Author Topic: Matt Canning What In the World  (Read 4079 times)

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #50 on: June 19, 2025, 06:58:16 AM »

Matt is autistic which is unfortunately a huge disadvantage especially in modern society.

But it's on a spectrum :D

Elon Musk, another autist, has done well...

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #51 on: June 19, 2025, 07:19:50 AM »

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #52 on: June 19, 2025, 09:21:47 AM »
But it's on a spectrum :D

Elon Musk, another autist, has done well...

Matt's autism can't be modeled by scientific means - if a simple graph would be used to express worsening of symptoms it would be a vertical line...  :D
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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #53 on: June 19, 2025, 10:15:41 AM »
I just got off phone with Thunder Bay jail. He is not an inmate. That means hes either federal,more than 2 years, or psych ward

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #54 on: June 19, 2025, 11:00:23 AM »
I just got off phone with Thunder Bay jail. He is not an inmate. That means hes either federal,more than 2 years, or psych ward

Holy fuck. Imagine if they actually threw the book at him and he's in fed, hahaha. Hopefully they have a chain gang; he'd enjoy that.

Would they lock him in a psych ward for this length of time? Seems a bit excessive for a few harmless threats to slit everyone's throats.

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #55 on: June 19, 2025, 12:33:30 PM »
Holy fuck. Imagine if they actually threw the book at him and he's in fed, hahaha. Hopefully they have a chain gain; he'd enjoy that.

Would they lock him in a psych ward for this length of time? Seems a bit excessive for a few harmless threats to slit everyone's throats.

He went from sniffing fishy slits to slitting people’s throats. Talk about 0 to 100

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #56 on: June 19, 2025, 12:37:10 PM »
No jail can hold him, endless supply of ropes

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #57 on: June 19, 2025, 01:34:34 PM »
No jail can hold him, endless supply of ropes

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #58 on: June 19, 2025, 02:17:16 PM »
I just got off phone with Thunder Bay jail. He is not an inmate. That means hes either federal,more than 2 years, or psych ward

Let's hope he's just band from accessing the internet or something

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #59 on: June 19, 2025, 05:12:51 PM »
can anybody find a police report?

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #60 on: June 19, 2025, 08:07:39 PM »
No jail can hold him, endless supply of ropes

Hahahaha  All timer post here!


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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #61 on: June 20, 2025, 09:46:40 AM »
Sometimes you have to ask yourself, ''is it worth it?''  :-\

Just ignoring some occasional annoyances in life could spare jail time, hospitalisation, court cases or worse.


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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #62 on: June 20, 2025, 10:06:26 AM »
Sometimes you have to ask yourself, ''is it worth it?''  :-\

Just ignoring some occasional annoyances in life could spare jail time, hospitalisation, court cases or worse.

especially a few years in federal prison. not worth it at all

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #63 on: June 20, 2025, 11:57:44 AM »
Sometimes you have to ask yourself, ''is it worth it?''  :-\

Just ignoring some occasional annoyances in life could spare jail time, hospitalisation, court cases or worse.



You think he's going that deep into thought on the big picture?

The dude used to rant on facebook about walter sobchak
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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #64 on: June 20, 2025, 12:12:57 PM »
Matt's the kind of guy who dresses in camo and ends up on a rooftop.

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #65 on: June 20, 2025, 06:52:11 PM »
Sometimes you have to ask yourself, ''is it worth it?''  :-\

Just ignoring some occasional annoyances in life could spare jail time, hospitalisation, court cases or worse.



Matt has lower respect for his free time than probably you or I.  He has had so much of it over the last few years.  He's a normal rational sperg that has fermented a bit too long on his own.  I'm sure if he read this, he'd be unhappy with the sentiment but that is because he has convinced himself that the path to righteousness is to completely pursue autonomy, at the detriment of the real freedom he has.  Hopefully, he can calm down and find his way back to normality.

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #66 on: June 20, 2025, 07:08:53 PM »


You think he's going that deep into thought on the big picture?

The dude used to rant on facebook about walter sobchak

Walter hasn't returned yet nor has "Jane". 

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #67 on: June 21, 2025, 04:56:19 AM »
Matt's the kind of guy who dresses in camo and ends up on a rooftop.

Currently Matt's the kind of guy who dresses in fish net tights, heels and sleeps on the top bunk  :'(

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #68 on: June 21, 2025, 05:00:49 AM »
Sometimes you have to ask yourself, ''is it worth it?''  :-\

Just ignoring some occasional annoyances in life could spare jail time, hospitalisation, court cases or worse.


For as much as he professes to hate “them” this type of behavior would be very similar. No thought of the future, just like a toddler. Maybe when they came to arrest him, he “axed to speak to they supervisor”?

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #69 on: June 21, 2025, 05:40:39 AM »
Walter hasn't returned yet nor has "Jane".

Watch him be all three.

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #70 on: June 21, 2025, 05:46:03 AM »
Yeah, I'm not joking. He had a trial after being charged with threatening the Office of the Crown. He kept sending them letters promising to kill anyone who violated his medical privacy rights again. He refused to accept a plea deal and his first lawyer dropped him because he couldn’t handle the walls of text. It all stems from his autism-based mask exemption during the COVID era.

There's a small chance he's just abandoned posting on the internet, but if there's one thing our king of kangz loves, it's typing out a nice tirade. I hope he got a comfy psych ward as opposed to prison.

I remember his rants on here.  Far out.   What I remember most was his ticking time bomb persona where he kept promising to "do something" on a  certain date, then that day would come and he would move the date again, until it passed with him doing nothing and then it was a new date.... it was when the mandate was officially coming to a planned close that he posted "if they didn't do something by (a date that was two months after the end date) then he was going on the attack.  I laughed and pointed out he failed to act on his previous claims and that it was easy to set a date so far in the future to pad his claims - and instantly got multiple DMs from him that were pages long.

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #71 on: June 21, 2025, 06:28:05 AM »
I remember his rants on here.  Far out.   What I remember most was his ticking time bomb persona where he kept promising to "do something" on a  certain date, then that day would come and he would move the date again, until it passed with him doing nothing and then it was a new date.... it was when the mandate was officially coming to a planned close that he posted "if they didn't do something by (a date that was two months after the end date) then he was going on the attack.  I laughed and pointed out he failed to act on his previous claims and that it was easy to set a date so far in the future to pad his claims - and instantly got multiple DMs from him that were pages long.


Hey…you’re not referring to Trump and his “they have two weeks” are you?

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #72 on: June 21, 2025, 07:00:35 AM »

Hey…you’re not referring to Trump and his “they have two weeks” are you?

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Re: Matt Canning What In the World
« Reply #73 on: June 21, 2025, 07:15:09 AM »
Unless he had already committed a violent offence, chances are he got sectioned, ie involuntarily committed.

Autism is usually comorbid with other pathologies, I hope he is getting the treatment he needs wherever he is.