Yeah, but today you can remember like 10 great quotes from it.
And 120lb Wade Garrett being the toughest bouncer in the land is amazing.
But that is the problem, can't recreate the over campiness of these classics, Robocop, etc......so it falls short, especially when they change the characters, like you said about S&H.
Wade Garrett Quotes:
Wade Garrett : I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead.
Wade Garrett : What's the matter? Still living in the past, aren't ya? We're a long way from Memphis.
Dalton : Memphis has nothing to do with it.
Wade Garrett : BULLSHIT. That dog won't hunt. I can't believe you're still draggin' that shit around with ya. It seems to me, you'd be a little more... philosophical about it. AND CUT IT THE FUCK LOOSE. You know, that fucking cu-... that *girl* never told you she was married. DID SHE? And when a man sticks a gun in yer face, you got two choices; you can die or you can KILL THE guy.
Wade Garrett : That gal's got entirely too many brains to have an ass like that.
Wade Garrett : [Eyeing the sign over the Double Deuce] The Double Douche!
Wade Garrett : This place has a sign hangin' over the urinal that says, "Don't eat the big white mint".
Wade Garrett : You got a skinny little runt named Dalton working here?
Doc : Is this the part where you tell me what a great guy your friend is?
Wade Garrett : Not hardly. This is the part where I tell you I want you for myself.
Doc : [laughs]
Dalton : Oh, yo. Whatever he's saying, you can be fairly sure it's a lie.
Wade Garrett : [giving Dalton a look and her a longer look] Don't bet on it.
Mountain : You wanna fight, dickless?
Wade Garrett : Well, I sure ain't gonna show you my dick.
Carrie : Who is that guy?
Cody, Band Singer at Double Deuce : Ladies and gentlemen... Wade Garrett.
Hank : Holy shit!
Wade Garrett : Exactly right.
Wade Garrett : [punches Mountain in the groin and then cracks his knee] God damn that hurts doesn't it?
Wade Garrett : [to Dalton after the fight with Wesley's men] Same town, new story, huh, pal? Let's get a beer.