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Matt Canning What In the World
« on: June 16, 2025, 08:35:27 PM »
So  I messaged MattC on facebook (from my fake account) that Im coming through Thunder Bay. Someone, said it was his mom from another account came on and messaged me saying Matt wont be able to message back. I explained who I was and she said she would talk to him and  see if its ok for her to release info about him to me. I never heard from her again, but he is 100% either in jail or the psych ward. Anyways, I cant find matt on facebook anymore and his last instagram post was january 21 so something is definitely up, and I lean jail cause if it was psych ward they get their phones and have access to social media after a bit (or so I heard  :-X :-X)

edit--I found his facebook, last post April 7  https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100069508251538

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2025, 08:50:21 PM »
I have to admit I am friends with him on 2 social media platforms I could message him and find out

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2025, 11:12:18 PM »
His enthusiasm for men in thongs drove him nuts. He's probably somewhere in the nuthouse in a straitjacket bubbling incoherently how Ruhl's 2001 NOC package is still unparalleled at this point :D

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2025, 11:36:08 PM »
I checked his other Facebook account his last message on it is from me 11 weeks ago in feb asking him if he is ok and where he has been. He is no longer able to  accept messages on that account even though it shows we are friends. On his instagram there has been no activity for 6 months and that was again me checking in on him but he did respond at that time his other account has more recent April activity but he is def missing

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #4 on: June 17, 2025, 04:02:11 AM »
Our boy is doing hard time. He had an ongoing case that didn't look promising; even his cut-throat Jewish lawyer couldn't get him out of this one. From what I hear, he's the daddy of the wing now. He's busy licking female warden's slits through the bars and trying to solve the Collatz conjecture.

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #5 on: June 17, 2025, 06:38:11 AM »
Shooting "ropes" through the prison bars perhaps? ;D
Our boy is doing hard time. He had an ongoing case that didn't look promising; even his cut-throat Jewish lawyer couldn't get him out of this one. From what I hear, he's the daddy of the wing now. He's busy licking female warden's slits through the bars and trying to solve the Collatz conjecture.

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #6 on: June 17, 2025, 06:53:21 AM »
Too bad he didn’t go down like his twin in Miami who just went berserk in public.

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #7 on: June 17, 2025, 07:15:59 AM »
Shooting "ropes" through the prison bars perhaps? ;D

Ala Miggs from Silence of The Lambs. “I broke my wrist!”

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #8 on: June 17, 2025, 10:36:38 AM »
so is matt canning really in prison?


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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2025, 12:14:24 PM »
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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2025, 02:37:28 PM »
In matt's mind, those letters were accomplishing........... .........something.
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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #13 on: June 17, 2025, 04:22:13 PM »
I think he is on a business trip.

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #14 on: June 17, 2025, 04:25:49 PM »
Maybe Matt has gone Mangione off-the-grid ahead of a big revolutionary statement



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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #15 on: June 17, 2025, 04:32:51 PM »
Fishy scent

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #16 on: June 17, 2025, 04:45:33 PM »

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #17 on: June 17, 2025, 04:54:06 PM »
I am in/go through Thunder Bay on Friday. Ill take some photographs

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #18 on: June 17, 2025, 05:00:54 PM »
His enthusiasm for men in thongs drove him nuts. He's probably somewhere in the nuthouse in a straitjacket bubbling incoherently how Ruhl's 2001 NOC package is still unparalleled at this point :D

2002 not 2001

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #19 on: June 17, 2025, 05:04:56 PM »
Matt: I hope you are okay.
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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #20 on: June 17, 2025, 06:23:37 PM »
Matt chatting with a woman -

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/488997870_965388825788050_4741380639250974452_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=127cfc&_nc_ohc=TAE5GbP9yysQ7kNvwEumYiA&_nc_oc=AdmwD4A6zVd1TnksPXHxJr2ayP2RHT6sBduFzdHMvTtlqtPTVR91SD74UKtMxKVatzHJGMINacqtN7rFEiDI0tXW&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-lga3-1.xx&_nc_gid=RFUNLFZtIf1XXzZP7MN2vA&oh=00_AfNreBxR30wQlUdia6F61t5YzYDqtpYPZpbk6XL9x0lC7w&oe=685784B5 .

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Matt talking to / getting too comfortable, and vaguely threatening a prosecutor maybe -

1) https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=912705144389752&set=ecnf.100069508251538 .

2) https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=912705177723082&set=ecnf.100069508251538 .

3) https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=912705227723077&set=ecnf.100069508251538 .

4) https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=912705267723073&set=ecnf.100069508251538 .

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100% he talked himself into a problem.

Matt offering to be a vigilante protector to a cop.  I like to envision vigilante Matt completely naked save for a Bane mask(from Dark Knight Rises) armed only with a knife and a rock hard erection.  He also uses the Bane voice to hide his secret identity.  Nobody tell him Bane was the bad guy.

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #21 on: June 17, 2025, 07:11:29 PM »
I like to envision vigilante Matt completely naked save for a Bane mask

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #22 on: June 17, 2025, 08:12:22 PM »
so is matt canning really in prison?

Yeah, I'm not joking. He had a trial after being charged with threatening the Office of the Crown. He kept sending them letters promising to kill anyone who violated his medical privacy rights again. He refused to accept a plea deal and his first lawyer dropped him because he couldn’t handle the walls of text. It all stems from his autism-based mask exemption during the COVID era.

There's a small chance he's just abandoned posting on the internet, but if there's one thing our king of kangz loves, it's typing out a nice tirade. I hope he got a comfy psych ward as opposed to prison.

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #23 on: June 17, 2025, 10:11:43 PM »
Yeah, I'm not joking. He had a trial after being charged with threatening the Office of the Crown. He kept sending them letters promising to kill anyone who violated his medical privacy rights again. He refused to accept a plea deal and his first lawyer dropped him because he couldn’t handle the walls of text. It all stems from his autism-based mask exemption during the COVID era.

There's a small chance he's just abandoned posting on the internet, but if there's one thing our king of kangz loves, it's typing out a nice tirade. I hope he got a comfy psych ward as opposed to prison.

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #24 on: June 17, 2025, 11:23:31 PM »
There's no jail that can hold the Horny King and his 5.45 inch, diamond cutting rod of steel.