Pump Covers Of Peace

If I EVER hear someone say "I`m now gonna remove my pump cover".....................it`s headbutt city,then repeated kicks to the larynx area/vicinity !!
Fucking newbies that have no clue piss me off filming their 500 pound Smith Machine quarter squats and high fiving each other when in reality they couldn`t do 12 ATG squats with 185 without folding like a cheap lawn chair. SMH
Maybe the most tangential connection I've ever made, but here goes LOL
Back when I ran a gym one of the bigger fellas would talk about 'the pump' - a lot - he trained a bit like Vince Taylor - and looked really good. And he was one of the big group of us that hung out, did door work, etc. so we were always having the crack with each other
As gym owner, I had the master key to the lockers, so I waited until when a lot of us were going to be there and I put one of those vacuum penis pumps right there on his top shelf for all to see. He was so surprised he actually pulled the thing out and stared at it for a few seconds before we all cracked up
Man he got some stick after that!
