Hmmmm
“Five short humanoids with ‘large heads and large black eyes’” emerged from the wreckage, the file reports, before fusing together into a “single object”: a spherical shape that emitted a sinister buzzing sound.”
Coach is right to be gravely concerned.
I've never mentioned this to anyone before for fear of being mocked, but I encountered these humanoids once in the mountainous Karakoram region of Afghanistan.
You know the thing about an extraterrestrial humanoid? He's got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes after ya, he don't seem to be living. Until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then... aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the desert turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and rip ya to pieces… in that first dawn, we lost a hundred men. I've... I've said too much. Forget I mentioned anything.
