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Classic Physique Repetitive Black Posing Trunks
« on: March 23, 2025, 07:18:26 AM »
Anybody else think they would have been better off allowing the Classic Physique guys to stick with traditional thongs? No other class, women or the or the other men’s classes are regimented like that (revenue opportunity?). They probably wanted an obvious distinction from Men’s Open but it reduces the excitement quotient and tends to conceal glutes and leg tie-ins.

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Re: Classic Physique Repetitive Black Posing Trunks
« Reply #1 on: March 23, 2025, 07:31:43 AM »
Classic physique should have classic draws, circa 40's - early 80's. That being said, they should allow them to pick different classic colors.

It does bring up an interesting question, which bodybuilders started the smaller thong snowball? Looking over some Olympia pics, 83 or 84, you really start to see the suits starting to creep up.

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Re: Classic Physique Repetitive Black Posing Trunks
« Reply #2 on: March 23, 2025, 07:41:57 AM »
everyone should wear black for the judging, they can wear their glittery thongs for the fags who come for the night show if they like



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Re: Classic Physique Repetitive Black Posing Trunks
« Reply #3 on: March 23, 2025, 07:42:16 AM »
Classic physique should have classic draws, circa 40's - early 80's. That being said, they should allow them to pick different classic colors.

It does bring up an interesting question, which bodybuilders started the smaller thong snowball? Looking over some Olympia pics, 83 or 84, you really start to see the suits starting to creep up.

You have studied the history. How about Roy Callendar 1984?

https://www.google.com/search?q=roy+callendar+youtube&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:9d149d3c,vid:StTDKwHZh8o,st:0

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Re: Classic Physique Repetitive Black Posing Trunks
« Reply #4 on: March 23, 2025, 07:57:57 AM »
You have studied the history. How about Roy Callendar 1984?

https://www.google.com/search?q=roy+callendar+youtube&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:9d149d3c,vid:StTDKwHZh8o,st:0

Yeah, he was definitely one of the forerunners, I think 84 is the year you definitely see the change in cut. They need to define the what they think is the classic era. If it includes through the 80's, early 90's, then perhaps it should be competitions choice, with the stipulation that it it includes reasonable crotch and glute coverage (the latter especially, I think that causes the most trouble for viewers).

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Re: Classic Physique Repetitive Black Posing Trunks
« Reply #5 on: March 23, 2025, 08:28:36 AM »
Yeah, he was definitely one of the forerunners, I think 84 is the year you definitely see the change in cut. They need to define the what they think is the classic era. If it includes through the 80's, early 90's, then perhaps it should be competitions choice, with the stipulation that it it includes reasonable crotch and glute coverage (the latter especially, I think that causes the most trouble for viewers).

“Crotch and glute coverage” would be touchy on how they would write it up and police it. And the wrong schmoes might sign up to do the inspections at weigh-in, etc.

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Re: Classic Physique Repetitive Black Posing Trunks
« Reply #6 on: March 23, 2025, 08:31:36 AM »
“Crotch and glute coverage” would be touchy on how they would write it up and police it. And the wrong schmoes might sign up to do the inspections at weigh-in, etc.
hahaha imagine the job description on the advert.

Person required to manage and maintain decency of competitors through the thorough inspection of posing trunks ensuring privates are fully concealed and rear ends are covered by a minimum of 75%

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Re: Classic Physique Repetitive Black Posing Trunks
« Reply #7 on: March 23, 2025, 08:37:04 AM »
hahaha imagine the job description on the advert.

Person required to manage and maintain decency of competitors through the thorough inspection of posing trunks ensuring privates are fully concealed and rear ends are covered by a minimum of 75%

Imagine sending in your résumé’s Objectives Statement on why you personally have the skill set and passion to do the crotch and glute inspections. And I would not want to be the HR person assigned to interview that lineup of job candidates.

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Re: Classic Physique Repetitive Black Posing Trunks
« Reply #8 on: March 23, 2025, 10:33:07 AM »
Imagine sending in your résumé’s Objectives Statement on why you personally have the skill set and passion to do the crotch and glute inspections. And I would not want to be the HR person assigned to interview that lineup of job candidates.

There's a few candidates on this board who would be eager to do that job for free. !!

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Re: Classic Physique Repetitive Black Posing Trunks
« Reply #9 on: March 23, 2025, 10:55:07 AM »
There's a few candidates on this board who would be eager to do that job for free. !!

My advice to us them would be to stress their own competitive background, their concern for the image of the sport, and their discrete professionalism during the thong evaluations that the official policies mandate.


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Re: Classic Physique Repetitive Black Posing Trunks
« Reply #10 on: March 23, 2025, 10:56:17 AM »
There's a few candidates on this board who would be eager to do that job for free. !!

Affeman, Royalty, King Jizzo, and DJ dick shelf come to mind.

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Re: Classic Physique Repetitive Black Posing Trunks
« Reply #11 on: March 23, 2025, 11:04:01 AM »
Affeman, Royalty, King Jizzo, and DJ dick shelf come to mind.

But if interested, Royalty should not present his 1980 semen evaluations as a qualification.

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Re: Classic Physique Repetitive Black Posing Trunks
« Reply #12 on: March 23, 2025, 11:57:14 AM »
Anybody else think they would have been better off allowing the Classic Physique guys to stick with traditional thongs? No other class, women or the or the other men’s classes are regimented like that (revenue opportunity?). They probably wanted an obvious distinction from Men’s Open but it reduces the excitement quotient and tends to conceal glutes and leg tie-ins.


Are you gay?

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Re: Classic Physique Repetitive Black Posing Trunks
« Reply #13 on: March 23, 2025, 12:10:57 PM »
Affeman, Royalty, King Jizzo, and DJ dick shelf come to mind.

Along with Abe G, Prime, LurkingforCock

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Re: Classic Physique Repetitive Black Posing Trunks
« Reply #14 on: March 23, 2025, 01:17:09 PM »
Anybody else think they would have been better off allowing the Classic Physique guys to stick with traditional thongs? No other class, women or the or the other men’s classes are regimented like that (revenue opportunity?). They probably wanted an obvious distinction from Men’s Open but it reduces the excitement quotient and tends to conceal glutes and leg tie-ins.

Glutes do not matter in Classic. They were even intentionally fully covered by the original posing shorts/trunks

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Re: Classic Physique Repetitive Black Posing Trunks
« Reply #15 on: March 23, 2025, 01:26:31 PM »
Glutes do not matter in Classic. They were even intentionally fully covered by the original posing shorts/trunks

They definitely matter, every top guy has to have peeled glutes on display.

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Re: Classic Physique Repetitive Black Posing Trunks
« Reply #16 on: March 23, 2025, 01:32:22 PM »
They definitely matter, every top guy has to have peeled glutes on display.
pretty much this

Judges these days are always waiting for competitors to turn around , they think glue condition means oveal condition

Guys these days have ripped glutes and bloated striation free delts and pecs

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Re: Classic Physique Repetitive Black Posing Trunks
« Reply #17 on: March 23, 2025, 02:23:55 PM »
They definitely matter, every top guy has to have peeled glutes on display.

Assuming it's IFFBB classic then no, they don't matter at all. They are even banned from hiking up their trunks to show their glutes and 3/4 of their glutes must be covered as a minimum. People have just been conditioned to think they matter cos of open and 212s.

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Re: Classic Physique Repetitive Black Posing Trunks
« Reply #18 on: March 23, 2025, 02:36:10 PM »
Assuming it's IFFBB classic then no, they don't matter at all. They are even banned from hiking up their trunks to show their glutes and 3/4 of their glutes must be covered as a minimum. People have just been conditioned to think they matter cos of open and 212s.


why wasnt Bumstead disqualified or marked down?

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Re: Classic Physique Repetitive Black Posing Trunks
« Reply #19 on: March 23, 2025, 02:37:27 PM »
Assuming it's IFFBB classic then no, they don't matter at all. They are even banned from hiking up their trunks to show their glutes and 3/4 of their glutes must be covered as a minimum. People have just been conditioned to think they matter cos of open and 212s.

You are pleased to announce that you got the thong inspector job at Open weigh-in. We can count on you to police the situation in line with policy. But good question raised above on Bumstead. Where were you?

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Re: Classic Physique Repetitive Black Posing Trunks
« Reply #20 on: March 23, 2025, 02:40:28 PM »
Nonsense, what planet are you on, Nibru?
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Re: Classic Physique Repetitive Black Posing Trunks
« Reply #21 on: March 23, 2025, 02:49:53 PM »
Nonsense, what planet are you on, Nibru?
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We all know they dont stick to their own rules and standards

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Re: Classic Physique Repetitive Black Posing Trunks
« Reply #22 on: March 23, 2025, 02:53:39 PM »
Because the judges want to see ripped glutes in Classic, top 2 asses are shredded, I should get this job no homo.

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Re: Classic Physique Repetitive Black Posing Trunks
« Reply #23 on: March 23, 2025, 03:41:02 PM »
Of course glute shreds are judged. It's probably the single most important thing to have in classic and I don't even follow it at all but have picked this up anyway. This should be obvious ???

BB is gay but different colored trunks makes it even more so. Hey, look at my crotch area.

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Re: Classic Physique Repetitive Black Posing Trunks
« Reply #24 on: March 23, 2025, 03:51:49 PM »
We all know they dont stick to their own rules and standards
hahaha so why bring it up


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