating in mac donalds?

Depends on how many breaks he gets during his shift.

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Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #9 on: May 04, 2006, 12:22:45 PM »
Quote from: sarcasm on May 04, 2006, 12:14:50 PM
bullshit

This much I agree with.   ;D
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Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: May 04, 2006, 12:24:21 PM »
he's known for grazing, he literally eats all day long...that's why he gets so fat.


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Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #11 on: May 04, 2006, 12:25:44 PM »
Most of that meat he eats isnt swallowed, its licked and sucked
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Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2006, 12:25:50 PM »
Quote from: Matt on May 04, 2006, 12:22:45 PM
This much I agree with.   ;D
hahahaha, if he ate that much precontest he'd be 350lbs. of fat and he'd have to plug his ass so he could go out and pose without shitting himself, and they wonder why people don't buy Musclemag, why would they print such nonsense.
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Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2006, 12:27:08 PM »
Quote from: Overload on May 04, 2006, 12:24:21 PM
he's known for grazing, he literally eats all day long...that's why he gets so fat.


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i wouldn't call 14-16 ounces of steak or chicken with rice or potato to be "grazing" that's a full on meal.
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Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #14 on: May 04, 2006, 12:27:54 PM »
Haha can you imagine he's up for his last midnight meal and when he's arriving at the local mac donalds it's closed, he bangs with his fist on the door screaming "OPEN UP YOU BITCHES, I FUCKING NEED MY LAST MEAL  OF THE DAY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!" one moment of silence.. "DON'T YOU FUCKING KNOW WHO I AM?? I AM KING KAMALI, I AM A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BITCHES BETTER OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR OR I BURN DOWN THIS PLACE"

haha.
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Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2006, 12:28:42 PM »
It looks as though we're concluding that Tamali is a lying sack of steaming dogcrap.
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Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2006, 12:29:33 PM »
Quote from: Mars on May 04, 2006, 12:27:54 PM
Haha can you imagine he's up for his last midnight meal and when he's arriving at the local mac donalds it's closed, he bangs with his fist on the door screaming "OPEN UP YOU BITCHES, I FUCKING NEED MY LAST MEAL  OF THE DAY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!" one moment of silence.. "DON'T YOU FUCKING KNOW WHO I AM?? I AM KING KAMALI, I AM A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BITCHES BETTER OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR OR I BURN DOWN THIS PLACE"

haha.


AHAHHHAAHAHAHA!!!!    Classic work Mars!!!  AHAHAH!!!
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Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2006, 12:29:47 PM »
Quote from: Man of Steel on May 04, 2006, 12:28:42 PM
It looks as though we're concluding that Tamali is a lying sack of steaming dogcrap.

You mean he's not 295 lbs @ 5% bf?
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Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2006, 12:30:00 PM »
Quote from: Man of Steel on May 04, 2006, 12:28:42 PM
It looks as though we're concluding that Tamali is a lying sack of steaming dogcrap.
the sad thing is that there are some young jackasses that will try to duplicate that diet just as it's outlined and end up with colitis, hahaha.
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Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: May 04, 2006, 12:30:29 PM »
If he ate that much he might actually grow some arms.
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Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2006, 12:31:35 PM »
Quote from: Mars on May 04, 2006, 12:27:54 PM
Haha can you imagine he's up for his last midnight meal and when he's arriving at the local mac donalds it's closed, he bangs with his fist on the door screaming "OPEN UP YOU BITCHES, I FUCKING NEED MY LAST MEAL  OF THE DAY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!" one moment of silence.. "DON'T YOU FUCKING KNOW WHO I AM?? I AM KING KAMALI, I AM A PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU BITCHES BETTER OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR OR I BURN DOWN THIS PLACE"

haha.
hahahaha, yes Mars then he puts on his customized weight belt and picks up a 10lb. rock and throws it through the window and starts hitting most musculars.
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Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2006, 12:34:32 PM »
Haha i really see him doing that in his offseason look, with his tank top and the sweat dripping from his face because of all the anger.
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Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2006, 12:40:50 PM »
Quote from: dseiler on May 04, 2006, 12:16:08 PM
I do, if he changed his name to Jay Cutler.
Yup. Jay is VERY disciplined with his diet. Like clock work.
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Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2006, 12:42:22 PM »
Quote from: Slick Vic on May 04, 2006, 12:40:50 PM
Yup. Jay is VERY disciplined with his diet. Like clock work.
even Jay doesn't eat anywhere near that much.
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Re: King Kamali's diet!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2006, 12:43:45 PM »
Yah like someone posted earlier, some young kid is going to try this shit and become a real monster!
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