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Lock Your Locker
« on: April 17, 2025, 11:49:20 AM »
at the gym so many clowns put their shit in the locker, dont lock it then go work out. Its 2025, theres thieves everywhere. Ive decided to teach these morons a cheap lesson so they learn to lock up their valuables. Ill take 1 sock, a shirt, something small that will be missed and throw it in the garbage. Nothing valuable like keys or wallets, just something to make them think twice about leaving shit open. Retards. Lock your locker

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Re: Lock Your Locker
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2025, 12:03:38 PM »
   
   this,  OR you could mind your own business and let natures take its course. :)
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Re: Lock Your Locker
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2025, 12:05:37 PM »
   
   this,  OR you could mind your own business and let natures take its course. :)

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Re: Lock Your Locker
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2025, 12:30:15 PM »
LOL at this thread.

I would be so upset about a missing sock. It would drive me nuts.

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Re: Lock Your Locker
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2025, 12:45:39 PM »
at the gym so many clowns put their shit in the locker, dont lock it then go work out. Its 2025, theres thieves everywhere. Ive decided to teach these morons a cheap lesson so they learn to lock up their valuables. Ill take 1 sock, a shirt, something small that will be missed and throw it in the garbage. Nothing valuable like keys or wallets, just something to make them think twice about leaving shit open. Retards. Lock your locker

So you get caught doing this and get arrested...

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Re: Lock Your Locker
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2025, 12:53:27 PM »
So you get caught doing this and get arrested...

oh nos, getting arrested is sooooo scary, its never happened to me before

get a fucking grip

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Re: Lock Your Locker
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2025, 12:55:13 PM »
at the gym so many clowns put their shit in the locker, dont lock it then go work out. Its 2025, theres thieves everywhere. Ive decided to teach these morons a cheap lesson so they learn to lock up their valuables. Ill take 1 sock, a shirt, something small that will be missed and throw it in the garbage. Nothing valuable like keys or wallets, just something to make them think twice about leaving shit open. Retards. Lock your locker

Oh please. That’s everyone’s choice.

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Re: Lock Your Locker
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2025, 01:15:56 PM »
Oh please. That’s everyone’s choice.

lock your shit up...people like me exist

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Re: Lock Your Locker
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2025, 01:25:09 PM »
lock your shit up...people like me exist

Just don’t take my jock strap please.

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Re: Lock Your Locker
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2025, 01:26:51 PM »
I always jerk off in one of my socks in the locker room

Heads or tails pal....

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Re: Lock Your Locker
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2025, 01:32:10 PM »
Robbies Wet Dream Of Peace   ;D

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Re: Lock Your Locker
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2025, 01:32:58 PM »
I always jerk off in one of my socks in the locker room

Heads or tails pal....

ill take both cause that sounds dreamy,.....errrrrrrrr I mean disgusting  :-X

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Re: Lock Your Locker
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2025, 01:41:40 PM »
ill take both cause that sounds dreamy,.....errrrrrrrr I mean disgusting  :-X
You funny fuckers! ;D

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Re: Lock Your Locker
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2025, 03:11:03 PM »
at the gym so many clowns put their shit in the locker, dont lock it then go work out. Its 2025, theres thieves everywhere. Ive decided to teach these morons a cheap lesson so they learn to lock up their valuables. Ill take 1 sock, a shirt, something small that will be missed and throw it in the garbage. Nothing valuable like keys or wallets, just something to make them think twice about leaving shit open. Retards. Lock your locker


Ha ha ha

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Re: Lock Your Locker
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2025, 03:11:30 PM »
youre a democrat, literally nothing you say is relevant
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Re: Lock Your Locker
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2025, 03:15:05 PM »
youre a democrat, literally nothing you say is relevant


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Re: Lock Your Locker
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2025, 03:25:04 PM »
No, no.... you are doing it all wrong.  You should go to the gym with a shitty ass that hasn't been wiped and use the front of their shirt to wipe your ass.  Then put the shirt back in the locker.  That will REALLY teach them a lesson.  For extra effect do it about 7am to those guys that workout before going to work.  Use their work shirt.  Can you imagine them calling their boss to say they will be late?

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Re: Lock Your Locker
« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2025, 03:30:18 PM »
I once saw Mike Katz lose his wallet during the filming of Pumping Iron in Holyoke Mass.....he was ready to drive back to New Haven and discovered it missing.......He was kind of content with it to a degree.....I guess he figured,fuck it,it`s gone.

On the other hand Jeff King once had his wallet ripped off out of his locker....normally an awesome guy who was very mellow but I never saw him so fucking pissed.....I think if he found out I who did it he would have ripped his head off.

DISCLAIMER FOR THE STUPID AND DUMB: No I didn`t steal Jeffs wallet.

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Re: Lock Your Locker
« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2025, 06:02:11 PM »
oh nos, getting arrested is sooooo scary, its never happened to me before

get a fucking grip

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Re: Lock Your Locker
« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2025, 06:19:03 PM »
I just put my backpack and hoodie in the corner and keep my eyes on them :D

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Re: Lock Your Locker
« Reply #20 on: April 17, 2025, 06:32:50 PM »
Just concerned for your welfare.

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Re: Lock Your Locker
« Reply #21 on: April 17, 2025, 06:34:11 PM »
I once saw Mike Katz lose his waller during the filming of Pumping Iron in Holyoke Mass.....he was ready to drive back to New Haven and discovered it missing.......He was kind of content with it to a degree.....I guess he figured,fuck it,it`s gone.

On the other hand Jeff King once had his wallet ripped off out of his locker....normally an awesome guy who was very mellow but I never saw him so fucking pissed.....I think if he found out I who did it he would have ripped his head off.

DISCLAIMER FOR THE STUPID AND DUMB: No I didn`t steal Jeffs wallet.

I found a waller  :-X :-X

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Re: Lock Your Locker
« Reply #22 on: April 17, 2025, 06:46:00 PM »
I once saw Mike Katz lose his waller during the filming of Pumping Iron in Holyoke Mass.....he was ready to drive back to New Haven and discovered it missing.......He was kind of content with it to a degree.....I guess he figured,fuck it,it`s gone.

On the other hand Jeff King once had his wallet ripped off out of his locker....normally an awesome guy who was very mellow but I never saw him so fucking pissed.....I think if he found out I who did it he would have ripped his head off.

DISCLAIMER FOR THE STUPID AND DUMB: No I didn`t steal Jeffs wallet.

The mod who surreptitiously edited your post is a masterful troll lol

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Re: Lock Your Locker
« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2025, 07:42:27 PM »
I found a waller  :-X :-X
Just noticed that and edited it.........my letters t & y are acting weird lately plus I`m blind even with my glasses on.

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Re: Lock Your Locker
« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2025, 10:47:07 AM »
youre a democrat, literally nothing you say is relevant
  Come on Josh, you know I'm an independent, independently stupid some would say. I know what you're saying though locking your locker takes the temptation away
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