Bhank Gym Status

[IroNat]

Wood Hankins, Esq. has a nice ring to it.

[GymnJuice]

The Campbell School of Law registry shows him using the name Wood Hankins now and not Brian Hankins or Brian Wood Healy Hankins.

Almost like he is trying to distance himself from something other than his butt ugly wife.

 

So many posters warned him not to put his real name and address on here. Instead of admitting his mistake and correcting it he doubled down. And now he is trying to use a different name in the school to avoid either the association with his wife, his past posts here, or his past legal issues under his real name.

[CalorieKing]

So many posters warned him not to put his real name and address on here. Instead of admitting his mistake and correcting it he doubled down. And now he is trying to use a different name in the school to avoid either the association with his wife, his past posts here, or his past legal issues under his real name.

im gonna make a video similar to this but about his past and send it to his school

[Lartinos]

“ 2. Faster Heart Rate and Biological Aging

There’s evidence that a consistently elevated heart rate is associated with:
   •   Increased cardiovascular mortality (faster heart = higher wear and tear).
   •   More oxidative stress and inflammation in the body.
   •   Shorter telomeres, which are linked to biological aging.
   •   Reduced mitochondrial efficiency, making energy metabolism less stable over time.”

[38 returns]

what is funny is Mr Have at it nobody will listen to you

has effectively changed his name as he KNOWS if they get the info he is toast. simply too much baggage from too many places.

so someone searching wood hankins draws a blank more or less

throw in brian healy wood hankins

and he is sunk

[Phantom Spunker]

God, could you imagine being his tutor, reading out the register for class and wondering to yourself what sort of twat goes by the name of 'Wood', then looking up and seeing that gormless fucking penis sat there, dressed like he robbed a Salvation Army mannequin? Beady little raccoon eyes peeping out from under his stupid 'School of Law' baseball cap, shaking like Michael J. Fox from an overdose of maid-prescribed amphetamines as he loudly announces that he'll require special dispensation to leave early every day to eat two lunches and 'train for the worlds' or some such horse shit. What a nightmare.

[Rambone]

Wood Hankins, Esq. has a nice ring to it.

His name already sounds like a successful giant law firm. Wood Healy Hankins, for the injured.

[CalorieKing]

God, could you imagine being his tutor, reading out the register for class and wondering to yourself what sort of twat goes by the name of 'Wood', then looking up and seeing that gormless fucking penis sat there, dressed like he robbed a Salvation Army mannequin? Beady little raccoon eyes peeping out from under his stupid 'School of Law' baseball cap, shaking like Michael J. Fox from an overdose of maid-prescribed amphetamines as he loudly announces that he'll require special dispensation to leave early every day to eat two lunches and 'train for the worlds' or some such horse shit. What a nightmare.

well this is bang on accurate

[tatoo]

i hope some college kid beats the shit out him

[AbrahamG]

i hope some college kid beats the shit out him

Then jerks off on his face.

[Never1AShow]

how many people wondered if he was a bodybuilder?  id bet zero... looks like an old man lol.

How many people wondered why he showed up with a scarecrow?

[Never1AShow]

Wood Hankins, Esq. has a nice ring to it.

I think he’s choosing that so his school email address will be:

whankins@ …

[Skeletor]

The Campbell School of Law registry shows him using the name Wood Hankins now and not Brian Hankins or Brian Wood Healy Hankins.

Almost like he is trying to distance himself from something other than his butt ugly wife.

He thinks his old self can just disappear but a simple search would show who he really is.

[JustPlaneJane]

He thinks his old self can just disappear but a simple search would show who he really is.

So does Hanky qualify for some type of special “Veterans” student loan program ?

That class photo is quite the collection of “my shit don’t stink”, mommy says I’m special, entitled children, including the 60 year old first year in the baseball cap.

[joswift]

God, could you imagine being his tutor, reading out the register for class and wondering to yourself what sort of twat goes by the name of 'Wood', then looking up and seeing that gormless fucking penis sat there, dressed like he robbed a Salvation Army mannequin? Beady little raccoon eyes peeping out from under his stupid 'School of Law' baseball cap, shaking like Michael J. Fox from an overdose of maid-prescribed amphetamines as he loudly announces squeals out in a falsetto voice that he'll require special dispensation to leave early every day to eat two lunches and 'train for the worlds' or some such horse shit. What a nightmare.

fixed

[nobody in particular]

three  things - confession time - original mini diehard fan here. I've had 23 of the bloody things incluiding 2 vans back when I was younger. They go for a small fortune these days

But more importantly biancas teeth are unnaturally straight in that pic with the 25 inch neck guy. Just realised - the druggie has dentures or maybe implants- likely meth mouthed himself there. biologically identical legally prescrobed meth of course. considering the boatload of PEDs he's done over the journey, he REALLY looks like dogshit now

lastly - watched the spencer vid. That poor kid. Brian is an absolute khunt of a parent,needs an intervention through the back of his skull with a pickaxe

[38 returns]

im gonna make a video similar to this but about his past and send it to his school

lovely work

[Flexacon]

I think he’s choosing that so his school email address will be:

whankins@ …

Lol. A very underrated post

[Lartinos]

three  things - confession time - original mini diehard fan here. I've had 23 of the bloody things incluiding 2 vans back when I was younger. They go for a small fortune these days

But more importantly biancas teeth are unnaturally straight in that pic with the 25 inch neck guy. Just realised - the druggie has dentures or maybe implants- likely meth mouthed himself there. biologically identical legally prescrobed meth of course. considering the boatload of PEDs he's done over the journey, he REALLY looks like dogshit now

lastly - watched the spencer vid. That poor kid. Brian is an absolute khunt of a parent,needs an intervention through the back of his skull with a pickaxe

I noticed the wooden teeth too.

I don’t remember what his old teeth looked like though.

He did say he had 3 surgeries so maybe the teeth, gyno, and heart.

[joswift]

I noticed the wooden teeth too.

I don’t remember what his old teeth looked like though.

He did say he had 3 surgeries so maybe the teeth, gyno, and heart.

hs always had those teeth, first two years he was here he never opened his mouth in a photo
It was only during his amphetamine stage when he started tweaking and gurning did his teeth make an appearnce

[webstar]

I Remeber when he first joined I called him out for his yellow/ brown teeth.

Now he has gotten the wooden teeth

[38 returns]

I''ve sent Rev Zachary Sparks who leads worship at Campbell which is a Christian God fearing Campus this thread


https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=676469.0

thanks Brian!

[delon]

Bhank claims original teeth, but the impact of The Lacrosse Incident appears to vary according to the point & level of bravado he is attempting to show

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I actually missed my dental apt this morning but I still have all my chompers

The guy literally had slave teeth he paid the dentist money to pull the slaves teeth to make him dentures they have the actual dental records and receipts slave teeth not wooden dude was a sick bastard. He also sold their teeth at profit to others

https://www.mountvernon.org/george-washington/health/washingtons-teeth/george-washington-and-slave-teeth/

https://daily.jstor.org/were-george-washingtons-teeth-taken-from-enslaved-people/

https://www.livescience.com/61919-george-washington-teeth-not-wood.html

I may have some coffee stains and a few filled cavities in my back molars but my teeth are all mine so fuck yes I win vs Washington

"We know a surprising amount about the dental history of the nation’s first president. George Washington’s teeth were ravaged by disease and primitive dental care. His first tooth was pulled when he was in his mid-twenties. By the time he was sworn in as president, at the age of fifty-seven, he had one tooth left. "

I have never been knocked out in my life not by a person or by a fall car accident snowboard accident etc and have been in many. I did get a chip knocked out of one tooth by a lacrosse stick when I was about 12. Other than that never chipped or had any teeth knocked out. Worse head impact has definitely been snowboarding hitting back of my head on ice but still not KOed.

I have a coke bottle scar on my cheek where someone bit a chunk out during a fight. I am missing a tooth from a lacrosse stick to the face.

[CalorieKing]

I''ve sent Rev Zachary Sparks who leads worship at Campbell which is a Christian God fearing Campus this thread


https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=676469.0

thanks Brian!

[IroNat]

Lol. A very underrated post

Truly well done, indeed.