
???This Danimal really broke your heart, huh? It's best not to make it so obvious. It's been awhile. You should try to move on.
What's so funny about this dildo-pedo, aka royalty, is how he just completely annihilate himself with his responses.
Like. What exactly about having children is something that's so hard to believe? I mean it's hard to believe royalty's parents conceived- normally two retards aren't allowed to for the obvious reason that their offspring will be even more retarded, which is what happened, but I digress. Simply put: royalty can't imagine what it even takes to procreate, he has never ever, in his entire life, been close to the act of "doing it."
It's no wonder he fell so hard for this danimal character.