"Jumbo Palumbo", The Dave Palumbo Vanity Project -

[wes]

Agreed.

LOL 

You nut!!!! 

[Rambone]

Bingo my wife left me

At least you’ve still got us!

[Humble Narcissist]

Maybe hush gift to his wife so she does not expose dirt to public that Dave used to wear leather outfit ,cuffs  and let men do their thing.

I can totally see that happening.

[BattleThong]

Less than a minute in and I already saw brutal bicep and back zits. Confirmed to be still sauced up and still severely mentally ill 

[King Shizzo]

I remember about a year ago when we sorting were whether Dave was divorced or not, it was shown in the records that she filed for domestic violence, then walked it back. I also remember that wasn't really violent in the traditional physical sense. It was more she claimed he was just a nasty ragey person to be around.

I'm guessing strong offense, and Dave rolled quick, and will give her most of what she wanted.

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Also, I was checking his Palumbospythons instagram. Tells me these two don't look related -


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That poor bastard.....The things that it must have been witness to....The poor living conditions....The turtle probably isn't faring much better.

[King Shizzo]

Less than a minute in and I already saw brutal bicep and back zits. Confirmed to be still sauced up and still severely mentally ill 

Palumbo is like your favorite plate of chicken wings: "Sauced and Tossed".

[Taffin]

If Dave had a baby with Yvette Bova its delts would be directly on top of its hips

[Rambone]

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For those who can’t tell, Dave is on the left.

[BattleThong]

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I'm not sure what they were hoping to do with this, and it's not good in the traditional sense, but has some very funny moments. It's a not too well knit together pastiche of Palumbo moments including -

A soul and rap soundtrack that includes such lyrics as "Everybody wants to be freaky" and "Every boy wants striated glutes".

Multiple times he tries to reassure himself and the audience he isn't ugly.

A couple of times he looks like he has Down Syndrome training.

He tries to explain "Palumboism". He gives Getbig no credit. He blames it on being large and not posing well due to injury. You can tell it hurts him.

Trains a schmoe with really bad hair. At one point, he goes something like "You can lose your wife, your kids, but training with Dave will make you feel great." 

Dave cries about going to jail.

Dave chats up sushi girls.

Dave met his wife when she started messaging him trying to help him repair a blown quad. She's a P/T.

His giant feet are on display a few times.

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This was filmed after his wife left him, and you can tell he's a sad, lonely dude off camera.

I agree with most of what you said, but not with the in denial about being ugly part. He pretty much aknowledged being ugly, but believes he brings other things to the table such as insights about drugs and nutrition. He expressed as he has done many times before that he considers Mike O'Hearn very attractive. He seemed pretty insecure when the lady asked how old he was. Overall he seems like a man who needs a lot of external validation, even by bb standards. I sense he regrets blowing his quad, meeting his wife, and having children. It was all for nothing and they are skinning him alive. You can tell he stretched his budget with that bmw by the way he flexes it and worries about it.

[joswift]

hahahah I cant believe two getbiggers actually watched it

[Rambone]

hahahah I cant believe two getbiggers actually watched it

Guilty! Had it going in the background but missed some parts. I’m sure they were just as cringey as the ones I saw

[BB]

Palumbo cat arc coming, he's purchased 4 Siberian forest cats -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siberian_cat .

Also a rare Palumbo ethnic theory popped up in the newest live -
 
Irish start out good looking, but don't age well. Italians aren't as good looking, but age well due to their natural greasiness. Also - Johnny Depp, Val Kilmer? Not good looking older guys.

[Rambone]

Palumbo cat arc coming, he's purchased 4 Siberian forest cats -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siberian_cat .

Also a rare Palumbo ethnic theory popped up in the newest live -
 
Irish start out good looking, but don't age well. Italians aren't as good looking, but age well due to their natural greasiness. Also - Johnny Depp, Val Kilmer? Not good looking older guys.

Makes sense. He’s probably going to name them after every good Rocky movie

Rocky 1
Rocky 2
Rocky 3
Rocky 4

[Lartinos]

Makes sense. He’s probably going to name them after every good Rocky movie

Rocky 1
Rocky 2
Rocky 3
Rocky 4

You accidentally put 3 instead of 5.

[webstar]

Palumbo cat arc coming, he's purchased 4 Siberian forest cats -

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Siberian_cat .

Also a rare Palumbo ethnic theory popped up in the newest live -
 
Irish start out good looking, but don't age well. Italians aren't as good looking, but age well due to their natural greasiness. Also - Johnny Depp, Val Kilmer? Not good looking older guys.

Hahaha, I watched:listened to heavy muscle radio and heard this lolol

Why was aceto wearing a jacket at home lol

[Jayel]

What in gods name is that thing on his chest? Everytime he is shirtless you can see it.

Also, his waist is wider than his shoulders.

[mops]

What in gods name is that thing on his chest? Everytime he is shirtless you can see it.

Also, his waist is wider than his shoulders.

pacemaker

[njflex]

He’s a good talker on camera. Seems like a likable guy. Everybody goes through their shit. The shit he put his body through hell to be that massive and eating and abusing all those years and now sitting there with freaking something poking out of your chest for the love of getting big that’s crazy.

[Rambone]

You accidentally put 3 instead of 5.

[Pet shop boys]

I was a little too harsh on my previous comment, but Dave gets on my nerve

That lame  excuses of why he developed that huge gut ,short torso, compressed, too much eating blah blah ..
but not the drugs ?


Makkawy had a shorter torso go tell him that


WooooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh   TA NA KA

[Pet shop boys]

Was it worth it?  If you were Dave - god forbid - would you think everything that has happened to you, legal, health, financial, etc... worth the decision to go the BBing route?  Yeah, he got famous, had his day in the sun, probably made millions (who knows), but right now... was it worth it?


PS - what is this about him getting evicted?

Good point, he could have done much better as a Bodybuilding Jounalist even gain respect within the industry like a Peter McGough but in modern times social media etc ...

Instead, he ended up with tons of surgeries, organs problems and looking like an alien frog 





WooooSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh   LE VRO NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE