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Has David HASSELHOFF been skipping legday lately?
« on: January 28, 2025, 12:41:55 AM »
Dude def lost some of the outer sweep on his quads and some thickness in the adductor area


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Re: Has David HASSELHOFF been skipping legday lately?
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2025, 01:32:19 AM »
Well, he's 6 ft 4 (193 cm) and now 72 years old. I guess he has better things on his mind than to worry about what people who he doesn't even know may think about his legs.

He's quite a poor singer and actor, so he definitely made the most out of his limited talent.

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Re: Has David HASSELHOFF been skipping legday lately?
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2025, 01:59:28 AM »
Well, he's 6 ft 4 (193 cm) and now 72 years old. I guess he has better things on his mind than to worry about what people who he doesn't even know may think about his legs.

He's quite a poor singer and actor, so he definitely made the most out of his limited talent.

I believe he was relevant in Germany for many years.

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Re: Has David HASSELHOFF been skipping legday lately?
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2025, 02:18:33 AM »
Dude def lost some of the outer sweep on his quads and some thickness in the adductor area



His days of having Platzesque quads are long gone. ::)

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Re: Has David HASSELHOFF been skipping legday lately?
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2025, 02:48:41 AM »
His days of having Platzesque quads are long gone. ::)

His quads have never been his strongest bodypart to begin with




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Re: Has David HASSELHOFF been skipping legday lately?
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2025, 02:50:37 AM »
His quads have never been his strongest bodypart to begin with





He had no strong body parts except his face.

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Re: Has David HASSELHOFF been skipping legday lately?
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2025, 03:43:06 AM »
He had no strong body parts except his face.

he could have used a robcguns trap routine

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Re: Has David HASSELHOFF been skipping legday lately?
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2025, 03:49:13 AM »
he could have used a robcguns trap routine

Haha definitely.

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Re: Has David HASSELHOFF been skipping legday lately?
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2025, 05:15:55 AM »
I think he sings pretty well.  Probably auto-tuned a bit but they all use it.

He's really popular over in Europe and especially in Germany.

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Re: Has David HASSELHOFF been skipping legday lately?
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2025, 05:52:08 AM »
                ;D.                                     ;D

No homo !!!!



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Re: Has David HASSELHOFF been skipping legday lately?
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2025, 06:14:24 AM »
His quads have never been his strongest bodypart to begin with


I know. I was was being sarcastic towards your thread title, given that he never trained legs in his life.

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Re: Has David HASSELHOFF been skipping legday lately?
« Reply #11 on: January 28, 2025, 07:29:25 AM »
I know. I was was being sarcastic towards your thread title, given that he never trained legs in his life.

By the looks of him in baywat h he never trained anything.

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Re: Has David HASSELHOFF been skipping legday lately?
« Reply #12 on: January 28, 2025, 07:52:08 AM »
By the looks of him in baywat h he never trained anything.

I'll bet he trained his eyes on all the cocks that were bobbing around in those red shorts. There's no way you could spend decades on that set and not have at least a handful of sexual harassment charges unless you're a raving homo.

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Re: Has David HASSELHOFF been skipping legday lately?
« Reply #13 on: January 28, 2025, 07:54:01 AM »
By the looks of him in baywat h he never trained anything.

He had a very balanced physique with no overpowering bodyparts. He'd have won every symmetry round in every pro show he entered.

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Re: Has David HASSELHOFF been skipping legday lately?
« Reply #14 on: January 28, 2025, 08:33:08 AM »
Don't hassle the hoff about his quads!
Always seemed like a good guy,  rumour has it he was on the sauce for baywatch ;D

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Re: Has David HASSELHOFF been skipping legday lately?
« Reply #15 on: January 28, 2025, 08:46:42 AM »

David "Hasselhoffs" has always used the "Dreiländereck"(Switzerland, Germany, Austria) to make some good dough.
I think the asslicker(devoid of shame) even moved from Britain to Austria "to be nearer to his fanbase".
He does nearly every gig and charges little money for bookings - I think he's even lower in demand than Mickey Rourke who's been a bottom feeder for a quarter of a century now.
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Re: Has David HASSELHOFF been skipping legday lately?
« Reply #16 on: January 28, 2025, 12:44:32 PM »
His quads have never been his strongest bodypart to begin with




All I see in that pic is fine pussy and you’re focused on a mans quads, you are an ABSOLUTE BOTTOM BITCH COCK SUCKER.
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Re: Has David HASSELHOFF been skipping legday lately?
« Reply #17 on: January 28, 2025, 02:47:51 PM »
Well, he's 6 ft 4 (193 cm) and now 72 years old. I guess he has better things on his mind than to worry about what people who he doesn't even know may think about his legs.

He's quite a poor singer and actor, so he definitely made the most out of his limited talent.

Great actor in StarCrash though

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Re: Has David HASSELHOFF been skipping legday lately?
« Reply #18 on: January 28, 2025, 02:57:33 PM »
Yasmine spilled over a bit:


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Re: Has David HASSELHOFF been skipping legday lately?
« Reply #19 on: January 28, 2025, 07:32:26 PM »
Fortress has no bad feelings about The Hoff.

He starred in Night Rider, as well, so there’s that.

His singing voice is entirely underwhelming, but he has made something of it, kinda, so good on him.

Dude’s Cheesemaster General, though. No doubt.

No, David’s OK.

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Re: Has David HASSELHOFF been skipping legday lately?
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2025, 07:47:05 PM »
I must admit I’m a big hoff fan. I watch batch quite a bit. Hahaha prob pretty embarrassing but I do enjoy some baywatch here and there.

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Re: Has David HASSELHOFF been skipping legday lately?
« Reply #21 on: January 28, 2025, 08:24:39 PM »
I must admit I’m a big hoff fan. I watch batch quite a bit. Hahaha prob pretty embarrassing but I do enjoy some baywatch here and there.

The Hoff is great

Beside Baywatch i grew up with Knight Rider


StarCrash was a great movie as well, epic acting by The Hoff
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Re: Has David HASSELHOFF been skipping legday lately?
« Reply #22 on: January 29, 2025, 12:18:49 AM »
Fortress has no bad feelings about The Hoff.

He starred in Night Rider, as well, so there’s that.

His singing voice is entirely underwhelming, but he has made something of it, kinda, so good on him.

Dude’s Cheesemaster General, though. No doubt.

No, David’s OK.
Loved watching Night Rider right after Dukes of Hazard every Friday night as a kid.

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Re: Has David HASSELHOFF been skipping legday lately?
« Reply #23 on: January 29, 2025, 03:12:13 AM »
David "Hasselhoffs" has always used the "Dreiländereck"(Switzerland, Germany, Austria) to make some good dough.
I think the asslicker(devoid of shame) even moved from Britain to Austria "to be nearer to his fanbase".
He does nearly every gig and charges little money for bookings - I think he's even lower in demand than Mickey Rourke who's been a bottom feeder for a quarter of a century now.


He partly is of German ancestry, so those locations make sense:

https://crestsandarms.com/pages/hasselhoff-family-crest-coat-of-arms#:~:text=Hasselhoff%20is%20a%20German%20surname,farmstead%20surrounded%20by%20hazel%20trees.


Hasselhoff name meaning and origin
Hasselhoff is a German surname that carries a rich history. It's a compound of two elements: 'Hasel', meaning hazel, and 'Hof', meaning farm or court. Therefore, the name Hasselhoff can be interpreted as 'hazel farm', likely referring to a place where hazel trees were grown or a farmstead surrounded by hazel trees. This suggests that the original bearers of the name may have lived or worked in such a location.



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Re: Has David HASSELHOFF been skipping legday lately?
« Reply #24 on: January 29, 2025, 09:32:33 AM »

He partly is of German ancestry, so those locations make sense:

https://crestsandarms.com/pages/hasselhoff-family-crest-coat-of-arms#:~:text=Hasselhoff%20is%20a%20German%20surname,farmstead%20surrounded%20by%20hazel%20trees.


Hasselhoff name meaning and origin
Hasselhoff is a German surname that carries a rich history. It's a compound of two elements: 'Hasel', meaning hazel, and 'Hof', meaning farm or court. Therefore, the name Hasselhoff can be interpreted as 'hazel farm', likely referring to a place where hazel trees were grown or a farmstead surrounded by hazel trees. This suggests that the original bearers of the name may have lived or worked in such a location.

Interesting - but for the Hoff it's all about the money. He would move to Uganda if it filled his dusty purse.
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