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Does anyone understand Samson Dauda?
« on: March 11, 2025, 10:12:43 AM »
I tried watching a Samson Dauda video, and I swear I understood like three words. The man sounds like he’s dropping the hardest bodybuilding wisdom, but for all I know, he could be reciting his grocery list. I turned on YouTube subtitles but even they tapped out.

It got so bad that the captions started randomly throwing in “protein” and “mass” like it was desperately trying to do its job. Pretty sure the algorithm had a meltdown and started generating hieroglyphics.

Wouldn’t be surprised if Samson is speaking in some lost bodybuilding dialect that only Dorian Yates and the spirit of Franco Columbu can decipher. Someone get this man a translator or a whiteboard so he can write down whatever the hell he’s trying to say

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Re: Does anyone understand Samson Dauda?
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2025, 10:13:49 AM »
I tried watching a Samson Dauda video, and I swear I understood like three words. The man sounds like he’s dropping the hardest bodybuilding wisdom, but for all I know, he could be reciting his grocery list. I turned on YouTube subtitles but even they tapped out.

It got so bad that the captions started randomly throwing in “protein” and “mass” like it was desperately trying to do its job. Pretty sure the algorithm had a meltdown and started generating hieroglyphics.

Wouldn’t be surprised if Samson is speaking in some lost bodybuilding dialect that only Dorian Yates and the spirit of Franco Columbu can decipher. Someone get this man a translator or a whiteboard so he can write down whatever the hell he’s trying to say

was it three or "like three"?

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Re: Does anyone understand Samson Dauda?
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2025, 10:58:09 AM »
That is why he lost to Derek.His Polish  wife understood more tren  instead of more tan.

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Re: Does anyone understand Samson Dauda?
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2025, 12:13:00 PM »
Maybe his Wife is doing the talking



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Re: Does anyone understand Samson Dauda?
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2025, 12:13:58 PM »
His Transformation

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Re: Does anyone understand Samson Dauda?
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2025, 12:20:49 PM »
I tried watching a Samson Dauda video, and I swear I understood like three words. The man sounds like he’s dropping the hardest bodybuilding wisdom, but for all I know, he could be reciting his grocery list. I turned on YouTube subtitles but even they tapped out.

It got so bad that the captions started randomly throwing in “protein” and “mass” like it was desperately trying to do its job. Pretty sure the algorithm had a meltdown and started generating hieroglyphics.

Wouldn’t be surprised if Samson is speaking in some lost bodybuilding dialect that only Dorian Yates and the spirit of Franco Columbu can decipher. Someone get this man a translator or a whiteboard so he can write down whatever the hell he’s trying to say
  Sounds like Swahili or something like that.
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Re: Does anyone understand Samson Dauda?
« Reply #6 on: March 11, 2025, 12:32:32 PM »
It's pidgen English isn't it?
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Re: Does anyone understand Samson Dauda?
« Reply #7 on: March 11, 2025, 12:38:54 PM »
Huge heed

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Re: Does anyone understand Samson Dauda?
« Reply #8 on: March 11, 2025, 01:44:38 PM »
Know a guy that when he is on gh, his tongue grows and it makes him hard to understand.  Not that he says anything interesting.

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Re: Does anyone understand Samson Dauda?
« Reply #9 on: March 11, 2025, 03:03:13 PM »
Saw him in Factory gym in Essex last year.
He seemed fascinated by some rugby guy training neck.